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 Dakarillion wrote:
In terms of matching the Leman Russ I'd go with the Hammerhead any day. It shoots as far, has a stronger gun and has better AP. Plus, it doesn't need LOS to hit you with its Sponsons.
The armour would hold out against the Battle Cannon and as a Skimmer it is far more agile.

can't be bothered finding the exact quote, but "anything that floats along the ground like a fairy is not manly".


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I dunno if it has been mentioned yet, but the Spartan Assault vehicle is the manliest tank in 40k.

4 twin linked lascannon shots, armour 14 on all sides, immunities to melta, the flare shield which reduces the strength of shots against its front arc by -1 and a transport capacity of 25.

The Achilles is a strong 2nd only because it can't be destroyed by anything short of a D weapon.

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Overcompensating much? Afraid of a little mud?

BASILISKS. BASILISKBASILISKBASILISKCRASSUSASSAULTARMOUREDBASILISK.

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BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK
   
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 Unit1126PLL wrote:
CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK

My god...

Could you imagine? An entire CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with the top chopped off and filled to the brim with basilisks.

Not the gun mounts, just entire basilisks parked inside.

My god now I want to make one.

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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is for pussays.


 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
Cue all the people saying "This is the last straw! Now I'm only going to buy a little bit every now and then!"
 
   
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 MrMoustaffa wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK

My god...

Could you imagine? An entire CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with the top chopped off and filled to the brim with basilisks.

Not the gun mounts, just entire basilisks parked inside.

My god now I want to make one.


lol!

Make one with the artillery carriages, so the crew just set up their artillery carriages inside the Crassus and started opening up while the Crassus drove around...
   
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 MrMoustaffa wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK

My god...

Could you imagine? An entire CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with the top chopped off and filled to the brim with basilisks.

Not the gun mounts, just entire basilisks parked inside.

My god now I want to make one.



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What about the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT's lesser known cousin, the PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCHER?



Pretty badass, eh?

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nope, its a manticore on steroids.

Replace that cannon with three or four basilisks, then youve got badassery

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 IHateNids wrote:
nope, its a manticore on steroids.

Replace that cannon with three or four basilisks, then youve got badassery


You mean a DOMINUS ARMOURED SIEGE BOMBARD?

(FW, please finally make a models for this and stop teasing us.)

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 MrMoustaffa wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK

My god...

Could you imagine? An entire CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with the top chopped off and filled to the brim with basilisks.

Not the gun mounts, just entire basilisks parked inside.

My god now I want to make one.

'Roll a D6 at the beginning of the game. If you roll anything below a 7, you're screwed. If you roll a 7, you get punched in the face.'

Ahhhh... Bliss...

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BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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 thenoobbomb wrote:
Agility is not manly, it's for pansies!


Agreed.

As a discussion grows in length, the probability of a comparison to Matt Ward or Gray Knights approaches one.

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Manly? A Baneblade, built from scratch in a builder's yard in Hackney, by one man and his heirloom power tools, fuelled only by the kebab in his belly and the burning hatred of his wife. All of its weapons replaced with giant surround-sound speakers and sub woofers, with the inside gutted out and replace with fittings to incorporate a pool table, bar, dart board, and several large flat screen TV's on which to enjoy weekend fixtures of Blood Bowl - the 41st Millenium's sporting event of choice. The driver is of course, Chuck Norris.
   
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Enceladus wrote:
Manly? A Basilisk, built from scratch in a builder's yard on Mars, by one techpriest and his heirloom power tools, fuelled only by the oil in his belly and the burning hatred of life. It's single, humungous weapon not replaced at all The drivers are, of course, a crew of standard guardsmen.

Fix'd.

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BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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^That's basically 100% true in the fluff, lol.
   
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 Unit1126PLL wrote:
^That's Basiliskly 100% true in the fluff, lol.

Fix'd

I'm sorry...


 Gentleman_Jellyfish wrote:
Cue all the people saying "This is the last straw! Now I'm only going to buy a little bit every now and then!"
 
   
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Krieg! What a hole...

I see your Basilisk, and I raise you that

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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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 Bobthehero wrote:
I see your Basilisk, and I raise you that.


While the Minotaur is awesome (I love mine), it does lose manly points for being designed with rear-facing guns so it can drive away faster if anything gets too close.

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Michigan

If a Basilisk is manly, shouldn't a Medusa be even manlier? It doesn't even have the option of hiding behind buildings to lazily lob its shells on to the enemies. The Medusa has to jam those shells right down the enemy's throat. And the operators don't even have a giant gun shield to hide behind, either. Its crew gets to point and laugh directly at the enemy as they turn them into so much ash and rubble. Combine that with the ability to throw shells that can turn land raiders into scrap without even breaking a sweat, and the Medusa is pretty manly.


   
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Krieg! What a hole...

 Peregrine wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
I see your Basilisk, and I raise you that.


While the Minotaur is awesome (I love mine), it does lose manly points for being designed with rear-facing guns so it can drive away faster if anything gets too close.



Slight Off-Topic, which one should I get (in a few years, but still ), the Minotaur or the Praetor Launcher?

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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
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 Bobthehero wrote:
 Peregrine wrote:
 Bobthehero wrote:
I see your Basilisk, and I raise you that.


While the Minotaur is awesome (I love mine), it does lose manly points for being designed with rear-facing guns so it can drive away faster if anything gets too close.



Slight Off-Topic, which one should I get (in a few years, but still ), the Minotaur or the Praetor Launcher?

don't know the rules for the praetor, but I'd go with it because it's more cool looking
what could personify imperial guard insanity more than a bunker on treads with a huge missile rack on it?


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corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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 IHateNids wrote:
nope, its a manticore on steroids.

Replace that cannon with three or four basilisks, then youve got badassery


What's wrong with a missile platform that shoots payload after payload at its enemies' faces that explode into burning hot white fiery death?
   
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 MrMoustaffa wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK

My god...

Could you imagine? An entire CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with the top chopped off and filled to the brim with basilisks.

Not the gun mounts, just entire basilisks parked inside.

My god now I want to make one.


haha! time for CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT BASILISK

(1200 post)

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WAIT NO.
Replace all of the heavy bolters with battle cannons then the back is filled with basilisk cannons + a void missile for super effectiveness.
Now I am tempted to build one now XD

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 ChiliPowderKeg wrote:
 MrMoustaffa wrote:
 Unit1126PLL wrote:
CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT BASILISK

My god...

Could you imagine? An entire CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with the top chopped off and filled to the brim with basilisks.

Not the gun mounts, just entire basilisks parked inside.

My god now I want to make one.


haha! time for CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT BASILISK

(1200 post)

I-I-I...


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BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
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In da middle of da WAAAGH! Australia.

Probably already mentioned, but here goes...

THE PREDATOR ****ING ANGRINATOR IS THE MANLIEST ****ING TANK IN THE WHOLE **** GALAXY, FREAKIN' PANZY SCUM, KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT SHOOTS ANGRY MARINES AT THE ****ING ENEMY, SO SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT THE FLIPPIN' CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, OR I'LL TURN ALL YOUR FACES INTO CRASSUS ****ING ARMOURED ****ING ASSAULT TRANSPORTS.
SCUM.
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