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2013/01/26 09:10:24
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Guys...
GUYS...
JUST CALM DOWN!
Just because you wish you had Basilisks in your army.
Also, Blood Angels are narcissists, and I play them. So there.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/26 09:54:08
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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This thread is far past the point of calming down Blap, you know that just as much as I do 
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2013/01/26 10:48:29
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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JUST CALM DOWN!!!!111112!!!!!!
Although really, the very nature of the thread prevents it.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/26 12:09:38
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Asking this thread to calm down is like wishing Jar Jar Binks would die- you can wish all you want, but it's not gonna happen
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/26 14:27:24
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Guelph Ontario
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Not to worry guys. He's just shouting because he's deaf from all that artillery shelling.
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Think of something clever to say. |
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2013/01/26 14:29:59
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Dakka Veteran
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Hmm after driving around northern Laos today i got a glimpse of this bad boy
Now we just have to add a gun, some treads, and paper thin armor on this and we have the greatest vehicle known to man. possible the manliest tank (after conversion).
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"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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2013/01/26 17:37:32
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Heroic Senior Officer
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So basically every ork trukk ever made then?
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2013/01/26 18:25:36
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nope.
Real men make things well.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/26 18:29:04
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Aye- a real manly man knows mechanics.
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/26 20:16:04
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Dakka Veteran
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and blows it up after he dies so the enemy can't use it (or scuttles it)
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2013/01/27 08:54:13
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Barrywise wrote:and blows it up after he dies so the enemy can't use it (or scuttles it)
if he's incredibly manly, him blowing it up would result in no enemies being around to use it anyway
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/27 09:35:03
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Gangly Grot Rebel
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Barrywise wrote:and blows it up after he dies so the enemy can't use it (or scuttles it)
Yeah, so an ork trukk
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I can see it now....Nids are now a collection of autonomous hive fleets there are multiple Hive Minds and they all war with one another in addition to everyone else. They speak to humans using telepathy, and they can now ally with Space Wolves as battle brothers, because reasons.
Tyranids talking to humans would be like you talking to your mashed potatoes or the probiotic in your kiefer drink. It is neither possible nor productive.
Inside my mind I pinched my nipples and savored his bitter silence.
DT:90S+++G+++MB++IPw40k10#+D++A+++/hWD-R++T(T)DM+ |
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2013/01/27 13:04:39
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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Real men walk into battle. Tanks are for Faeries /end thread.
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2013/01/27 14:02:11
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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 Zande4 wrote:Real men walk into battle. Tanks are for Faeries /end thread.
No, real men have brilliant legs but drive anyway.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 14:05:02
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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No, real men have brilliant tanks but walk anyway.
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2013/01/27 15:11:53
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fighter Pilot
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A real man leads a fleet of tanks from the front, atop his personal Harley-Davidson, dual wielding (unpowered)swords, smoking three cigarettes, with no helmet. Because telling tanks what to do is manlier than driving them.
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 Gunline IG 1850 pts
Elysian IG 3000 pts
 Horus Heresy Imperial Fists 500 pts
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2013/01/27 15:31:26
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Man O' War
Nosey, ain't ya?
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 CaptainGrey wrote:
A real man leads a fleet of tanks from the front, atop his personal Hell-Hound, dual wielding assault cannons, smoking three cigars and a pipe, with no helmet. Because telling tanks what to do is manlier than driving them.
Fix'd 
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I have dug my grave in this place and I will triumph or I will die!
Proud member of the I won with Zerkova club
Advocate of 'Jack heavy Khador. |
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2013/01/27 16:11:16
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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 The Crusader wrote: CaptainGrey wrote:
A real man leads a fleet of tanks from the front, atop his personal CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, dual wielding CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS, smoking three CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS and a pipe, with no helmet. Because CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS are manlier than other stuff.
Fix'd
Fix'd that fix
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 angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2013/01/27 16:30:32
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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Fixity fix fix fix potato 
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 16:34:09
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Nasty Nob on a Boar
Inside of a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
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 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTty CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT POTATO
Fixiting the fixity fix
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/01/27 16:34:31
angel of ecstasy wrote:
You take a dump, you flip through the Dark Eldar codex, the concept art for Lelith Hesperax shows up and you pee on the floor.
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2013/01/27 16:51:09
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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DAMN YE!
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 16:57:54
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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Artillery isn't manly. This has been established.
Siege cannons are manly, but not as manly as tanks.
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Gunline IG 1850 pts
Elysian IG 3000 pts
Horus Heresy Imperial Fists 500 pts
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2013/01/27 17:16:50
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Dakka Veteran
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What about aquatic tanks?
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2013/01/27 17:29:51
Subject: Re:Manliest Tank in the Universe
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Imma gonna ignore whatever's been said in the last 20 pages, and give you the manliest "tank" ever:
The Chaos Defiler!
A huge chest with a rather phallic battle cannon sticking out of it, varying numbers of digger claws to smash things apart, optional reaper autocannon / lascannon, and is posessed by a powerful daemon of the warp. Furthermore, it has enough armour and will to survive to give it 4 hp, a 5+ inv save, and can regenerate hp at the end of the turn, due to sheer awesomeness.
Blows the leman russ out of the equation in a sudden explosion of manliness.
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2013/01/27 17:30:17
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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CaptainGrey wrote:
Artillery isn't manly. This has been established.
Siege cannons are manly, but not as manly as tanks.
But Basilisks don't go from far away. They're on the frontline with what essentially can make craters in the moon...
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 18:11:31
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:
But Basilisks don't go from far away. They're on the frontline with what essentially can make craters in the moon...
They go plenty far away.
Just not in-game, because that would require a house-sized table.
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Gunline IG 1850 pts
Elysian IG 3000 pts
Horus Heresy Imperial Fists 500 pts
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2013/01/27 18:49:38
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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In reality, Leman Russes also would fire in line about 500 meters away from their target at least.
Fliers would fight across kilometers, Titans as well.
In 40K, Basilisks are frontline weapons in most instances.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 19:03:00
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:In reality, Leman Russes also would fire in line about 500 meters away from their target at least.
Fliers would fight across kilometers, Titans as well.
In 40K, Basilisks are frontline weapons in most instances.
while the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT fights across a couple of meters, if that
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DS:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Plotr06#+D+++A++++/eWD251R+++T(Ot)DM+
JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
corpsesarefun: Thank god I missed be nice to shrike day.
greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. |
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2013/01/27 19:21:06
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fixture of Dakka
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 shrike wrote: BlapBlapBlap wrote:In reality, Leman Russes also would fire in line about 500 meters away from their target at least.
Fliers would fight across kilometers, Titans as well.
In 40K, Basilisks are frontline weapons in most instances.
while the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT fights across a couple of meters, if that
The CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT doesn't fight, it just allows you the mercy of death.
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BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.
BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
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2013/01/27 19:25:19
Subject: Manliest Tank in the Universe
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Fighter Pilot
Pennsylvania
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BlapBlapBlap wrote:In reality, Leman Russes also would fire in line about 500 meters away from their target at least.
Fliers would fight across kilometers, Titans as well.
In 40K, Basilisks are frontline weapons in most instances.
What? Two irrelevant statements, then an unsupported claim?
Oh wait. This is DakkaDakka, nevermind.
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Gunline IG 1850 pts
Elysian IG 3000 pts
Horus Heresy Imperial Fists 500 pts
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