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Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
"School dinner staff have been banned from serving triangular flapjacks after one was thrown and hurt a pupil.
Caterers at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, have been told instead to cut their flapjacks into squares or rectangles"
A true villain would not be stopped by the change in the Pancake Weapons Ban, and will instead modify a "legal" pancake into the much deadlier triangular pancake and throw that...
Seriously, if you give me 1 square pancake I cut it into 2 triangular pancakes... a wee bit over board if you ask me.
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Alfndrate wrote: "School dinner staff have been banned from serving triangular flapjacks after one was thrown and hurt a pupil.
Caterers at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, have been told instead to cut their flapjacks into squares or rectangles"
A true villain would not be stopped by the change in the Pancake Weapons Ban, and will instead modify a "legal" pancake into the much deadlier triangular pancake and throw that...
Seriously, if you give me 1 square pancake I cut it into 2 triangular pancakes... a wee bit over board if you ask me.
Alfndrate wrote: "School dinner staff have been banned from serving triangular flapjacks after one was thrown and hurt a pupil.
Caterers at Castle View School in Canvey Island, Essex, have been told instead to cut their flapjacks into squares or rectangles"
A true villain would not be stopped by the change in the Pancake Weapons Ban, and will instead modify a "legal" pancake into the much deadlier triangular pancake and throw that...
Seriously, if you give me 1 square pancake I cut it into 2 triangular pancakes... a wee bit over board if you ask me.
But does that make them assault pancakes?
only if it comes with a clip
And my post was not an attempt to turn this into a pro vs anti gun thread, I just find it funny that the triangular pancake is being turned around into something that is... well... the same thing after a little modification... Also square pancakes? Why not round?
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Everyone knows pancakes are essentially harmless, but flapjacks (with their oats and possibly fruit) are potentially lethal with their increased weight/mass.
Next up, we ban any food with corners, edges or shapes.
We will only serve gazpacho soup.
Even normal soup could burn.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
*hippie voice* Hey man, they're like mother nature's bounty, fruit of the earth man... naturally sweet and without any of that processed gak that's like polluting our bodies man.
They're just granola bars... I mean I'd be more worried about a Nature Valley bar being thrown... the crumbs that would get everywhere!
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If that's the case, this makes a whole lot more sense now.
BAN THEM ALL!
Agreed before i was thinking of the American kind and wonering how this could have happened.
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Canvey island, heh. I used to teach kids from there. Ballistic flapjacks are the least of your worries.
But again, in situations like this, blame litigious parents who will see this as their big pay day and cripple the council financially over something that no school can sensibly control. And the stupid judges who don't throw this stuff out of court.
And my post was not an attempt to turn this into a pro vs anti gun thread, I just find it funny that the triangular pancake is being turned around into something that is... well... the same thing after a little modification... Also square pancakes? Why not round?
Only having a laugh, no derailment was intended
Da Boss wrote: But again, in situations like this, blame litigious parents who will see this as their big pay day and cripple the council financially over something that no school can sensibly control. And the stupid judges who don't throw this stuff out of court.
And insurance companies who demand to know what response the school/organisation has made before they decide to jack up their premiums
notprop wrote: What about their right to bare flapjacks?
What happens if we have an oppressive government or the Normans invade or something?
well, if the modern day Normans do invade, you'll soon be up to your ears in crepes, and your silly flap jacks will be relegated to the "good old days" and history books.
1) place half of budget in each hand.
2) place a flapjack in each hand.
You now have a balanced amount in each hand. Boom. Flapjacks just balanced the budget.
1) place half of budget in each hand.
2) place a flapjack in each hand.
You now have a balanced amount in each hand. Boom. Flapjacks just balanced the budget.
Bravo good sir!
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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
I'm adding these to my "List of Stuff I want to eat from the U.K." with Branston Pickle. a full English breakfast, fish and chips in their native environment and a Ploughman's lunch... oh! and beer of course! lots of that! with any luck I'll be making a trip over this summer.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
If you make it over, come to warhammer world in nottingham. They have a bar that serves both beer and a full english. You could get that in with some 40k
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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(No primaris)
(Fantasy I miss you)
vending machine at work.
