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2012/10/29 15:38:42
Subject: Dakka how prepared are you..........
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
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2012/10/29 15:38:50
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Killer TOmatoes
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog 
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
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2012/10/29 15:39:47
Subject: Dakka how prepared are you..........
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Fixture of Dakka
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hotsauceman1 wrote:I dont, because zombies aren't real.
wait for it...
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 Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
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http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/29 15:43:24
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I prefer my scenarios.
Also, not sure what you're saying here? That there are films based on animals attacking people? I know that, but it doesn't make them necessarily feasible. I just like the sound of an 'animal uprising.' To be an uprising, they have to be oppressed, so domesticated livestock makes the most sense to me. A horde of rampaging cows could do serious damage.
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htj wrote:You can always trust a man who quotes himself in his signature.
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2012/10/29 15:44:14
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 AustonT wrote:hotsauceman1 wrote:I dont, because zombies aren't real.
wait for it...
Eeew, yucky pony!!
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2012/10/29 17:50:56
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Krazed Killa Kan
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 p_gray99 wrote:I'm in England. If zombies existed, they wouldn't come here because it's just not the kind of place where you find zombies. They'd just get bored, so they'd all stay over in America instead.
Speaking from a perspective my experience living in the UK since birth, even if there was a zombie apocalypse, and the streets were rife with shambling hordes of the living impaired, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Heck, they could even find work in the fast food/retail industry...
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My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2012/10/29 19:06:07
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Hallowed Canoness
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I still need to get a fresh alice pack for my official bug out bag, but I'm relatively prepared should the time to get whilst the getting is good comes, I just need to make it to Montana, lots of friends up there.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
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2012/10/29 19:11:22
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Fixture of Dakka
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 KalashnikovMarine wrote:I still need to get a fresh alice pack for my official bug out bag, but I'm relatively prepared should the time to get whilst the getting is good comes, I just need to make it to Montana, lots of friends up there.
Erm what?
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/29 19:12:48
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Hallowed Canoness
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AustonT wrote: KalashnikovMarine wrote:I still need to get a fresh alice pack for my official bug out bag, but I'm relatively prepared should the time to get whilst the getting is good comes, I just need to make it to Montana, lots of friends up there.
Erm what?
Not you, my buddy's offered me a spot at his home should gak get stupid.
My other friend owns an old Atlas silo in New Mexico, we keep kicking around the idea of cracking it open, cleaning it up and restoring it habitability for giggles.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
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2012/10/29 19:17:18
Subject: Dakka how prepared are you..........
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Fixture of Dakka
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KalashnikovMarine wrote: AustonT wrote: KalashnikovMarine wrote:I still need to get a fresh alice pack for my official bug out bag, but I'm relatively prepared should the time to get whilst the getting is good comes, I just need to make it to Montana, lots of friends up there.
Erm what?
Not you, my buddy's offered me a spot at his home should gak get stupid.
My other friend owns an old Atlas silo in New Mexico, we keep kicking around the idea of cracking it open, cleaning it up and restoring it habitability for giggles.
Here's the beauty of the Get Lost campagin.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/29 19:21:20
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Lethal Lhamean
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Leigen_Zero wrote: p_gray99 wrote:I'm in England. If zombies existed, they wouldn't come here because it's just not the kind of place where you find zombies. They'd just get bored, so they'd all stay over in America instead.
Speaking from a perspective my experience living in the UK since birth, even if there was a zombie apocalypse, and the streets were rife with shambling hordes of the living impaired, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Heck, they could even find work in the fast food/retail industry...
True, true. I expect they'd particularly like watching football matches. Rooney would fit right in.
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2012/10/29 22:52:15
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Heroic Senior Officer
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I am to bring my swords and my bow to my friend place and we'll regroup there, break all the stairs and see what happens.
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2012/10/30 16:04:04
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Lethal Lhamean
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You'll starve after a while, that's what'll happen. You should think longer-term.
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2012/10/30 16:15:01
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Fixture of Dakka
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Probably die of dehydration before starvation.
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/30 16:25:55
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Nasty Nob
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Bad news Lord General Cheese, looks like you're a crazy person.
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2012/10/30 16:42:22
Subject: Dakka how prepared are you..........
