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2013/01/16 02:07:17
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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 MajorStoffer wrote:The crassus armoured assault transport is deserving of no manlies.
Not a one, for it is not manly.
It carries little men with flashlights and hardened t-shirts into battle behind thick armour plating, because said men, if you can even call them that, can't stomach the thought of facing a proper fight.
It enables COWARDICE.
Very un-manly.
The Land Raider is deserving of no manlies.
Not a one, for it is not manly.
It carries little men with glorified bomb chuckers and hardened plastic shells into battle behind even more thick armor plating, because said men, if you can even call that, can't stomach the thought of facing a proper fight without their toys.
It enables COWARDICE!
Very un-manly.
BTW, I typed all of that out.
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2013/01/16 02:08:04
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
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I think the Praetor is the manliest. Nothing like a CAAT that has missiles instead of transport cap.
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"*Sparten stabs marine through heart "Finally you're dead!" "Nu-uh beetch" *Rips sparten's head
off"- Grey Templar
"so manly, it has a fething banner saying how huge it's balls used to be before they left to settle down in a tropical island with a loving wife and kids."-Shrike
"I wouldn't murder her. Just cripple her for life."- Angel of Ecstacy
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2013/01/16 02:09:05
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Guelph Ontario
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Does Rynn's MIght have a twin linked Vanquisher turret or a Vulcan Megabolter?
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2013/01/16 02:09:57
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Rynn's Might is no mere Land Raider.
Crew? GTFO
Gunners? GTFO
Passengers? GTFO STOP WALKING ON ME!
The enemy? STFU you're going to be dead!
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2013/01/16 02:54:33
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Battleship Captain
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The CAAT doesn't use punctuation in its name. Nor does it release the shift button even once.
It is the clear superior in all things manly.
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2013/01/16 03:13:42
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Actually, it does. well, releasing the shift button. see? Crassus Armoured Asault Transport or crassus armoured assault transport. 
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2013/01/16 03:39:31
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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My vote still goes to the Ork land battleship
Also, the CAAT looks like it has derpy eyes with the heavy bolters spread out
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2013/01/16 03:45:32
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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Derpy eyes
OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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 angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2013/01/16 04:13:28
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Dakka Veteran
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But if the vehicle itself cannot be crewed and infact rejects all others to crew it, then does it not reject men? And without men how can it be manly? Isn't it actually rejecting manliness. But is it manly to reject manliness?
Also I keep reading Rynn as Ryan (Paul Ryan) and all these so called ghost stories are obviously fake if it actually is "Ryan might"
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2013/01/16 04:34:14
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Rynn's Might doesn't shun men, but it doesn't need them.
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2013/01/16 07:57:46
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Matt.Kingsley wrote: purplefood wrote:
Matt.Kingsley is the goddamn harbinger of the RYNN'S MIGHT MEME. There is one true tank and Matt.Kingsley is his prophet!
And seeming this thread is about Manly RYNN’S MIGHT... Only RYNN’S MIGHT that are RYNN’S MIGHT by themselves should RYNN’S MIGHT.
Have RYNN’S MIGHT crew doesn't make the RYNN’S MIGHT manly.
Therefore every tank (Except RYNN’S MIGHT and maybe a few RYNN’S MIGHT) aren't RYNN’S MIGHT on their own.
How am I right? I'll let RYNN'S MIGHT tell you...
Two can play at that game Purple
Only the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT it excerpt from grammar.
Matt.Kingsley wrote:You can't have friends if you hate everyone who isn't you 
So more contradictions to purple
Tanks can like other tanks, even if the other tank doesn't feel the same way. Obviously you do not understand how they feel or form relationships, therefore you cannot judge them.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/16 07:58:46
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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You haven't lived till you've seen a Leman Russ Battle Tank friendzone a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell  |
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2013/01/16 07:59:57
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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 MrMoustaffa wrote:You haven't lived till you've seen a Leman Russ Battle Tank friendzone a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't get friendzoned- it friendzones others.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/16 08:05:02
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Battleship Captain
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MrMoustaffa wrote:You haven't lived till you've seen a Leman Russ Battle Tank friendzone a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Implying the LBRT is a lady.
(Because I KNOW you aren't implying the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is a lady.)
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2013/01/16 08:05:30
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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 shrike wrote: MrMoustaffa wrote:You haven't lived till you've seen a Leman Russ Battle Tank friendzone a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't get friendzoned- it friendzones others.
Even the most manly of men have been friendzoned. Look into it's ey-er I mean viewports. You can tell that tank has experienced true sorrow, and is manly enough to accept it and move on with his life.
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2013/01/16 08:11:14
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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MrMoustaffa wrote: shrike wrote: MrMoustaffa wrote:You haven't lived till you've seen a Leman Russ Battle Tank friendzone a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't get friendzoned- it friendzones others.
