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Drinks many bottles of Nuka-Cola, marks on back scales glow more red, "Oh yes, tastier than recharging via solar baths, Oh if anyone has a radiation meter, you may want to check it, I may be a touch unhealthy for unprotected humanoids who get withing 100ft of me right now, should calm down in an hour or so?

*Hypercube vomits up a sickly looking Radometer*

*Radometer starts ticking at a ludicrous rate*

OOC: I made this.

http://i.imgur.com/beQIPuN.jpg

*Hypercube vomits up a sickly looking cat, which promptly dies to radiation poisoning*

 Selym wrote:
*Hypercube vomits up a sickly looking cat, which promptly dies to radiation poisoning*

OOC: Was that the cat in the meme i posted?

OOC: Image macro*

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Image macro*

OOC: What?

*Hypercube absorbs 4th-wall breaking content*

OOC: Probably. It's a hypercube. It has a metagame.

 Selym wrote:
*Hypercube absorbs 4th-wall breaking content*

OOC: Probably. It's a hypercube. It has a metagame.

OOC: I see. Did you like the meme?

OOC: Yep

 Selym wrote:
OOC: Yep

Have an exalt.

 Verviedi wrote:
You hate everything?

But that means...

*Dial-up noise*

....;(

I'm just equal opportunity hateful. Doesn't mean I don't also like people. [Folds arms]

Actually, I quite like dial-up noises. They're soothing.

[Goes into tank for a lie-down] Ah, [s]he seems to have cleaned up in here... Must be the pride thing. [Naps]

*Hypercube vomits out a sickly looking literal embodiment of both hate and pride*

Hi everybody. I'm Samantha Wildman, mother to Naomi Wildman, whom TNB should remember.

*Hypercube vomits out a sickly looking 1:1 scale replica of the Starship Enterprise. It's controls immediately catch fire*

OOC: Do note, I have never watched that series. My hypercube doing that just sounds funny to me.

OOC: do I have to go OOC now?

OOC: It depends if it's off topic to the thread or not. If you're in character, you don't use it.

IC: The Knarlocs are finally learning they aren't each others' meals, so that's a plus. Now we can move to the other options they may think they have.

*shakes head while muttering*
The mailman never stood a chance.

Poor mailman... You know... I wonder why they tell you not to feth with the Imperial Mail?

*Knock at the door*

*answers it*

Hello.

*It's the Mail Inquisitor*

*Pushes Selym out of the way and hurries to door*

Hello, good Mail Inquisitor, sir! There is absolutely no heresy, *looks at butter-tank* deviant activity, or enemies of the Imperium in this room!

*Mail Inquisitor silently adjusts flamer*

Oh.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Pushes Selym out of the way and hurries to door*

Hello, good Mail Inquisitor, sir! There is absolutely no heresy, *looks at butter-tank* deviant activity, or enemies of the Imperium in this room!

*Mail Inquisitor silently adjusts flamer*

Oh.

*Selym is Mortarion stuck in a hypercube*

*Hypercube vomits out a sickly looking pile of letters*

Yuch.

Any idea where TNB is? I need to have a word with him.

Hmm, I have an idea.

*lets loose 3 sharp whistles*

*Greater Knarloc stomps over and starts drooling onto the Mail Inquisitor.*

This human is one I have no problem with being below the food chain of theirs. Also, I wonder if this Ordo of the Inquisition is all mail or has femails. (Forgive the pun, I had to)

I'm not an ordo of the inquisition. I'm an exobiologist, rank ensign.

And I still don't know where TNB is.

Not you, the Mail Inquisitor's Ordo. You just fly in a space ship, the Enterprise, if I'm not mistaken?

OOC: the only thing I know about Star Trek is that the bald captain's name is Picard, and that was only to make fun of a character in a video game, because they looked pretty similar.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Not you, the Mail Inquisitor's Ordo. You just fly in a space ship, the Enterprise, if I'm not mistaken?

OOC: the only thing I know about Star Trek is that the bald captain's name is Picard, and that was only to make fun of a character in a video game, because they looked pretty similar.

Actually, its USS Voyager, NCC 74656.

Good night, everyone.

*beams back to Voyager*

*More armored Mail Inquisitors and Henchmen begin teleporting in*

I-I don't think that killing that mailman was a good course of action...

*Upon hearing the words "killing that mailman", the Mail Inquisition suddenly begins firing*

Feth, feth, feth!

*Vaults behind the butter-tank*