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The plan is simple, I will get GW to release a new 7th edition codex in the most reliable method available to me, buying and fielding an Adepta Sororitas NOW before the codex and any plastic models are released. Once I have bought, assembled and fielded my army, GW will sense this and immediately release a new Hardcover Codex invalidating my heavily optimised tournament worthy army, ensuring that i need to redo my army lists, tactics, and buy new plastic models.

If you've read this far, I know you are dedicated to the cause and are already aksing yourself "How you can help ?"

Write me a KILLER 2000 Point Adepta Sororitas Army List

For this all to work I need a KILLER army list that someone over at GW will feel the knee jerk reaction to nerf into the ground in the new Codex.

Send me Adepta Sororitas

You probably have some laying around you're not using.
If you have a girlfriend into Adpeta Sororita Cosplay, I'd be interested in her too.

Send me money to buy Adepta Sororitas

Money would certainly speed up the process.
I'm also willing to accept other valuables, like 40K models , or precious metals, I could barter or sell for more Adepta Sororitas.

I have a few grand to throw your way. But there is something I need of yours first...

I want one of your thumbs and your first born son.

Think of it as a deposit to show you are serious.

No you won't.

 Swastakowey wrote:

I want one of your thumbs and your first born son.

While I appreciate your generous offer, losing a thumb would seriously impare my ability to model and paint the Adpeta Sororitas, delaying the project in an unacceptable manner.

Slayer-Fan123 wrote:
No you won't.

I am sure Swastakowey was genuine in his offer to help. There is no need to be negative.

Slayer-Fan123 wrote:
No you won't.

You know children are worth a lot of money. They can fit in places other factory workers simply cant and they dont need much pay. $2000 is a worthy offer and his firstborn will reap the benefits of working early, rising up the ranks and becoming a wealthy man himself.

But alas the thumb was a deal breaker.

(I am joking, I do not use nor agree with children slaves)

What has happened to our world when someone feels they need to clarify that they are not in agreement with child slavery? :-p Political correctness run amok!

As for your other requests, the wife has done Adepta cosplay and we've tried the swinger thing, so I can probably cover you there.

Darn it... this plan might just work guys!

 Swastakowey wrote:
I have a few grand to throw your way. But there is something I need of yours first...

I want one of your thumbs and your first born son.

Think of it as a deposit to show you are serious.

First born son?! Jesus, I'll send you all three!

(I dont agree with child slaves either, at least wait until they're teenagers )

 luky7dayz wrote:

 Swastakowey wrote:
I have a few grand to throw your way. But there is something I need of yours first...

I want one of your thumbs and your first born son.

Think of it as a deposit to show you are serious.

First born son?! Jesus, I'll send you all three!

(I dont agree with child slaves either, at least wait until they're teenagers )

3 of them?

I will need proof that a man can have 3 first born sons before negotiations can take place.

The thumb however is still needed.

If you pay them a dollar a day, is it still slavery?

 Happyjew wrote:
If you pay them a dollar a day, is it still slavery?

Nah my advisers have informed me its called child labour. Which is only ok if:

They make high end goods people want
They are out of site
They cant complain

So yea when you pay them it gets complicated.

 Swastakowey wrote:
The thumb however is still needed.

What if I were to get someone elses thumb ?

In the mean time, I am attempting to contact all of my ex girlfriends, just to make sure about the whole first born front.

 adamsouza wrote:

 Swastakowey wrote:
The thumb however is still needed.

What if I were to get someone elses thumb ?

In the mean time, I am attempting to contact all of my ex girlfriends, just to make sure about the whole first born front.

Well the thumb is good to have, because when the kids rebel or play up (reducing the cost effectiveness of my factory) I simply show them their fathers thumb. "This is what your father has given up to give you this opportunity!" I say, "and this is how you repay them?" It saves me having to harm my investments and is simply a cool collection to have.

I tell ya what, give me a similar looking thumb to yours, we can shave the price of your child off by 500 and we have a deal. I save 500 bucks, you save a thumb.

It doesn't need to be overpowered, just overly expensive.

 n0t_u wrote:
It doesn't need to be overpowered, just overly expensive.

^ This

Same reason why I haven't bought the Apocalypse book...the second I do a new one will come out

This thread is filled with win. And child abuse.

Im leaving now before the authorities appear.

Win a big tournament with the Sisters and then we'll talk. First, mind, none of this "But podium finish!" nonsense.

Write a letter to GW saying "feminist feminist sexist sexist not enough women" and they will be renewed easy peasy, feminist do it constantly to get what they want, they should want new sisters of battle, fancy armoured war woman who dont NEED a man to save them, how could they resist honestly.

 ChaosxVoid wrote:
Write a letter to GW saying "feminist feminist sexist sexist not enough women" and they will be renewed easy peasy, feminist do it constantly to get what they want, they should want new sisters of battle, fancy armoured war woman who dont NEED a man to save them, how could they resist honestly.

Except for they serve THE MAN - The Emperor.

A bit of ret-con could fix that. Maybe there's now an empress they serve?
.....
Why does the van that just pulled in front of my house have the inquisition logo on it?

NewTruthNeomaxim wrote:
What has happened to our world when someone feels they need to clarify that they are not in agreement with child slavery? :-p Political correctness run amok!

