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No and it amuses me to listen to their screams of agony as I remould their feeble flesh forms into living weapons of terror and dread

How would you feel if someone did this to you?

Id be proud if any of my minions managed to do that,

You are one sad, strangle little woman.

Mhm yes, I know.

Wait, you're a chick?!

But...how did we...you know...

Uhm. Please do not kidnap me. If the Commissar will shoot me for abandoning my post.

CthuluIsSpy wrote:Wait, you're a chick?!

But...how did we...you know...

Oh you know, there are ways

TheCustomLime wrote:Uhm. Please do not kidnap me. If the Commissar will shoot me for abandoning my post.

Too late for that, I kidnaped the Kommisar instead

BY THE EMPEROR! MY EYES! THEY BURN! WHAT IS THAT TERRIBLE THING?! IS IT A WARP SPAWN?! THAT'S TWO TODAY!

At least the Commissar is gone. Hated that lady always making me button all of my buttons.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
BY THE EMPEROR! MY EYES! THEY BURN! WHAT IS THAT TERRIBLE THING?! IS IT A WARP SPAWN?! THAT'S TWO TODAY!

At least the Commissar is gone. Hated that lady always making me button all of my buttons.

I'll have you know that I am very much enjoying my new form.

Now do up those buttons, soldier, you look like a slob!

B-but look at you! You have big eyes, a rainbow colored mane and blue fur! What kind of horse has all of that and can talk? It's not natural! Like human-Eldar love.

Damn it, not another one getting on my ass about the buttons.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
B-but look at you! You have big eyes, a rainbow colored mane and blue fur! What kind of horse has all of that and can talk? It's not natural! Like human-Eldar love.

Damn it, not another one getting on my ass about the buttons.

It is horrifying! Talking animals, come on!

I know, right? Why can't they just be quiet like normal animals? Why do so many humans desire to sleep with them? It makes no sense.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I know, right? Why can't they just be quiet like normal animals? Why do so many humans desire to sleep with them? It makes no sense.

Kill-kill it! I'm afraid I'll hurt my whiskers if I do it myself!

 TheCustomLime wrote:
B-but look at you! You have big eyes, a rainbow colored mane and blue fur! What kind of horse has all of that and can talk? It's not natural! Like human-Eldar love.

Damn it, not another one getting on my ass about the buttons.

Well I know all about getting on your ass, but those pictures of you and that Grox should really have taugth you to not yell heresy at folks

I grew up on Cadia, ma'am. The grox we had were killed a long time ago to make boots. Nowadays we have to eat corpse starch and rats. We'd eat our own boots but they are the property of the Departmento Munitorum so...

I question your knowledge about my rump since I have only known you for a few hours.

Well Il just pass these along to the local Inqusitor then, and well. The walls have eyes human

I doubt he would heed the word of someone so creepy as you. And the walls may have eyes but they cannot see past my pants.

Well willing to bet on that? And well you do remove your pants for certain things do you not?

The Commissar says I have to keep my pants on at all times. It makes a lot of things harder to do like going to the bathroom. I have to swim when I want to do laundry. But it's either that or getting shot.

As for the Inquisitor I doubt he will actually care that some no name guardsman hugged a grox.

Hmm denial is strong in this one, will remeber to leave a buisnis card next time

 TheCustomLime wrote:
The Commissar says I have to keep my pants on at all times. It makes a lot of things harder to do like going to the bathroom. I have to swim when I want to do laundry. But it's either that or getting shot.

As for the Inquisitor I doubt he will actually care that some no name guardsman hugged a grox.

That Grox was later found to be Alpharius of the Alpha Legion.



Maybe.

I gave Alpharius a hug? Does that make me a member of the Alpha Legion?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
I gave Alpharius a hug? Does that make me a member of the Alpha Legion?

No simply a chaos cultist in hiding

I am not a cultist! I am a loyal servant of the Imperium and the Emperor! Down with Chaos! Down with the aliens! Even the attractive ones!

Prove it ! Because everyone knows Im a deranged and evil xeno, so the ball is in your part of the field now

Uhh... hmm... *Takes out the Imperial Infantryman's uplifting primer. Flips to the page with the blank square that cannot be defiled. It is pristine* See? Proud and loyal servant.

Hmm okay, well it seems like you may be loyal after all. Well played so far

This is just getting weirder and weirder...

I know, kinky aint it!