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"Erm, you can't snipe my Slaanesh sorcerer, as you can clearly see, he's attached to that unit of Khorne berzerkers with Kharn, who are all about to assault that lone grot over there in the distance"

"You should bring more scythes next time, 7 is just not enough"

"Cron air is not cheese"

"Dreadknight is the best model GW wver made"

"This reminds me of that one thread on Dakka where Forgeworld was discussed calmly, objectively, in a polite manner."

"Sorry I'm a bit late, had to jump in a quick shower"

"Aren't these new dark angel models gorgeous?"

"No thanks, I've already eaten"

"I think she's looking at me, you know"

"My favourite thing about this hobby is that we're all so alike, often groups of people involved in some past-time or another are generalised unfairly but with all us 40k players the generalisation is totally ok because we actually are all completely the same. I'm fat, so are you. I'm socially uncomfortable, so are you. I do this, so do you. I do that, so do you. I like metal, so do.... wait.... what?..... What's this Tinie T...e...m...p...a...h??"

EDIT:

"Hey, you just repeated the exact thing I just said. It's ok, I forgive you. It was clearly an honest oversight on your part. These things happen, no harm done. Great minds think alike, hey?... Ahem, soz"

"Oh, man. I love it when you touch my models after man handling 14 pepperoni pizza slices. What is hard work?"

 Harriticus wrote:
Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

I am currently doing this right now.

you make me horny.

did you see that GW was voted as the company with the most balanced rules and long term support for all their product lines?

'So GW is doing a retro week, where they are rolling back all their prices to the 90's'

I really have no issues with the new codex

 TheAngrySquig wrote:
I really have no issues with the new codex

O so Mat Ward wrote this new one, well at least it should be balanced.

"I think [Insert Tau, Dark Eldar, or the oldest current codex here] is perfectly viable in every way. I hope they don't come out with a new codex soon."

"My Fire Warriors sweeping advance your guys."
(This actually happened against me. It was grots, but still.. WHAT!?)

"I am sincerely sorry that your Terminators failed all five of their armor saves."

"Oh, you forgot to move with that unit? Go ahead, we'll just re-do the entire turn."

"Well, I suppose your one Guardsman DOES have LoS to my Warlord's finger, so sure you can shoot at him!"

"Wow, that was really convenient how your totally fluffy list brought 40 pie plates against my Green Tide!"

EDIT: Well, I suppose you could hear all of these sarcastically in my gaming group....

Wow, Aun'va won me that game, I should really bring him more for his superior badass rules, overpowered stat line and low points cost. All hail the Space Pope

"Ooh! Ooh! Turn the radio up, I LOVE this One Direction song!"

"What's porn?"

"I'm sorry, what's a 'My Little Pony?'"

 Avatar 720 wrote:
"I'm sorry, what's a 'My Little Pony?'

Not honestly sure what to think of this one. I think it may actually be said though.

"Oh, when you explain things like that, I completely understand your point of view on these unclear and obscurely written rules. Your masterful explanation of the situation has swayed me to change my opinion on the matter."

Oh wait, thing you won't here in a GAME, not on these forums... Silly me.

Lets not listen to metal today.

Necrons really added to the 40K universe.

I'll just take a quick shower and then we'll play.

Here's a good one for tournaments;

"No, i don't want to see it in the rulebook, I trust you on this."

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Harriticus wrote:
Tyranids beat Grey Knights!

I am currently doing this right now.

More on this,

'No, no honestly, it's fine if you rage quit, because your Grey Knights were going to get tabled turn 4 by my Nids, yes you are right, you should win this game by rights. You did bring the better codex...'

No, it's fine that you move your figures by placing them in front of the messurement tape, going that extra inch every time.

"You play space marines, How original"

Wow my Nids did really well against that Necron Flying Circus

Oh, it is ok that you dont have a hard copy of your list

TheCustomLime wrote:
"Wow, you paid some guy to paint your army? That's cool, I just used my own blood to paint mine. They are Khorne daemons, after all".

That's kinda kinky.

Necron Flyers are terrible, never worth their points!

There aren't enough Power Armor armies in this game.

There are too many Xenos armies in this game.

Eldar are overpowered in 6th edition, they need a nerf.

Playing Warp Talons takes no skill, they're too good.

I love Draigo's background, it really appeals to me.

Yeah, I take Flash Gitz. They're much better than Lootas.

I'm telling you, Biovores are the new Vindicators, you'll see.

I never take Land Raiders, they're too easy to kill.

Do you know what army I never see played? Grey Knights.


Insert sarcastic voice as necessary.

A new space marine codex? About fething time!

I got tyranid allies for my tau army 'cause I needed some more long range anti-tank.

Uhhh none. Yeah, I think ill do fine at the tournament without flyers.

Go ahead and just take my dice. Ill only need like 2 or 3 for my green tide orks.

Your wrong my good man! Necrons are THEE most fair and balanced army in the game. Now good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

Matt Ward? We love that guy!

"I think GW releases codexes at a reasonable pace."

"Wow, we both had about average rolls!"

"Eldar have awesome troop choices."

Why, oh why are there so many 'shower' mentions on here? Do we, or all our opponents, stink? I shower twice a day, however that is mainly because of my job.....

Anyways, carry on lads...

"I take offense to your usage of misogynistic slurs and ask that you refrain from doing so."

'Sorry...'

'Yes you are right...'