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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 09:55:07
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Ah yes, homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy. A subject very near and dear to my heart. As some of us have pointed out, there are quite a few homoerotic moments within the series. This thread's purpose is to compile an archive of homoerotic moments within the series proper.
I shall start (And try to provide the actual quote once I get around to finding it).
Magnus the Red being given a full-body sorcery sponge bath by his ranking officers. While Magnus is wearing only a loincloth.
"Magnus the Red stood directly below the device, looking up through the crystal into the night sky directly above the centre of Occullum Square.
He was naked but for a loincloth, his flesh bare to the elements and gleaming with oil.
Ahriman watched as Amon massaged a mixture of sandalwood, jasmine and benzoin oil into Magnus’ flesh. Uthizzar scraped the excess oil from
the primarch’s body with a bone-bladed knife as Auramagma held a smoking censer that filled the air with the fragrance of cinquefoil. Phael Toron
stood next to Ahriman, his body language stiff and awkward.
Phael Toron’s 7th Fellowship had spent the majority of the Great Crusade on Prospero, missing much of the great learning undertaken by the
Legion since Magnus had led them from their adoptive home world. His warriors had quickly accepted the new teachings, but it was going to take
time for them to fully adjust.
“Is this all necessary?” asked Toron"
Can't really give an accurate page, since I own the book in pdf format, but is in chapter 23 of A Thousand Sons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 09:55:49
Subject: Re:Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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"He had just finished his first set when Nemiel lurched over the line with a strangled gasp and collapsed beside him, his chest heaving and sweat pouring from him in sheets. ‘You took your time,’ said Zahariel, an unaccustomed edge of spite in his voice. Nemiel shook his head, unable, for the moment, to reply. Zahariel offered his cousin his hand and said, ‘Come on, you need to stretch.’ His cousin waved his hand away, gasping for air and keeping his eyes squeezed shut. Zahariel knelt down and began massaging his cousin’s legs, working out the knots of tension in his muscles with hard sweeps of his fingertips. ‘That hurts!’ cried Nemiel. ‘It’ll hurt more if I don’t do it,’ pointed out Zahariel. Nemiel bit his lip as Zahariel carried on with his ministrations, his breathing gradually becoming more even as his body began to recover from the exertions of the race. At last, Nemiel was able to sit up, and Zahariel began working the tension from his shoulders." Descent of Angels - pg. 198
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 10:00:06
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Apparently, this picture is based upon actual dialogue in one of the books:
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 10:03:13
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Troike wrote:Apparently, this picture is based upon actual dialogue in one of the books:
I can vouch for this. Word for word, that is the exact dialogue.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 10:03:14
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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Yep, that happened.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 15:32:58
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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It's more homoerotic than professional wrestling, which is only two notches below the Seattle Pride Parade.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 15:36:17
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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I'm just about convinced that Ferrus and Fulgrim were more than just friends.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/05 16:19:54
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Space Marines are ultra-masculine. A true man's man.
... this, of course, would make them bears, if they had beards. So the Space Wolves, then, are bears, while just about every other Chapter are twinks. The Ultramarines, of course, with their Greco-Roman influences (and chiseled, Greco-Roman butts), are probably the progenitor Chapter for all of these silly shenanigans, but they cannot top the Minotaurs for their absolutely *faaabulous* wargear options.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/06 02:02:18
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds
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Wilytank wrote:I'm just about convinced that Ferrus and Fulgrim were more than just friends.
Of course they were.
edit: re: that exchange between Horus and Fulgrim:
I think the picture does a lot to color expectations from that dialogue. Without it, it's just a narcisist being coerced by a bigger narcisist.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 13:34:18
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Void__Dragon wrote:Ah yes, homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy. A subject very near and dear to my heart. As some of us have pointed out, there are quite a few homoerotic moments within the series. This thread's purpose is to compile an archive of homoerotic moments within the series proper.
I shall start (And try to provide the actual quote once I get around to finding it).
Magnus the Red being given a full-body sorcery sponge bath by his ranking officers. While Magnus is wearing only a loincloth.
"Magnus the Red stood directly below the device, looking up through the crystal into the night sky directly above the centre of Occullum Square.
He was naked but for a loincloth, his flesh bare to the elements and gleaming with oil.
Ahriman watched as Amon massaged a mixture of sandalwood, jasmine and benzoin oil into Magnus’ flesh. Uthizzar scraped the excess oil from
the primarch’s body with a bone-bladed knife as Auramagma held a smoking censer that filled the air with the fragrance of cinquefoil. Phael Toron
stood next to Ahriman, his body language stiff and awkward.
Phael Toron’s 7th Fellowship had spent the majority of the Great Crusade on Prospero, missing much of the great learning undertaken by the
Legion since Magnus had led them from their adoptive home world. His warriors had quickly accepted the new teachings, but it was going to take
time for them to fully adjust.
