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2017/09/26 14:33:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a ticket to Carnas, France
I insert a Leman Russ Battle Tank
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/09/26 23:13:28
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get Leman Russ' left boot, still smelling like his big hairy feet.
I insert a Poxwalker.
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2017/09/27 12:56:39
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get Baba Yaga's Hut.
I insert Jim Beam.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/10/15 03:42:05
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a DUI on your record.
I insert a blight grenade.
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2017/10/15 04:07:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You get a faint smell of curry.
I insert 0.73 metres of brass rod.
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Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2017/10/15 04:33:00
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You receive a 28mm Khorne Battle Standard.
I insert a dog treat.
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2017/10/15 08:35:19
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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You get a horde of hungry Vlka Fenreika.
I insert a pineapple.
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2017/10/15 18:01:56
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get the complete series box set of 'Psych'.
I insert a pair of nail clippers.
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2017/10/15 19:54:30
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a hammer.
I insert the Mario brothers.
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2017/10/15 21:16:59
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a tin of moustache wax.
I insert a honey badger.
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2017/10/15 23:19:42
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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You get eaten up by the kitty kawt.
Very good to see this thread is still going on, we've been playing this for around n about than 3 years naow
I insert Alice, yknow the one from Wonderland. :3
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2017/10/16 12:32:56
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a rabbithole.
I insert green pumpkins.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/10/16 20:12:11
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a very confused Grinch.
I insert Donald Trump's comb-over.
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2017/10/16 20:28:20
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get an orange Rumba
I insert pumpkin spice
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2017/10/17 01:56:53
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get Pumpkin Butter
I insert a Genestealer Patriarch
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/10/17 02:19:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You get the entire Imperial mining world of Ghosar Quintus!
I insert a melta bomb.
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Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2017/10/17 03:45:40
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a dehumidifier.
I insert a Starbucks Venti Redeye.
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2017/10/17 10:59:28
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Numberless Necron Warrior
Panama City, Florida
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**Holy crap this thread is still going???**
A grot pops out and pokes you in the eye with a model deff rolla.
I insert a warscythe.
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5000
10000+ |
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2017/10/17 12:43:58
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a garden scythe.
I insert maple leaves.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/10/17 20:51:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You get barbed venomgorse.
I insert a Tau child.
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Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2017/10/18 02:00:35
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
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You get the greaater good.
I insert Nebula. What naow?
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2017/10/18 13:15:57
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a fish slap.
I insert a solar flare.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/10/19 00:19:29
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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You get a pair of solar eclipse glasses.
I insert a tube of plastic glue.
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2017/10/19 02:08:15
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You get an identical tube of plastic glue. Is it the same one? Nobody knows.
I insert an Ultramarines transfer sheet.
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Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2017/10/19 03:49:29
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a Smurf.
I insert a red stapler.
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2017/10/19 14:25:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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You get to move your desk into the basement.
I insert a photocopy of the rules for Fight Club
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2017/10/19 14:52:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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You get a bloody keyboard
I insert a carseat
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2017/10/19 23:18:59
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get a seatbelt.
I insert a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award.
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2017/10/20 00:06:30
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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You get two apples and a banana.
I insert half a Wave Serpent.
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Craftworld Sciatháin 4180 pts |
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2017/10/20 03:11:33
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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You get the creamy filling of an Oreo cookie.
I insert a partridge in a pear tree.
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