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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/20 23:10:40
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cmon guys! They have to drive the point home that he shreds stuff.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/20 23:27:36
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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That picture of Shredder is a joke, right? Some "fan" with photoshop? If that's real, Bay has proven himself to be the biggest gak-head director in Hollywood. Words cannot describe how much of a colossal asshat he is. My childhood is actually offended at that image. The old turtle movies were great-they each played their roles perfectly, Shredder was dangerous but not so over the top as to be laughable...this Shredder is dumber than the Rhino costume Giamatti was wearing at the end of ASM2.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/20 23:45:15
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Stormin' Stompa
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If it wasn't for those stupid Edward scissors hands, I think shredder would look pretty damn awesome. Is it too late to change that?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/21 01:03:48
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Is it too late to remove Michael Bay from the film?
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/21 04:09:18
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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He is the Executive Producer, so doubtful.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/21 04:27:53
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Stormin' Stompa
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I feel Michael Bay needs be supervised by an adult.
"Now Michael, it's not nice to disrespect the source material, we talked about this. Now stop adding knives to shredder and go to your room."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 21:20:22
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Veteran ORC
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reds8n wrote: Shredder appears to be wearing an oversized swiss army knife on his left arm ...?
Hope he never needs to scratch.
Bet he never has to look for a Can Opener, either.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 21:56:30
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Dakka Veteran
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He slices, deices, he makes cuts fires with ease, order your Shredder now, the new must have kitchen appliance.
In other news, I for see this being a redbox or netflicks movie, not something I will spend theater money on. I actually think the turtles look interesting, but still this is screaming netflicks or redbox to me at least.
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Blood is best stirred before battle, and nothing does that better than the bagpipes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 21:58:50
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Shredders gonna shred...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 22:10:03
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Veteran ORC
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Plot twist; that's the Kraang suit?
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 22:32:00
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I wonder if it is just a crazy angle, or some advanced suit, or something.
This picture looks a lot more "normal":
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/23 22:16:52
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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Or, maybe it...............................transforms.
*jingle* Teenage Mutant CGI *jingle*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/23 23:53:06
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Maybe he was trying to tie in a product endorsement deal: The Ninja needed to get it's inspiration somewhere, and the shredder was already taken With so many redesigns and changes in the movies and comics it makes me miss the original Shredder.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/24 00:31:49
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Veteran ORC
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paulson games wrote:
Maybe he was trying to tie in a product endorsement deal:
The Ninja needed to get it's inspiration somewhere, and the shredder was already taken
With so many redesigns and changes in the movies and comics it makes me miss the original Shredder.
Needs more cape.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/24 03:27:44
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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[DCM]
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Slarg232 wrote: reds8n wrote: Shredder appears to be wearing an oversized swiss army knife on his left arm ...?
Hope he never needs to scratch.
Bet he never has to look for a Can Opener, either.....
Nice.
I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/24 13:35:11
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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[DCM]
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/24 17:39:30
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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I would say it is because it knows shame, but you can still embed Transformers 4 trailers so that can't be it.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/24 20:56:17
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Fixture of Dakka
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I will have to say that the new trailer makes me think the movie will not be as bad as I previously thought.
Notice how I never said "good", however.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/25 00:53:51
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Veteran ORC
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The new trailer takes away a lot of my reservations, but I'm still not too sure.
I will go into it with a more open mind, though.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/25 22:10:38
Subject: Re:A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Fixture of Dakka
West Michigan, deep in Whitebread, USA
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It is true that the new trailer actually makes the movie seem more palatable.
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"By this point I'm convinced 100% that every single race in the 40k universe have somehow tapped into the ork ability to just have their tech work because they think it should." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/26 00:47:32
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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+1pt for the Batman voice reference. I chuckled at that. -10000pts for the can-opener of doom being real. Feth you, Michael Bay, for turning my childhood into an abortion. I hope Megan Fox chokes while biting your nuts off.
...Too much?
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/26 02:01:12
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Gargantuan Gargant
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timetowaste85 wrote:+1pt for the Batman voice reference. I chuckled at that. -10000pts for the can-opener of doom being real. Feth you, Michael Bay, for turning my childhood into an abortion. I hope Megan Fox chokes while biting your nuts off.
...Too much?
Nope, it was greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 19:56:29
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Eh, it's not like TMNT was ever exactly a masterpiece. It's not like he's ruining Evangelion or The Lord of the Rings.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 20:09:28
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Evangelion isn't a masterpiece either, and is on par with TMNT. I suppose that might have been the joke though.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 20:54:23
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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The Main Man
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The little exchange with April: "So they're aliens?"
"No, that's stupid" was a nice touch.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 21:31:27
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Morphing Obliterator
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Having seen the latest trailer, Shredder is now nothing more than spring activated knives on top of spring activated knives on top of flick knives on top of knives. He's like the unholy offspring of Edward Scissorhands and a Swiss army knife.
I don't really know about the rest of the trailer, because the turtles' noses still look stupid, and I can't take Shredder seriously. I think it was better than the first trailer, but that doesn't say much.
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See, you're trying to use people logic. DM uses Mandelogic, which we've established has 2+2=quack. - Aerethan
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 21:36:10
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Huge Hierodule
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Ahtman wrote:Evangelion isn't a masterpiece either, and is on par with TMNT. I suppose that might have been the joke though.
I sincerely hope you're trolling.
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 21:45:26
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Morphing Obliterator
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Squigsquasher wrote: Ahtman wrote:Evangelion isn't a masterpiece either, and is on par with TMNT. I suppose that might have been the joke though.
I sincerely hope you're trolling.
At the very least, it's overhyped.
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See, you're trying to use people logic. DM uses Mandelogic, which we've established has 2+2=quack. - Aerethan
Putin.....would make a Vulcan Intelligence officer cry. - Jihadin
AFAIK, there is only one world, and it is the real world. - Iron_Captain
DakkaRank Comment: I sound like a Power Ranger.
TFOL and proud. Also a Forge World Fan.
I should really paint some of my models instead of browsing forums. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 22:19:48
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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FTFY
Something doesn't become one of the most beloved, respected, celebrated and analysed works of all time in its home country (and outside) without being pretty fething good. We're not just talking "popular" here either- it's one of the most influential and critically acclaimed works ever made in Japan.
I will agree it's something of a Marmite series (either you love it or hate it) but denying its sheer magnitude as a work of art is just daft. But then Dakka does seem to have outrageously awful taste, so I don't know why I'm surprised. This is the same forum where "Failco$t lololololol" is considered the height of cutting wit.
I think I'll be going before things escalate...
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/27 22:25:07
Subject: A Look at Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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timetowaste85 wrote:That picture of Shredder is a joke, right? Some "fan" with photoshop? If that's real, Bay has proven himself to be the biggest gak-head director in Hollywood. Words cannot describe how much of a colossal asshat he is. My childhood is actually offended at that image. The old turtle movies were great-they each played their roles perfectly, Shredder was dangerous but not so over the top as to be laughable...this Shredder is dumber than the Rhino costume Giamatti was wearing at the end of ASM2.
You do realize we are talking about the guy who directed the Transformers Movies, Armaggeddon and lets not forget about the office bombshell! Pearl Harbor!
Did you expect anything less from this director? His shots are pretty but his stories are all terrible, cliched and his art direction needs work. As he tries to pander to the family. But fails completely, In that he makes millions and millions of dollars. :/
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