RiTides wrote:
Ouze, that's the kind of thing we all do, but just don't say. You've crossed a taboo line here

 TheAngriestBadger wrote:

We probably shouldn't have tried to upload it through dial-up.

 TheAngriestBadger wrote:
Here is a work in progress picture of the Cthulhu Gate we are making for the Evil Elf Fortifications. It will be cast in resin as etched MDF just isn't imposing enough. Please let us know what you think. We will be adding more details and textures, as well as some spiny fin-things. We just want to find out now if we're going in the wrong direction before adding all the little details.


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In the dawn of our world, before the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Beast came to our land with his siege towers and brought an end to the age of the great Walled City States. He slew king Jalad in open battle and claimed the City of Tanagra. He broke Temba wide open and put her citizens to the knife, and again at Shaka when the walls fell. He cleared the cedar forests from the mountains and filled the plain with siege towers to overwhelm Uzani, Zinda and Sokath. Devoid of worship, the old gods reposed in the Land of Dust. Although history has forgotten his name, the legacy of the Beast has forever reshaped our world.

“Siege towers work well for putting your troops inside the enemy’s walls. Much better than catapults.” –Trenor, orc overlord

“The army of Light thinks they can hide behind their ivory walls? Well, they’ve got another thing coming. They can hide but they can’t run!” –Gibzzit, goblin carpenter

“Siege towers are bloody awful. Death traps for the men inside them. Wellsprings of horror for the defenders. Their very existence makes a travesty of civilized conflict. They are, of course, an invaluable asset in our army.” –Gandric the Bold, Grand Knight of the Order of Mercy

This siege tower is designed for use with 28mm tabletop wargames and roleplaying games. It is not compatible with Monopoly.

 Ouze wrote:
As a quick aside, the build quality on the Hellbadger is terrific. It's a joy to fit together. I haven't finished mine yet; but it's a very nice kit and not having to remove stuff from sprues is an unexpected perk.

15MM Barricade Set



Servograd, 2943. The flames of war burn all along the mecha front. The Axis of Space Teutons advance on the very heart of the Camradeship of Communist Cosmosoviet Planets. The Chairman of Steel, Brosef Jorelovich, commands General Turbolev to hold the city long enough to ship the last of the war factories to Cyberia. With only a hydraulic press and a cultural tradition of tile-compacting logic puzzles, GeneralTurbolev invents the Trubolev Tu-16 Barricade to stem the Deutschwelter tide. Quickly pressed from tank hulks, scrap iron, old tin cans, peasants, and unexploded munitions, Turbolev only manages to fabricate 22 thousand kilometers of Barricade. Later known as the "Stierlitz Wall", the barricade miraculously holds off the enemy for eight days and eight nights until the onset of Galactic Winter, winning the Great Jingoistic War for the Cosmosoviets and saving the Motherworld.

Now, thanks to the decline and fall of Stellar Communism, you can own a piece of history! Order your stretch of TU-16 Barricade today! Act now! Only 22 million segments left in stock!

"We have misunderestimated the Rustian Colossus. Whenever we destroy a dozen kilometers of Tu-16 Barricade, the Rustians replace them with another dozen." --Duhastmajor Rammstein, "The Desert Foxtrot"

"Jaegerstandartenführer Stierlitz, tear down this wall!" --Robo-ruppenführer Müller, preceding the Battle of the Punchline

"The enemy is at the Barricade! It is a question of life and post-human mind-upload." --Vyacheslav Mikhailovich Cocktail, Machinister of Violent Affairs





The 15mm barricade set comes with (20) 2 inch modular walls, 1 entrance wall, 20 straight walkways, 4 corner pieces, 4 guard towers, 2 staircases, and one tank gate.

Assembly and painting is required