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I wouldn't have the cheek to crack any jokes about this...

Now I think of it I may well invest. A number of my armies are in need of a Rear-guard.

I love this thread.


I'm gonna have to pledge. I can't not. The real question is do i need 1 or do i need 5.

 Snrub wrote:
I love this thread.


I'm gonna have to pledge. I can't not. The real question is do i need 1 or do i need 5.

5. Because nothing says 'I love you' to a girlfriend, family member or close mate than an ass you can say is theirs. With wings.

 Snrub wrote:
I'm gonna have to pledge. I can't not. The real question is do i need 1 or do i need 5.

Any number greater than 4 is most satisfactory...

Meanwhile, we have passed the first stretch goal!

$387

Yes... you're right Motyak. 5 is better isn't it.


This whole thing reminds me of those Andy Griffith books. The ones about the rogue bums. What were they called again?


Edit- just remembered, it was "the day my bum went psycho", followed by "zombie bums from uranus" and then "bummagedon". Great books they were.

 Agamemnon2 wrote:
Jesus Christ. Just when you think this community can do nothing worse, someone lowers the bar some more.

Was surprised at this post

Can we get one with a helmet? Asstronauts are awesome.

Make a bearded version. Or do you think they'd make an arse of themselves?

 d-usa wrote:
Can we get one with a helmet? Asstronauts are awesome.

Possible concept art?

Codename: Moonstache

LOL

 Alfndrate wrote:

 d-usa wrote:
Can we get one with a helmet? Asstronauts are awesome.

Possible concept art?

Make it happen. Seriously do it.

what is this i don't even




A cheeky Kickstarter indeed.

I think the current stretch goal looks like a crown. A king perhaps? I vote for Codename: Royal Pain

Vampire butt. Got to be.

I'm getting behind this project with mucho gusto.

Pledged.

I looked at the kickstarter page.. but do not see this vital info...

When/what is the estimated delivery time on the project past completion of the kickstarter?

-P

It has september under the pledges, but I don't know if that's accurate

edit: also, the butt pirate is great. But I don't think I can afford it along with the squad. I'll probably wait until the last day and see which of the stretch goals I love best if I go for any at all. Sad motyak

I... best troll EVER.

 motyak wrote:
It has september under the pledges, but I don't know if that's accurate

edit: also, the butt pirate is great. But I don't think I can afford it along with the squad. I'll probably wait until the last day and see which of the stretch goals I love best if I go for any at all. Sad motyak

I asked earlier if we might be able to substitute stretch goal guys into the squad and it sounded like that might be possible. So when the survey goes out we might be able to pick 1 Pirate & 4 regular. I'm sure Ouze will clarify though.

 Erasoketa wrote:
I... best troll EVER.

It's not a troll if you get product at the end

 Erasoketa wrote:
I... best troll EVER.

Not trolling good sir, this is a product that is being offered, and by one of Dakka's own nonetheless

 porkuslime wrote:
I looked at the kickstarter page.. but do not see this vital info...

When/what is the estimated delivery time on the project past completion of the kickstarter?

-P

It's a good question. As Moyak stated, it's in the reward levels - September. That's the latest possible date; assuming this says small and manageable I hope to have mailed out everything by the end of July (unofficially). I felt I needed to allow wiggle room in cause this gets out of hand to allow me to train up more people for casting. I've already got 4 people on hand to help me cast if need be but I don't think it will come to that. I've also kept the designs to be reasonably simple to cast, intentionally. I am very wary of overextending myself and have no desire to do so; I'd much rather have a tiny kickstarter with very limited rewards that does really well and on-time then one of those, like, 2 million dollar monsters where no one gets stuff for years. I can always do another kickstarter later. This one is more of a toe-in-the-waters project for a (substantially more tasteful product) I'd like to do but can't afford to.


Anyway, as pointed out we passed $350 so I've posted the first stretch goal: Captain Buttbeard, rogue butt-pirate. Here's a scale image:

Mahvelous!

 Erasoketa wrote:
I... best troll EVER.

It's not a troll if you get product at the end

 Alfndrate wrote:

 Erasoketa wrote:
I... best troll EVER.

Not trolling good sir, this is a product that is being offered, and by one of Dakka's own nonetheless

The fact that it is real is what makes this fething epic. My mind is totally blown away by such smart use of the system. Just... wow The author being a dakkanaut is an extra en awesomeness.

Op has been updated with new title and the reflected stretch goal.

Is there any way to have the flight stand modeled with the miniature? I suspect some people will feel a bit awkward inserting it.

They need to just harden up and get it in there.

These strike me as being perfectly suited for Fantacide.. not to mention all the nurgle proxies or kingdom death tie ins