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Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







So? It wasn't 1 tank, it was 1 type of tank.



Can 1 of your puny CAAT's destroy a large ork warband?


Spoiler:


Also, to add to how the Rynn's Might Titan is possible...

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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Killing every ally is kind of a base neccesity in an Imperium campaign

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
The CRASSUS ARMOUREDGEDDON was used to end the wars on Cadia, Armageddon, and the Badab sector simultaneously

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT caused those wars!

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Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







There we go, purple is online...


MUST WORK HARDER!
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
So? It wasn't 1 tank, it was 1 type of tank.



Can 1 of your puny CAAT's destroy a large ork warband?



Can one of your Rynn's Might armies destr- oh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







It takes true manliness not to be a clone

And who say's Rynn's Might needs an army to destroy a CAAT Army?

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Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
Can 1 of your puny CAAT's destroy a large ork warband?

depends- we're more heavily armoured, and better equipped to take on hordes.


DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant









You sure you're CAAT's are better armoured?
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Multiple structure points

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

land raiders are armoured. CAAT's are ARMOURED.

P.S: When was anything in the last 14 pages serious?

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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







dunno

   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

This gak is as serious as a gnome in a trench coat

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Ol' Blighty

If might is for men, CAATs are for manly men.

ZING!


DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
Made in gb
Renegade Inquisitor de Marche






Elephant Graveyard

The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is far more powerful than a mere Land Raider.
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT has no driver or gunners. It is powered by its hatred for anything that isn't a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. Also known as everything.

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







Rynn's Might? A mere Land Raider




Also, Rynn's Might doesn't need crew or gunners.

It's smarter than a CAAT, too.

And the Crassus does have crew It's Machine Spirit is too primitive and tame to do anything by itself.

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Elephant Graveyard

It has no crew. It's powered by rage and rage alone.
All land raiders are mere when faced with the might of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

A crew of men that are so manly they can use their balls as seats

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







A crew of men that are so manly they can use their balls as seats

Seems Squig contradics you Purple


And seeming this thread is about Manly TANKS... Only tanks that are manly by themselves should count.


Have Manly crew doesn't make the tank manly.


Therefore every tank (Except Rynn's Might and maybe a few others) aren't manly on their own.


How am I right? I'll let Tony Abbott tell you...
   
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Elephant Graveyard

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
A crew of men that are so manly they can use their balls as seats

Seems Squig contradics you Purple


Contradicts me? Me!
I am the goddamn harbinger of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT MEME. There is one true tank and Purplefood is his prophet!

And seeming this thread is about Manly CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT... Only CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT that are CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT by themselves should CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.


Have CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT crew doesn't make the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT manly.


Therefore every tank (Except CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and maybe a fewCRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT) aren't CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT on their own.


How am I right? I'll let CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT tell you...

Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. 
   
Made in us
Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

It doesn't count if you make your own, manliness is generated through the internet belief field

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in us
Heroic Senior Officer





Western Kentucky

Somewhere a Mod is just staring at his computer screen thinking "I really should lock this thread... but damn these tanks are awesome"


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Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







So the Praetor & Dominus aren't true tanks, Purple?


Well, we now know why the Crassus hates everyone, it's a pompus piece of gak and no one likes it because of that

jking, jking....



So what is the listing now... I think it's something like this:

1. CAAT and Rynn's Might
3. Basilisk (?? I can't remember...)

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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

3 isn't even relevant anymore

 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







too true... too true...
   
Made in us
Preacher of the Emperor





Michigan




Rynn's just might?

CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't pussyfoot around with "might," CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT just DOES.

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Liche Priest Hierophant







 purplefood wrote:


Matt.Kingsley is the goddamn harbinger of the RYNN'S MIGHT MEME. There is one true tank and Matt.Kingsley is his prophet!

And seeming this thread is about Manly RYNN’S MIGHT... Only RYNN’S MIGHT that are RYNN’S MIGHT by themselves should RYNN’S MIGHT.


Have RYNN’S MIGHT crew doesn't make the RYNN’S MIGHT manly.


Therefore every tank (Except RYNN’S MIGHT and maybe a few RYNN’S MIGHT) aren't RYNN’S MIGHT on their own.



How am I right? I'll let RYNN'S MIGHT tell you...


Two can play at that game Purple

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Made in ca
Wing Commander






The crassus armoured assault transport is deserving of no manlies.

Not a one, for it is not manly.

It carries little men with flashlights and hardened t-shirts into battle behind thick armour plating, because said men, if you can even call them that, can't stomach the thought of facing a proper fight.

It enables COWARDICE.

Very un-manly.

Therefore, I conclude, Valve should announce Half Life 2: Episode 3.
 
   
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Nasty Nob on a Boar






Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

 MajorStoffer wrote:
The crassus armoured assault transport is deserving of no manlies.

Not a one, for it is not manly.

It carries little men with flashlights and hardened t-shirts into battle behind thick armour plating, because said men, if you can even call them that, can't stomach the thought of facing a proper fight.

It enables COWARDICE.

Very un-manly.



 angel of ecstasy wrote:

You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.


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Made in ca
Rough Rider with Boomstick




Guelph Ontario

CAATs have their Macharius buddies that can pop Landraiders.

Think of something clever to say. 
   
Made in au
Liche Priest Hierophant







You can't have friends if you hate everyone who isn't you

So more contradictions to purple

Rynn's Might has himself to pop CAATs and Machariuses.
   
 
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