King of the Hill

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**CuddlySquig**

He tips his hat at me, therefore I still exist. I trick you into walking into a big box, seal it and mail you to Kuala Lumpur.
My hill.

**snurl**

As you wait in line at the post office to mail your unfragile package, I reclaim the hill in the name of the great Pumpkin.

**Decio**

I bust out of the box. ( i could do that without powers -_-)
Then, I stuff my socks in your mouth and sprint like hell for a phone booth. I dial up my Sandwich Goons and Gentlesir'Tan, and soon enough, I am teleported away as monstrous concrete sandwiches demolish the post office.

Gentlesir'Tan and I make snurl believe that CuddlySquig is a fervent pumpkin hater.

While snurl is off fighting, I claim the hill for my Gentlecron Club.

**CuddlySquig**

I defeat Snurl and trash the Gentlecron club with my mob of hysterical prohibitionists.

My hill

**Dr. Temujin**

I return from China, and from Ireland, leading my masses of football hooligan fans, point at you and tell them "He thinks your team sucks!" They then charge and beat the tobacco juice out of the prohibitionists and drive you off...
My Hill.

**snurl**

The pumpkin seeds take root in the blood soaked ground. Soon. Not yet, but soon, I'll be back.

**p_gray99**

I lead a horde of pumpkin-eating mongooses into the area and wait for the seeds to take root...
My hill.

**Decio**

I unleash the poachers of mongooses against you! I plant some evil potatoes when the deed is done.

My hill.

**p_gray99**

I unleash my poachers of the poachers of mongooses to defeat your poachers of mongooses, then release more of the mongooses which not only eat pumpkins but also potatoes.

My hill.

**Decio**

But wait, wouldn't the mongooses become evil?

So, I arrive on top of a Leman Russ Demolisher with some accompanying Chimeras. Out comes the poachers of poachers of poachers of mongooses, they are of the Ordo Poachus and delight in poaching things. Like eggs and mongooses. I replant nice potatoes

My hill.

**snurl**

Pumpkin vines erupt from the hilltop, ensnareing you and your poachers and their tanks as well; then pulling them back down beneath the soil. Then the potatoes are purged as a Ponderous Pumpkin perches precariously on the point of the peak.

**Decio**

You get an Alliteration award. It grants a 5+ invul save from bad grammar.

I come back and plant potatoes as allies. Then I go off and do homework. Face the potatoes and pumpkins Dakkanauts!

snurl's hill

**CuddlySquig**

I have a really late thanksgiving and invite all my friends. We feats on turkey, stuffing, mashed potato and pumpkin pie.

My hill.

**p_gray99**

I poison the food. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

I didn't eat any. My hill.

**p_gray99**

Yeah, but Alpharius did. My hill.

**TheRobotLol**

Yes, but I'm not Alpharius.

Or am I?

My hill.

**Decio**

I shoot you in the tender areas with a splinter rifle.

My hill.

(and CuddlySquig, wouldn't that be an early Thanksgiving? Sounds delicious

)

**p_gray99**

Splinter rifle? That the best you got? I walk up to you in my ancient incubus warsuit and cut you down with three well-placed swipes of my demiklaves, before walking up to

My hill.

**Decio**

(splinter rifle would bring the most agony while allowing him to live, no?)

Anyway, I sit up in Second Chance mode, drink some Reincarnation Potions and return as Emile from Halo Reach. I stab you in the back while you aren't looking with my kukri and call down the Spartans.

My hill. (haaah, put Xbox 360 and Halo Reach/4 on my wishlist, then proceeded to watch 2 hours worth of Spartans (Halo and original men) on Youtube.

**snurl**

While you are busy playing video games I whack you offside the head with a rune-encrusted warhammer.
My hill.

**p_gray99**

Decio wrote:(splinter rifle would bring the most agony while allowing him to live, no?)

No. Chances are it would kill him, and it wouldn't be as agonising as almost any of the haemonculi's little tricks.

@ snurl: I walk up to you, snap the rusty old warhammer and stab you. My hill.

**CuddlySquig**

Decio wrote:
I
(and CuddlySquig, wouldn't that be an early Thanksgiving? Sounds delicious )

In Canada, Thanksgiving is in October.

I shoot you. You lose the hill for bringing a knife to a gunfight.

My hill.

**Lord General Cheese**

I charge up the hill on top a bear firing a ak-47 at all of you my hill

**Coolyo294**

I charge up the hill on top of a tortoise firing an AK-74 at you.

My hill.

**snurl**

I flip the tortise upside down while firing an AK47 at you. Then I make turtle soup. My hill.

**Tadashi**

Nuclear missiles launched. My hill.

**CuddlySquig**

It's a dud! Meanwhile I ride my pet starfish up the hill, mowing down opposition with my supersoaker.

My hill.

**Tadashi**

Only one warhead was a dud - the rest were live nukes. My hill.

**Lord General Cheese**

I call upon the third Red Army my hill