“Is this all necessary?” asked Toron"
Can't really give an accurate page, since I own the book in pdf format, but is in chapter 23 of A Thousand Sons.
Couldn't help it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 14:17:37
Subject: Re:Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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I still remember a very romantic moment between Perturabo and Fulgrim in Angel Exterminatus. If I recall the scene correctly, Fulgrim held Perturabo in his strong arms while whispering sweet tender words into his brother’s ear. Unable to resist the charms of his brother, Perturabo became weak in his knees. He didn’t even object to Fulgrim when the latter was about to “prepare” him.
Yep, that’s definitely how things went down in that book.
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amanita wrote:So dare I ask what happens if he farts? Could it blow the seals on the lower portion of his armor? Or is a space marine's system immune to such mundane fluctuations of bodily conduct?
Moktor wrote:No one should be complaining about this codex. It gave regular Eldar a much needed buff by allowing us to drop Fire Dragons and D-Scythe Wraithguard wherever we want, without scatter. Without this, I almost lost a game once. It was scary. I almost took to buying fixed dice to ensure it never happened again. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 15:38:53
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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What the hell? This is all seriously in the books? I haven't started the series yet but this is all pretty off-putting.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 15:45:03
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Leader of the Sept
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So you're put off by poorly written male interaction in a background that is almost entirely devoid of explicit sexual content, but not by all the rest of the random carnage, murder and genocide?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 15:48:53
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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I don't like that they have the brother primarchs acting that way, yeah. It seems very out of place.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 15:51:24
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Preacher of the Emperor
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PrehistoricUFO wrote:What the hell? This is all seriously in the books?
I haven't started the series yet but this is all pretty off-putting.
Don't worry, it's not a prominent theme or anything. Just a few "odd" moments that can be interpreted in a gay way if you want.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 15:54:09
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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Yeah, I'll still read them for sure, but I'll fast-forward through strange scenes like the ones mentioned here. LOL. @gitsmasher That pic is sooo wrong ha ha.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 16:29:25
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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People see what they want to see, I guess.
Sometimes a thunderhammer is just a thunderhammer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 16:32:04
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Considering nipple-angel armour, scout codpieces and all the rest, is it really that far fetched?  It's like the ultimate All-boys school experience
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 17:24:33
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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Wilytank wrote:I'm just about convinced that Ferrus and Fulgrim were more than just friends.
well clearly
they were brothers...
..with benefits.
The real question is who bottomed.
Wait, actually I think everyone knows
*added think
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 17:56:43
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Exergy wrote: Wilytank wrote:I'm just about convinced that Ferrus and Fulgrim were more than just friends.
well clearly
they were brothers...
..with benefits.
The real question is who bottomed.
Wait, actually I everyone knows
So you have been holding out on us Exergy, Ay? Tell us the details already!
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amanita wrote:So dare I ask what happens if he farts? Could it blow the seals on the lower portion of his armor? Or is a space marine's system immune to such mundane fluctuations of bodily conduct?
Moktor wrote:No one should be complaining about this codex. It gave regular Eldar a much needed buff by allowing us to drop Fire Dragons and D-Scythe Wraithguard wherever we want, without scatter. Without this, I almost lost a game once. It was scary. I almost took to buying fixed dice to ensure it never happened again. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 18:33:16
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Welp, this thread started in a weird place and somehow went to an even weirder place.
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Order of the Righteous Armour - 542 points so far. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 21:20:41
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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All of it?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 21:34:08
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Furious Raptor
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A lot of this stuff is in Fulgrim.
Bazinga.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 21:54:15
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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You forgot the sunglasses
I can't think of anymore... uh.... homoerotic moments, but [SPOILER] there was a girl that stripped in front of Sanguinius in Fear to Tread.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 22:04:48
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Sniping Hexa
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You can see most things in the HH series if you want to. After a thread discussing overused pieces of language in the HH series I snigger whenever someones "choler" is said to rise.
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 22:42:04
Subject: Re:Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Difficult to find and count moments of homoeroticism in novels about battle brothers that only have feelings for their fellow battle brothers
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 23:43:58
Subject: Re:Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Small Wyrm of Slaanesh
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Far less homoerotic than most of the Space Marine books or Matt Wards warp dust warped mind.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/08 23:47:08
Subject: Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Flinty wrote:So you're put off by poorly written male interaction in a background that is almost entirely devoid of explicit sexual content, but not by all the rest of the random carnage, murder and genocide?
yes
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/09 03:32:53
Subject: Re:Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Small Wyrm of Slaanesh
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y poorly written male interaction in a background
Fulgrims not gay, he's just man enough to wear pink.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/11/09 03:39:48
Subject: Re:Count the Moments of Homoeroticism in the Horus Heresy Series
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Stormin' Stompa
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Kaesoron wrote:y poorly written male interaction in a background
Fulgrims not gay, he's just man enough to wear pink.
I don't know. He's become very friendly since the whole demon experience.
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