40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ChargerIIC**

You get regrets

I insert the latest iPhone

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Kim Kardashian selfie.

I insert Mick Jagger's lips.

**ZergSmasher**

You get herpes.

I insert Kate Upton.

**gruebot**

You get a Houston Astros pennant.

I insert an old catcher's mitt...

**BigWaaagh**

You get Yogi Berra's embalmed ass.

I insert Snurl's collection of Jack-o-Lanterns.

**snurl**

You get a fish-slap.

I insert a nazi gold train.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a psychopathic, precious metal fish-slap.

I insert a chunk of the Titanic.

**ZergSmasher**

You get a very soggy Leonardo DiCaprio.

I insert a riot shield.

**snurl**

You get Quiet Riot.

I insert a lat night burrito.

**BigWaaagh**

Everybody knows what you get.

I insert Walker, Texas Ranger.

**ChargerIIC**

You get Bells of Innocent

I insert a Tyranid Ripper

**Cream Tea**

You get ripped.

I insert C.S. Goto.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a Black Library bookmark.

I insert Robert Mugabe.

**gruebot**

You get a bright green ball cap stitched with the phrase "Make Zimbabwe Great Again.'

I insert a pot of Citadel Goblin Green paint...

**ChargerIIC**

You get a pot of Warboss green

I insert a well read novel

**daedalus**

You get a C.S. Goto novel.

I insert a foolproof plan.

**gruebot**

You get a foolish proof of purchase for one plan.

I insert plan B...

**Cream Tea**

You get Plan 9 from Outer Space.

I insert four Finecast Fire Dragons.

**ChargerIIC**

You receive a memory of the day the fire nation attacked...

I insert a plush rabbit

**snurl**

You get Roger Rabbit.

I insert a turkey.

**BigWaaagh**

You get leftovers.

I insert Angus Young's English school boy uniform.

**snurl**

You get the grail.

I insert some pie.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a disembodied 'Thank You'.

I insert a picture of my English Bulldog.

**Cream Tea**

You get John Bull doggedly taking pictures of you.

I insert the One Ring.

**snurl**

You get the Liberty Bell.

I insert a bayonet.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a sharpened pencil.

I insert RuPaul.

**snurl**

You get dragged.

I insert a new toothbrush.

**BigWaaagh**

You get a cavity search.

I insert a Golden Daemon award.

**ChargerIIC**

You get a bronze saint

I insert a digital photo frame

**ZergSmasher**

You get a framed photo of Slaanesh doing yoga. You are scarred for life.

I insert Wonder Woman.