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 Leigen_Zero wrote: p_gray99 wrote:I'm in England. If zombies existed, they wouldn't come here because it's just not the kind of place where you find zombies. They'd just get bored, so they'd all stay over in America instead.
Speaking from a perspective my experience living in the UK since birth, even if there was a zombie apocalypse, and the streets were rife with shambling hordes of the living impaired, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Heck, they could even find work in the fast food/retail industry...
Exalted! 
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2012/10/30 17:20:33
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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OK to be serious for a moment, I follow the parents old mantra which ties into weathering a hurricane.
Have the ability to have water for a week without going to the store.
Canned goods for a minimum two weeks. A propane stove and kerosene lamps are required.
Dry goods for up to 3 months. Thats essentially dried rice and beans and maybe a few treats.
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/10/30 17:21:24
Subject: Re:Dakka how prepared are you..........
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Beef jerky goes a long way....
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/10/30 17:22:37
Subject: Dakka how prepared are you..........
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Well, the CDC's got a handy-dandy little tip book:
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2012/10/30 17:23:26
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lets not forget the exercise of the zombie attack in Cali this coming end of the month
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/10/30 17:51:58
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Fixture of Dakka
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Dont Mormons have like the ultimate zombie protection plan?
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Avatar 720 wrote:You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.
Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
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2012/10/30 17:54:42
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AustonT wrote:Dont Mormons have like the ultimate zombie protection plan?
Most of them don't own guns, so not really. My ultimate plan is to live next to an affluent Mormon couple with at least 12 kids and buy a bunch of guns. 14 years worth of food for just 14 bullets.
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2012/10/30 18:00:06
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 kronk wrote: AustonT wrote:Dont Mormons have like the ultimate zombie protection plan?
Most of them don't own guns, so not really.
My ultimate plan is to live next to an affluent Mormon couple with at least 12 kids and buy a bunch of guns. 14 years worth of food for just 14 bullets.
Wait, where did you get that most don't have guns??? I've known several Mormon families and have had Mormon relatives. They all had lots of guns, some to Frazzled level amounts of guns.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/10/30 18:02:54
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 Frazzled wrote: kronk wrote: AustonT wrote:Dont Mormons have like the ultimate zombie protection plan?
Most of them don't own guns, so not really.
My ultimate plan is to live next to an affluent Mormon couple with at least 12 kids and buy a bunch of guns. 14 years worth of food for just 14 bullets.
Wait, where did you get that most don't have guns??? I've known several Mormon families and have had Mormon relatives. They all had lots of guns, some to Frazzled level amounts of guns.
I dont get why you even own guns, Arent the Daschunds enough to scare away intruders.
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2012/10/30 18:04:11
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Flirst clue....Texas
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/10/30 18:25:01
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 hotsauceman1 wrote: Frazzled wrote: kronk wrote: AustonT wrote:Dont Mormons have like the ultimate zombie protection plan?
Most of them don't own guns, so not really.
My ultimate plan is to live next to an affluent Mormon couple with at least 12 kids and buy a bunch of guns. 14 years worth of food for just 14 bullets.
Wait, where did you get that most don't have guns??? I've known several Mormon families and have had Mormon relatives. They all had lots of guns, some to Frazzled level amounts of guns.
I dont get why you even own guns, Arent the Daschunds enough to scare away intruders.
Who do you think shoots the guns?
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/10/30 18:34:24
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Hallowed Canoness
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All the mormons I know are quite well armed as well as having the required amounts of food.
Basic emergency survival kit:
A rifle and a directory of your local mormon ward
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
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2012/10/30 19:10:19
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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KalashnikovMarine wrote:All the mormons I know are quite well armed as well as having the required amounts of food.
Basic emergency survival kit:
A rifle and a directory of your local mormon ward
Its all good except for the old mutliple wives part. I can't handle one wife much less four or five. 
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2012/10/30 19:14:15
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Frazzled wrote: KalashnikovMarine wrote:All the mormons I know are quite well armed as well as having the required amounts of food.
Basic emergency survival kit:
A rifle and a directory of your local mormon ward
Its all good except for the old mutliple wives part. I can't handle one wife much less four or five.
Amen to that, it's like Robin Williams says "It doesn't matter if you marry a deaf girl and a blind girl, they will communicate and they will work out that you are the donkey cave"
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2012/10/30 19:15:44
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Yep.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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