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2014/03/26 16:08:55
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Bruins fan till the end.
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2014/03/26 16:10:34
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Jesus, They may do crimes against humanity, but that hairstyle is a crime against the whole world. We need too send in the Style Police
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2014/03/26 17:00:55
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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It almost looks like a midieval haircut. If you're a merciless dictator over an entire country, you could at least have good hair. I think Stalin and Brezhnev both had good hair.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2014/03/26 17:12:54
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Now he can walk among his people as an equal! This is great news!
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2014/03/26 17:20:21
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Kinda makes sense to me.
I mean, if you're the totalitarian dictactor keeping your country in abject poverty while you wallow in the excesses of your office, your going to be the target of many assasinations.
So force everyone to have the same haircut as you, and you can hide from those nasty gunmen and bombers in a crowd 
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 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2014/03/26 17:40:57
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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The decadent West and their weak liberast haircuts will never enslave the people's hair! All hail our glorious socialist hair! Praise be to the People's haircut!
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2014/03/26 18:58:38
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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This is probably not real. Just saying.
You no what they say about such stories, "Hair today, gone tomorrow."
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2014/03/26 20:08:03
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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 Iron_Captain wrote:The decadent West and their weak liberast haircuts will never enslave the people's hair! All hail our glorious socialist hair! Praise be to the People's haircut!
Mmmm...not quite enough hyperbole or mild malaprops for the DPRK's press team. Try something more like:
Now all of pioneering DPRK can dispense with vomitous, obsolescent capitalist hairstyles and grow efflugent, modernistic manes like our durable and agile leader!
Other than the poverty and ever-present threat of gulag for yourself and your entire family, writing for them seems like it'd be fun.
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2014/03/27 05:11:23
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. |
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2014/03/27 07:22:07
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Easy E wrote:This is probably not real. Just saying.
You no what they say about such stories, "Hair today, gone tomorrow."
It is north korea, this is possibly 100% true given our dear leader's current track record.
sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
The new socialist Republic of Sebster, we stand for business up front! And party at the back!
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Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2014/03/27 09:24:58
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2014/03/27 09:44:50
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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 reds8n wrote:http://io9.com/instagram-photos-give-a-rare-look-at-life-inside-north-1551825373?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Hum... I like the flower arangments. I wonder if my wife will let me pur some artillery in the flower beds. Automatically Appended Next Post:  Leigen_Zero wrote:
The new socialist Republic of Sebster, we stand for business up front! And party at the back!
Fanar fanar...
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 insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2014/03/27 10:42:52
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
Hawaiian shirts or alternatively Chicken suits (but strictly for formal occasions).
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2014/03/27 10:47:43
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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 Frazzled wrote: sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
Hawaiian shirts or alternatively Chicken suits (but strictly for formal occasions).
Yoga pants, yoga pants for everyone! It would be both the most wonderful and the most horrible thing that the world had ever seen!
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2014/03/27 10:57:17
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
.. Take the man out of Australia ......
meanwhile
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/how-will-the-bald-men-of-north-korea-emulate-kim-jong-uns-hair
Presumably venerable and most wonderous leader will simply cure their baldness.
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2014/03/27 11:14:18
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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PhantomViper wrote: Frazzled wrote: sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
Hawaiian shirts or alternatively Chicken suits (but strictly for formal occasions).
Yoga pants, yoga pants for everyone! It would be both the most wonderful and the most horrible thing that the world had ever seen!
It would truly be the best of times, and the worst of times.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2014/03/27 11:31:22
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
And I thought Kim Jong-Il was a monster.
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 Flinty wrote:The benefit of slate is that its.actually a.rock with rock like properties. The downside is that it's a rock
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2014/03/27 13:01:49
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Only if you work hard for the good of the glorious state! Dear Leader rewards those who reward themselves! Baldness is a sign of capitalist decadence and American Imperialism!
Kim Jong-un was elected by an open and democratic vote! He is the righfull leader of the true Korea and stalward against American and South Korean expansionism! All hail Dear Leader! Re-education officials will be round to visit you shortly. Please offer them all assistance you can.
On 9 March 2014 Kim Jong-un was elected to the Supreme People's Assembly. He was unopposed but voters had the choice of voting yes or no. There was a record turn-out of voters and according to government officials all voted yes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-un
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2014/03/27 13:31:34
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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What about guys who can't grow hair like this for medical reasons? If this is real, it's entirely possible that anybody who can't grow this hair will be banned from school. DPRK is a hell of a drug.
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
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2014/03/27 14:40:50
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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reds8n wrote: Presumably venerable and most wonderous leader will simply cure their baldness.
I picture him flexing his generous and disquieting muscles to make that happen. Not unlike Flex Mentallo turning the Pentagon into a circle.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...POP!
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2014/03/27 14:45:31
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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There's limits even to the powers of muscle mystery !
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2014/03/27 14:56:56
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Kim-Jong-Un, you brute!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2014/03/27 15:26:07
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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 ZultanQ wrote:What about guys who can't grow hair like this for medical reasons? If this is real, it's entirely possible that anybody who can't grow this hair will be banned from school. DPRK is a hell of a drug.
They clearly do not have faith in the people and the glory of the nation! They will be sent for reeducation until they have strenth enough to grow long fulsome locks like our Dear Leader. Did Kim Il Sung loose his hair? No. He had a full, healthy, wonderous head of hair through his whole life.
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2014/03/27 15:41:40
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He truly is a great leader!
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2014/03/27 18:16:34
Subject: North Korea; One haircut, one people
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North Korea is a fascist state with more control over it's populace than Hitler ever had. This isn't surprising at all.
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2014/03/27 18:55:29
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well.if they cross the 38th Parallel we know what to look for.
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2014/03/28 13:08:21
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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Krazed Killa Kan
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PhantomViper wrote: Frazzled wrote: sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
Hawaiian shirts or alternatively Chicken suits (but strictly for formal occasions).
Yoga pants, yoga pants for everyone! It would be both the most wonderful and the most horrible thing that the world had ever seen!
And would solve the problem of not enough places to park your bicycle 
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Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2014/03/28 13:10:35
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sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
A mullet without a Camaro is like a Jedi Cosplayer without a light saber. What's the fething point? 
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2014/03/28 13:17:59
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What a fething Madman.
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2014/03/28 13:24:39
Subject: Re:North Korea; One haircut, one people
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 kronk wrote: sebster wrote:If I had absolute power, I'd force everyone to get mullets.
A mullet without a Camaro is like a Jedi Cosplayer without a light saber.
What's the fething point?
Wow that takes me back... was that TMI?
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-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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