Even the most manly of men have been friendzoned. Look into it's ey-er I mean viewports. You can tell that tank has experienced true sorrow, and is manly enough to accept it and move on with his life.
one day, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT came across a petite, curvaceous chimera, but it was destroyed by an AT rocket just before they were to be married, and it turned its grief into hate of everything else. 'Tis a tragic tale.
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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/16 08:13:32
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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shrike wrote: MrMoustaffa wrote: shrike wrote: MrMoustaffa wrote:You haven't lived till you've seen a Leman Russ Battle Tank friendzone a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't get friendzoned- it friendzones others.
Even the most manly of men have been friendzoned. Look into it's ey-er I mean viewports. You can tell that tank has experienced true sorrow, and is manly enough to accept it and move on with his life.
one day, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT came across a petite, curvaceous chimera, but it was destroyed by an AT rocket just before they were to be married, and it turned its grief into hate of everything else. 'Tis a tragic tale.
You should've seen when the Medusa stood him up at the prom. They say you can still hear the victims screams echoing through space years later.
You ever seen tank treads literally clogged with cheapo tuxes and overly revealing promdresses the size of tanks? Trust me, it aint pretty.
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2013/01/16 08:16:15
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Manliest tank in the universe you ask well I have only
One answer:
THE Centaur!
(Excuse the lack of a pic my phone thinks it funny to not work when photos are mentioned)
A tank so manly it brings a machine gun to a tank fight,
So manly it transports men with balls of admantium to their death
And of course manly enough that Freddie Mercury can man the gun or Vance "mother*******" Stubbs can drive it.
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2013/01/16 08:16:21
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Didn't think it would have to come to this, but...
Only real manly tanks don't have a rear hatch. Harder to be penetrated in the rear! One of (if not the most) unmanly things ever!
caat has a rear hatch, Rynn's Might doesn't!
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2013/01/16 08:20:21
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Battleship Captain
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 Matt.Kingsley wrote:Didn't think it would have to come to this, but...
Only real manly tanks don't have a rear hatch. Harder to be penetrated in the rear! One of (if not the most) unmanly things ever!
caat has a rear hatch, Rynn's Might doesn't!
Men have rear hatches.
Ladies have front hatches. Your argument has caved in; Rynn's Might is a lady!
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2013/01/16 08:21:49
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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Not it hasn't  the front hatch is it's mouth, better to nom orks with
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2013/01/16 08:25:34
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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*Idontevenknowwhatisgoingoninthisthreadanymore.jpg
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2013/01/16 08:30:33
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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I don't think anyone does.
But, I'll try and simplify it for everyone:
The Crassus Armoured Assault Transport is a self-indulgant, xeno-phobic, dreaming tank that pretends to be manly with it's rear hatch while Rynn's Might is the most manly tank ever as he isn't a clone, he's taken on whole armiers by himself. Noms on orks, doesn't have an easy-to-penetrate rear and isn't self-indulgant.
The Basilisk is the next manliest as it has the following:
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2013/01/16 08:31:41
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Battleship Captain
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Likely story. Front hatch is a front hatch is a front hatch.
The most ladylike of hatches.
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2013/01/16 08:34:30
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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 TheCaptain wrote: Likely story. Front hatch is a front hatch is a front hatch. The most ladylike of hatches.
Hey a hatch is a hatch. Front, rear, side, top, bottom, whatever. If somebody wants in, they're coming in.
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2013/01/16 08:36:56
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Liche Priest Hierophant
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You're just jealous of Rynn's Might's awesomeness
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2013/01/16 09:41:14
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Executing Exarch
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I admit that this isn't the crassus armoured assault transport or rynn's might, but it IS overcompensating for something. Does this count for manliness at all?
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/New_Stuff/CERBERUS_HEAVY_TANK_DESTROYER.html
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/01/16 10:50:57
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Douglas Bader
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Key word: overcompensating.
Now, the Valdor, on the other hand, is a manly tank. It carries a powerful weapon, and displays tasteful competence in its capabilities instead of overcompensating for its poor self esteem.
(And, unlike either of the other two candidates, it has neither front nor back hatches. The Valdor gives, it does not receive.)
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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2013/01/16 10:55:11
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Contender...
Wasn't Rynn's Might destroyed? Wasn't so Mighty eh?
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Rynn%27s_Might#.UPaHLR002So
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Collecting Forge World 30k????? If you prefix any Thread Subject line on 30k or Pre-heresy or Horus Heresy with [30K] we can convince LEGO and the Admin team to create a 30K mini board if we can show there is enough interest! |
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2013/01/16 12:05:13
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Morphing Obliterator
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Sadly it doesn't make the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT more manly if you abbreviate it. You should be ashamed of yourself!
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Playing mostly Necromunda and Battletech, Malifaux is awesome too! |
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Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts. 