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But you were talking between BC's jaws!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
But you were talking between BC's jaws!

I am stuck here you moron!
That female biped is trying to get the buttery one to eat me.
It's not difficult.

Oh.

*removes Selym from BC's mouth*

Are you all right now?

Much better, thanks. Though I don't think its teeth are going to be alright for a while...

*goes to BC*

Are your teeth all right?

Why do people insist on consuming you, warp-spawned cube?

[Sits up and spits broken teeth out] [Attempts to stand up again and finds one leg isn't working] [Remains on the floor]

[Throws the cube at the SoB and misses] ...

If anyone finds my dignity, there's a reward in it for you.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Why do people insist on consuming you, warp-spawned cube?

I must look tasty.
I think its a biped's greeting.

You don't look tasty to me, Selym.

Sorry to disappoint you.

*Teleports in with pack of wolf guard terminators*

Hmmm.... *Sniffs air* I am Ulrik the slayer of the Vlka Fenryka... I have been sent here cause you are all traitors, heretics, and xenos...

*Stares around the room*

Did you really think killing a agents of the All-father would have no repercussions?

*Activates crozius rune* Fools....

OOC: Got bored of big ol Frank

Oh, feth.

*Pokes BC with foot*

*sees ZK707 and activates personal force field*

*shoots BC's other leg with revolver*

*to TNB*

Why did you do that? He's a good guy, according to Jadzia.

He's dead, Jim! Or at least, I think he is... I just checked to be sure.

I'm not Jim. I'm Ezri Dax.

*scans BC with tricorder*

He needs medical attention.

[Groans] [Pulls self up and sits on stool] All of us? I'm none of those things, nor is... [Looks around] ... [Sighs]

Fair.

 Verviedi wrote:
Oh, feth.

*Pokes BC with foot*

WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS?! YOU DARE TO IMITATE THE ALL-FATHER?!

*Shoots thenoobbomb in the head with plasma pistol*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Groans] [Pulls self up and sits on stool] All of us? I'm none of those things, nor is... [Looks around] ... [Sighs]

Fair.

Buttery. How are you feeling?

My front teeth are shattered and I'm experiencing intermittent paralysis in my legs.

[Considers] Not a bad day, in all.

TNB shot your leg off.

Does anyone have a medkit?

[Looks down] It's nothing. I'll be fine. [Goes pale and falls sideways off stool again]

Believe it or not, Buttery, you've lost a lot of blood. You need medical attention.

[Mumbles] I'll be fine, I'll replace it with alcohol. You can do that, that's why it's called blood alcohol.
[Lies on floor and drinks rum]

Whatever you say, Buttery.

*respawns and throws down medkit*

Is this medkit armed with a bomb?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Whatever you say, Buttery.

*After looking around the room nonplussed for awhile. Calls signs for the wolf guard to search the area and apprehend Verviedi. Then walks over to Buttery Commissar*

You must be fit for you execution "Commissar" *Begins applying healing balms to wounds* where are the men who serve under you?

How are you healing Buttery? I've never seen any healing balms before...

[Leg stump heals over] [Stop bleeding to death] [Paralysis clears]

[Puts down rum] ... Clearly that stool is the root of all my problems.

EDIT: ooc: Oh bollocks, I type too slowly. Guess I'm on the floor still.