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2012/12/03 09:13:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Exterminatus. No hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/03 09:46:41
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Several people who want to hurt each other chase around in circles while happy music plays.
Benny Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2012/12/03 09:48:10
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Justin Bieber starts singing nearby and kills them all from sheer SUCK. He then claims the hill, only to find a nuke on top with a note saying 'Hi!' The nuke then explodes - no hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/03 10:10:09
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Justin Beiber's ashes form a tiny hill, for ants.
The ant's hill.
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What I have
 ~4100
 ~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/03 10:14:25
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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It gets the boot. A really, really big Texas boot. The Texan's hill (well, dirt, actually  ).
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/03 10:19:45
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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A freak tornado dumps a load of dirt on the Texan.
The Texan's hill
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/03 10:24:44
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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40 million peope invade the hill. There isn't enough food to go round. They face starvation and begin grinding each other into paste for food.
Soylent Hill.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/03 10:28:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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I see what you did there.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/03 10:44:38
Subject: Re:King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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A pack of splitdogs settle on the hill, and begin to eat the soylent green.
Splitdog hill.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/03 12:26:00
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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The splitdogs discover that they aren't on the hill - their minds are in an illusory reality while genetically engineered life forms suck out their brains with a straw.
Red Dwarfs hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/03 12:32:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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PredaKhaine wrote:The splitdogs discover that they aren't on the hill - their minds are in an illusory reality while genetically engineered life forms suck out their brains with a straw.
Red Dwarfs hill.
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A robot lands on the hill, and the psirens can do nothing to it.
The robot's hill.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/03 14:44:07
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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A pan dimensional liquid beast from the mogadon cluster lands on the island.
Pan dimensional liquid beast from the mogadon cluster's hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/03 15:23:20
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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A Daemon Prince forges a Transdimensional Eraser and erases the liquid.
He is usurped by a perfectly normal man and his perfectly normal sandwich.
Normal man's hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/04 02:29:48
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Normal man is driven insane by all the restless spirits left over from all the carnage this place has seen.
Lunatic Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/04 03:37:02
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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Lunatics, you say? The already insane man is driven even more insane upon learning of Nyarlathothep arriving at the hill, and he skeddadles.
An Eldrith Abomination's Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
 H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/12/04 03:38:56
Subject: King of the Hill
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Battleship Captain
Calixis Sector
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Draigo arrives and kicks Nyalatothep's ass, before handing the hill over to the Inquisition.
The Imperium's hill.
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"In every age, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same" |
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2012/12/04 07:06:21
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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The bureaucracy of the great Imperium buries the hill in paperwork.
Lost hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/12/04 09:30:36
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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John Locke finds the hill.
Still Lost Hill.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/04 12:56:42
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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perfectly normal sandwich is still on the hill.
So perfectly normal sandwich's hill.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/04 16:16:11
Subject: King of the Hill
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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PredaKhaine wrote: perfectly normal sandwich is still on the hill.
So perfectly normal sandwich's hill.
The heavy finds the sandwich, and noms it.
Heavy's hill.
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What I have
~4100
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2012/12/04 21:05:54
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Spy knife's heavy.
Spy Hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/12/04 23:14:58
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Infiltrated from below.
Mole Hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/05 01:04:03
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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Infiltrated from within.
Possessed Hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/12/05 01:40:06
Subject: King of the Hill
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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My Witch Doctor exorcises the hill, and leashes its spirit to his control.
My Hill.
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Lord Judicator Valdrakh of the Atun Dynasty (6th Ed: W:3, L:4, D:0)
H.B.M.C. wrote:Well GW were mostly responsible for the Berlin Wall, so it's natural for some people to harbour resentment towards them.
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2012/12/05 02:20:52
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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With the blood and thunder of the Imperial Guard, the glorious revolution of the people crush all resistance on the hill and the atheist priests purify it.
All enemies of the Union shall burn... Hill..
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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2012/12/05 10:31:08
Subject: King of the Hill
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Burning enemies of the Union attack and overrun the hill in a fit of rage. Then they cool off.
Smouldering hill
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2012/12/05 12:32:35
Subject: King of the Hill
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Executing Exarch
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It snows on the hill and a robin lands on a holly bush.
Christmas Cards hill
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2012/12/05 16:16:13
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Pyro melts the snow and cooks/eats the robin.
Pryo's hill.
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Seeing a squad of veterens swoop in in a Vendetta, secure the area, deliver that math assignment, and extract within 2 minutes would be freaking sweet.
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2012/12/05 16:33:40
Subject: King of the Hill
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Lethal Lhamean
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Wow, 4 whole pages past without me... 
My hill.
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2012/12/05 16:45:41
Subject: King of the Hill
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer
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And four more shall pass without you.
My hill.
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Meet Arkova.
or discover the game you always wanted to:
RoTC. |
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