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2015/07/05 23:38:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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gak, demon!
*shoots at selym*
Oh, never mind it's just you.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/05 23:58:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Wait a second...
*counts up all of you lot*
How are you all still here? I've been gone for millennia!
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2015/07/06 00:12:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Notices book light is gone] [Sighs] [Stows book and climbs up out of trench]
[Sees Selym and Co'tor] ...I'm not sure which of you I should be shooting first.
On one hand that's a bloody big daemon... On the other, you fething stunned me and allowed that fruitcake to-
Hm, fruitcake... That's pretty nice with-
[Rubs eyes one handed] Focus, commissar. Focus.
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2015/07/06 00:14:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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My Epic Tale seems to have brought me right back to the start.
Typical.
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2015/07/06 00:28:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*Crawls away from where the dragon breathed fire all over the place* By the Eight Kroot Hawks of Pech, that was fething hot!
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/06 00:33:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Hey, BC, I'm your friend. Sort of. I mean, I don't think we've ever done anything to each other that's actually violent. I help you out occasionally. You don't shoot at me. It's a win-win.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/06 00:33:50
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/06 01:21:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I suppose you did save me from the looping Netflix of rainbow horses. On the other hand you fething shot me and allowed Verviedi to put his data-spike somewhere I'm still having trouble understanding...
I only asked for the headaches to be removed so that I could swear again, and I'm now stuck somewhere betwixt hardline commissariat and friendly neighborhood nuisance/party officer.
[Distracts self by snapping fingers and causing ceiling to dump confetti and glitter on Selym] Welcome to 2015.
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2015/07/06 01:26:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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If you wish, I may find a Shaper who would be willing to sell a vial of a Kroot Spirit Serpent to help remove certain tendencies. Mind you, they're rare and expensive, but I'd be willing to do it considering you haven't shot me yet, if my memory serves me correctly, and you have also saved me from the sewers.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/06 01:27:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sigh*
You make it sound like I'm some sort of deviant.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/06 01:28:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, I shot you with a stunning gun, perfectly safe. And it's for your own good! I think. Either that or vervi' is up to something, a distinct possibility.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/06 01:45:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I like deviants. You're just a menace who keeps talking about ports, which is far more bewildering.
And thank you Blackjack but no, that won't be necessary. [Nods]
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2015/07/06 01:46:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Alright, suit yourself. I'm here if you need me.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/06 02:10:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:*Crawls away from where the dragon breathed fire all over the place* By the Eight Kroot Hawks of Pech, that was fething hot!
"Sorry, I get a bit carried away, I do shoot out a blue-whit star level of plasma with my throat."
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/06 02:12:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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It's fine, hurt worse than a krootox, but I think I'm ok
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/06 02:13:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Same can't be said for the soldiers and vehicles it hit dead on"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/06 02:16:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:I like deviants. You're just a menace who keeps talking about ports, which is far more bewildering.
And thank you Blackjack but no, that won't be necessary. [Nods]
Your abilities to take things the wrong way are breathtaking, I'm afraid. I was merely saving your life.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/06 02:51:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Folds arms] It's a talent. It's right up there next to inexplicable ability to regain hat and strangely water-proof. They're on the Specialist Profession advancement tree under-
[Blinks] Hey now. Try and see things from my viewpoint. Whilst I was quietly contemplating, you proceeded to try and sneak up on someone with a history of mechanical phobia with a prehensile metal limb. ...and my confusion was still mostly based on where the Hell you were trying to put that, being that I don't have any sockets. And no, I don't mean that in a lewd way. 
Anyway, Commissar-bedtime. [Pulls out cookie tin] [Pulls out second, larger one for the dragon] Milk's in the fridge.
[Curls up in armchair to sleep] ...My tank isn't talking to me.
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2015/07/06 02:58:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Don't have any sockets?
I was forced to implant a socket into the back of your neck when you were hit by that cruise missile. It is a small, low-power port, but served as a perfectly adequate interface.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/06 03:12:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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That sounds like quite the bad day. Well, I'm officially out of meat, and sing your life hasn't quite kicked the bucket, so I guess I'm off to go hunting for some food.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/06 03:22:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stares at Verviedi] You did wh-
While that explains a great deal, at some point you and I are going to have a long conversation about personal boundaries. [Settles back down]
Blackjack, there's cookies..? Berry and white chocolate and what appears to be oat and raisin. Probably. [Points to table]
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2015/07/06 03:28:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Cookies...
Ah, a type of sweet! I shall sample one.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/06 04:23:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Berries and oats? Is that a bird joke? *Stares at BC while he shamelessly crams his mouth full of berry and oat filled cookies*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/06 06:11:28
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/06 05:03:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Empties cookie tin into his huge mouth, chews and swallows the cookies down, then washes it down with a tanker truck marked milk he peels the end off of and uses like a glass.
"Ahhh, deelishuss, thank you BC."
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/06 06:04:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*attempt to pick up a cookie, but instead manages to incinerate the table*
Whoops, still getting used to this daemon form.
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2015/07/06 13:56:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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2BlackJack1 wrote:Berries and oats? Is that a bird joke? *Stares at BC while he shamelessly crams his mouth full of berry and oat filled cookies*
I'd like to think I could think of a better one than that... I just like baking.
[Stretches] [Whistles for tank] [Is completely ignored] ...Breakfast it is, then. [Walks to kitchen]
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2015/07/06 13:59:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I really could use some oil right about now.
*Attempts to enter kitchen to get oil*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/06 14:12:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Is frying with pans on multiple surfaces, whilst sat on the draining board eating cornflakes]
Oil? If you find some, see if you can lure my fething tank over with it, my spare clothes are in there, as well as my regulation gun.
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2015/07/06 14:22:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks in pantry*
Vegetable oil? Em... Sure?
*Wanders out in search of tank*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/06 15:24:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Emerges from kitchen and sets table for the morning: pancakes, eggs, bacon, juice and toast] [Finds asbestos chair and placemat for Selym]
[Chews toast] Eh, don't worry about it. It's either sulking because I forgot its birthday, or spooked by the recent changes.
[Tank trundles away and hides behind sofa unconvincingly]
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2015/07/06 16:13:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*uses warp majikz to move the tank over to BC*
There we go.
What th-
*tank trundles back to the sofa*
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