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Orks?

Rynn's Might is on it's way to purge you!

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Orks?

Rynn's Might is on it's way to purge you!

But can it purge a looted Emperor? *whyistherenoorkwithhisheadexplodinggif?.gif*

A Manly test...

I'm going to call it the "Magnum PI Protocol". Would Tom Selleck drive it? if yes it's "Manly".

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Orks?

Rynn's Might is on it's way to purge you!

But can it purge a looted Emperor? *whyistherenoorkwithhisheadexplodinggif?.gif*

Of course you can! If it's the really-deal-balls-of-steal Emperor, he wouldn't die while the orks would!

If he's a fake, then destroyed!


Either way, orks dead, Emperor as safe as he can be!

Barrywise wrote:
Now if the cyclops were part necron and could stand back up after blowing up, then I'd consider it manly

I got tired of people making overpowered custom rules and cardboard titans, so I came up with a Cyclops character to use in any game where I have to face that nonsense. The fluff was it was a Cyclops that gained sentience, decided that it really didn't like the idea of being blown up as a demolition charge, and started massacring anything in its path, while upgrading all of its weapons. So the tiny little tank got titan-scale weapons and armor, and upgraded its demolition charge with a vortex warhead to ensure that if anyone did finally put an end to its killing spree they (and everything else nearby) would be killed by its last dying act of hate.

Of course this was before the new Necron codex, so perhaps it should get reanimation protocols as well?

 MrMoustaffa wrote:

So you get a happy puppy with a bomb inside it who explodes everytime he gets near someone, only to get put back together and wonder where his playmates went...

That's....really morbid.

Sidenote: Honestly, Rynn's Might could be the most manly tank I can think of, now that I am reminded of its existence. If you don't agree, its because you haven't read its story.

Damnit Church of CRASSUS, we need to rally. Rynn's Might may be manly, but does it have a series of dedicated memes?

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
Damnit Church of CRASSUS, we need to rally. Rynn's Might may be manly, but does it have a series of dedicated memes?

Of course it doesn't.
Because it is nowhere near the might of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

 purplefood wrote:

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
Damnit Church of CRASSUS, we need to rally. Rynn's Might may be manly, but does it have a series of dedicated memes?

Of course it doesn't.
Because it is nowhere near the might of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

This is Approved by MAGNUM PI.....Manly....

Your...THING THAT WILL NOT BE NAMED...may be manly, but Rynn's Might doesn't even need Magnum PI to drive it...ITS JUST THAT MANLY!!!

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is the vehicle of choice for both Brian Blessed and Burt Reynolds. Your move, less manly tanks.

*Lascannon out of nowhere*

 IHateNids wrote:
*Lascannon out of nowhere*

*CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT out of nowhere*

Oh no they have more...

 ace101 wrote:
Your...THING THAT WILL NOT BE NAMED...may be manly, but Rynn's Might doesn't even need Magnum PI to drive it...ITS JUST THAT MANLY!!!

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT drives itself everywhere!

The funniest part is I just see it not even walking, it just rolls around on it's CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT ROLLER BLADES

Rynn's Might may have lost the battle... but you won't win the war

(ie. I'll be back with more memes )

 purplefood wrote:

 ace101 wrote:
Your...THING THAT WILL NOT BE NAMED...may be manly, but Rynn's Might doesn't even need Magnum PI to drive it...ITS JUST THAT MANLY!!!

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT drives itself everywhere!

Holy be thy CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TITAN

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
The funniest part is I just see it not even walking, it just rolls around on it's CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT ROLLER BLADES

definitely
also, someone, somewhere, needs to make a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TITAN...

I'm sorry to ruin your day... CAAT lovers...






and incase you missed it:

Denny, tell Matt.kinsley in the name of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT the facts of the case.



Keep those MEME's coming gentlemen.

Oh no way......I see what you did there... Well I ain't playin, this just isn't cricket. *Slinks away sulking*

Ive come here to kill you,
Wont leave until youve died!
Murdering the CAATitan,
For my crewmen's pride!

So, wait, are there anymore contenders?

Also:





EDIT: I'm kinda expecting Purplefood to get online now anytime soon and almost make my memes invalid... almost...

One little problem- there's only one Rynn's Might. Therefore, your titan can't move because it can't have three of the same individual tank, while there are probably millions of CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS.

Who said it's feet were itself?

The Rynn's Might Titan is controled by Rynn's Might (The head).

in any case, Rynn's might can take on a horde of orks. Rynn's might titan might manage an army. But CRASSUS ARMOUR-GEDDON can take on an entire planet:

The CRASSUS ARMOUREDGEDDON was used to end the wars on Cadia, Armageddon, and the Badab sector simultaneously

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
The CRASSUS ARMOUREDGEDDON was used to end the wars on Cadia, Armageddon, and the Badab sector simultaneously

Killed every human on each of those planets, but it was worth it just for the look on the heretic's/xeno's faces- that "wait, is that... OH SH-"