As for your other requests, the wife has done Adepta cosplay and we've tried the swinger thing, so I can probably cover you there.

Darn it... this plan might just work guys!

Criticizing politcal correctness then saying "darn it".. what's this world coming to?

OP! I got $5 and I look good in power armor. We there yet?

 melkorthetonedeaf wrote:

OP! I got $5 and I look good in power armor. We there yet?

It all depends on how good you look in power armor.

and I still need a killer 2000 point army list.

You could just hire a bunch of hookers and put them in sisters power armor and take them to the game. may not be in the strictest sense "tournament legal" but it will be cheaper.

Or you could take anothers first born son and that guys thumb and sell them to the factory manager!

 adamsouza wrote:
The plan is simple, I will get GW to release a new 7th edition codex in the most reliable method available to me, buying and fielding an Adepta Sororitas NOW before the codex and any plastic models are released. Once I have bought, assembled and fielded my army, GW will sense this and immediately release a new Hardcover Codex invalidating my heavily optimised tournament worthy army, ensuring that i need to redo my army lists, tactics, and buy new plastic models.

If you've read this far, I know you are dedicated to the cause and are already aksing yourself "How you can help ?"

Write me a KILLER 2000 Point Adepta Sororitas Army List

For this all to work I need a KILLER army list that someone over at GW will feel the knee jerk reaction to nerf into the ground in the new Codex.

Send me Adepta Sororitas

You probably have some laying around you're not using.
If you have a girlfriend into Adpeta Sororita Cosplay, I'd be interested in her too.

Send me money to buy Adepta Sororitas

Money would certainly speed up the process.
I'm also willing to accept other valuables, like 40K models , or precious metals, I could barter or sell for more Adepta Sororitas.

I can give you $200,000 to spend on sisters. The money is currently sealed in a trust fund and i'll need $10,000 from you to pay an official to transfer the money to your name. Riches and bolter ******* could be yours, send me your banking details and i'll get the transfer happening within 30 days. For the emperor!

There are 600+ views, and thousands of dollars offered, but not a single army list suggested

This thread is hilarious, hope it works though!

mandulis wrote:
You could just hire a bunch of hookers and put them in sisters power armor and take them to the game. may not be in the strictest sense "tournament legal" but it will be cheaper.

Just tell them its an unbound list...

mandulis wrote:
You could just hire a bunch of hookers and put them in sisters power armor and take them to the game. may not be in the strictest sense "tournament legal" but it will be cheaper.

Or you could take anothers first born son and that guys thumb and sell them to the factory manager!

Sister's power armor? That's crazy talk. They have to wear repentia garb.

 adamsouza wrote:
There are 600+ views, and thousands of dollars offered, but not a single army list suggested

Killer Sisters army list. 2k. OK, here you go.

+++ New Roster (2000pts) +++

++ Adepta Sororitas: Codex (2013) (Combined Arms Detachment) ++

+ No Force Org Slot +

Ministorum Priest [Close Combat Weapon, Plasma Gun]

Ministorum Priest [Close Combat Weapon, Plasma Gun]

Ministorum Priest [Close Combat Weapon, Plasma Gun]

Ministorum Priest [Close Combat Weapon, Plasma Gun]

+ HQ +

Uriah Jacobus, Protector of the Faith

+ Troops +

Battle Sister Squad [4x Battle Sisters, Flamer, Flamer]
····Immolator [Laud Hailer, Twin-Linked Multi-Melta]
····Sister Superior [Bolt Pistol, Boltgun]

Battle Sister Squad [4x Battle Sisters, Flamer, Flamer]
····Immolator [Laud Hailer, Twin-Linked Multi-Melta]
····Sister Superior [Bolt Pistol, Boltgun]

+ Heavy Support +

Avenger Strike Fighter (FW)

Avenger Strike Fighter (FW)

++ Adepta Sororitas: Codex (2013) (Combined Arms Detachment) ++

+ HQ +

Canoness [Inferno Pistol, Inferno Pistol]

+ Troops +

Battle Sister Squad [4x Battle Sisters, Flamer, Heavy Flamer]
····Immolator [Laud Hailer, Twin-Linked Multi-Melta]
····Sister Superior [Bolt Pistol, Combi-Flamer]

Battle Sister Squad [4x Battle Sisters, Flamer, Heavy Flamer]
····Immolator [Laud Hailer, Twin-Linked Multi-Melta]
····Sister Superior [Bolt Pistol, Combi-Flamer]

+ Fast Attack +

Dominion Squad [(FW) Repressor, 4x Dominions, 4x Meltagun]
····Dominion Superior [Bolt Pistol, Combi-Melta]

Dominion Squad [(FW) Repressor, 4x Dominions, 4x Meltagun]
····Dominion Superior [Bolt Pistol, Combi-Melta]

+ Heavy Support +

Exorcist

Exorcist

Exorcist

Created with BattleScribe

I'd put the BSS in Rhinos or drop 1 Avenger, bump up one of the BSS to 20-girls and take Celestine as second CAD HQ.

Sister blob for Jacobus+Celstine+ 2 priests. Ruins whatever it contacts....

Let them know that plastic models would change everything.

Literally the only reason I haven't dropped my SM army for a SoB army is that I want to be able to mix and match pieces within the SoB army for customisation...I know I could convert metals, but I prefer kitbashing.