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2018/02/22 19:14:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Too bad somebody else ate it.
I wish Melania would come in and fish slap Donnie in the Oval Office while he's mumbling and stumbling through a press conference.
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2018/02/23 15:46:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the secret service jump in the way, the fish hits an agent instead, foiling the greatest plan ever.
I wish to see that on the TV news.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/23 16:12:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! It causes you to go blind
I wish I could afford LASEK...
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2018/02/23 17:37:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it's been banned in favor of trepanation.
I wish I received a massive raise
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/23 21:19:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Steady Dwarf Warrior
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Granted, they now pay you TWO peanuts.
I wish the dice were my friends.
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Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ |
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2018/02/24 13:46:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They abandon you eventually.
I wish to see Ozzy live in concert.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/24 23:39:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But after a few chords of the first song his voice goes completely, fortunately his daughter is back stage and happily volunteers to sing the entire set...aren't you lucky!
I wish I had some fresh, home-made guacamole right now.
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2018/02/25 07:57:06
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is being used as bait in a bear trap out back. Feel lucky?
I wish to begin a digital music collection.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/25 19:52:21
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. The only free or low-cost music from here on is Justin Bieber concert bootleg recordings.
I wish I could see videos of Slayer beating up Justin Bieber.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/02/25 20:12:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Steady Dwarf Warrior
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Granted. Inexplicably the self defence lessons the young Mr Bieber had render the members of Slayer unable to play and thus end their music career.
(As a metaller I feel ashamed having just written that)
I wish to see Zak Wilde beat up Justin Bieber. (Hoping he’ll do a better job of it)
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Klinka na Karak! Grund a na Grungron! Az a na Ankor!
‘A pick for the earth, a hammer for the anvil, and an axe for everything else!’ |
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2018/02/25 20:23:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. Zakk Wylde continues afterwards on an incredible Hulk-like beating rampage and is put down by the US Army. Your wish has killed Zakk Wylde.
I wish that girl with the blue hair from The Agonist & Arch Enemy would agree to be my concubine.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/02/25 21:42:13
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! Unfortunately after squiring her back to your abode, you decide to dash out to pick up some libations and fall into an open manhole. At your funeral she meets me, we hit it off and becomes my concubine. Thanks for the assist.
I wish I had a brother like Dustin Hoffman's character in 'Rain Man'...hello, Vegas!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/02/25 21:42:43
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2018/02/26 16:28:19
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but people like him more than you. Now you are alone.
I wish I owned all the books
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/26 16:49:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are trapped in a tiny space between all the books. You will eventually starve to death.
I wish to have dinner at the restaurant at the end of the universe...
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2018/02/27 14:03:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But when you get there it's closed due to remodelling and won't reopen for another six weeks.
I wish to see the baby.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/27 15:37:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You see the baby in your dreams. When you are awake. As an everpresent phantom just in the corner of your eye. Always there. Always judging. It's put a real damper on your romantic life.
I wish I could be a mars colonist.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/27 15:52:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You are well on your way to Mars when it is destroyed by Aliens!
I wish I had gotten the Eisenhorn model...
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2018/02/27 19:06:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You buy mine for $100,000.
I wish my eyesight now was good as it was when I was 20.
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2018/02/28 05:21:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but it comes with being as broke as you were when you were 20. Enjoy that ramen.
I wish Fonzie had never jumped over the shark.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/02/28 13:50:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. His show was cancelled long before then.
I wish to create happiness.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/02/28 16:46:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You process a large batch of ecstacy and are arrested shortly after.
I wish illegal warehouse raves weren't illegal...
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2018/02/28 17:34:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but the resultant OD corpses are dropped of at your doorstep each morning.
I wish I had the ability to duplicate miniatures by pointing at them.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/02/28 21:27:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but you have no control over where the duplicates appear. Some Dude in Malaysia has a bunch of cool miniatures now.
I wish the Pacific Rim sequel opened today
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/03/02 16:08:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Pacific Rim 2 opened yesterday at one theatre in Syria.
I wish my dogs could talk...
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2018/03/02 16:38:38
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. They soon realize you don't have their best interests in mind and plot to kill and eat you.
I wish I had a steak
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/03 00:57:47
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted. You have no fire to cook it with.
I wish I could take an annual trip to Fort Knox to get as much gold as I can carry.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/03/05 13:23:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But the guard dogs don't like the idea at all.
I wish for more variety.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/03/05 15:35:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. I've given you 30 different versions of the Clap.
I wish to be able to fly
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/03/05 15:35:15
Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/03/05 16:07:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You can fly but only to work on Monday mornings.
I wish I didn't have hay fever...
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2018/03/05 22:24:09
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! You now have Dengue Fever.
I wish I could get a bit more enthused about finishing the painting on my Adepticon army.
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