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**Matt Swain**

the title is explanatory, so...

I'd ask the emperor what he'd have done differently if he'd known how the future 10,000 years would go based on what he did do.

**Ouze**

Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze

**ccs**

Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze

Dear Ouze,

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I will direct the servitors at GW to remove the offending bitz as soon as possible

-The Emperor

**Matt Swain**

Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze

Dear Ouze,

that's because the people running GW are soulless corporate bloodsuckers who want to may you to have to buy more kits to assemble the other options.

**ccs**

Matt Swain wrote:
Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze

Dear Ouze,

that's because the people running GW are soulless corporate bloodsuckers who want to may you to have to buy more kits to assemble the other options.

Psst; I'll let you in on a secret.

Spoiler:

**Racerguy180**

I'd ask Lorgar why hes such a little bitch.....?
or maybe why Perturabo is soooooo lame?

but seriously....

**princeyg**

Mr Cypher,

After spending thousands of years giving the Dark Angels the runaround and inexorably moving toward earth you finally arrive, get captured, break out of a maximum security prison (I would assume being run by custodes) and then just simply disappear and do nothing.

Has every theory about your plans been wrong and you've simply been on some sort of Galactic Grand Tour taking in all the sights? If so, which battlefield do you have the fondest memories of?

**Jidmah**

Ouze wrote:
Dear Emperor,

Why does the Burna Boyz sprue come with 3 weapon options for the Mekboy - Big Shoota, Rokkit Launcha, and KMB - but only includes one right arm, which means you can only actually build the KMB?

-Ouze

I actually have never noticed that, because I always looted those weapons for other models

... and I've build 8 boxes of them.

**Flinty**

Dear Mr Ulthuan. What are next weeks' lottery numbers?

I hope you are well.and enjoying your crystals.. crystallz... crishtial... shiny rest.

Yours Faithfully, Flinty.

**Breton**

Do they have to answer honestly?

Can Alpharius and Omegon count as one person?

Which side were you really on or What the heck were you guys up to?

**Super Ready**

I also would like to know if they have to answer, and honestly. Because I can see the question I want to ask not being answered at all.

To Mephiston: what haunts you? What is it about overcoming the Black Rage that's changed you so drastically, and stops you passing advice on how to conquer it onto your brothers?

**Yarium**

"Can you please not come here?"

**Karol**

How hard is the state exam to join planet side adeptus ministratum, if you are not forced to take one as punishment, but try to do it as a lower rank local.

**Argive**

Id ask Angron who pissed in his cornflakes.. (but only if I was 100% certain I would be whisked back to the reality where hes a tiny plastic toy solidier)

But I would ask big E. Why don't you just stop lying and tell people what's going on and avoid all the BS!?

But for real : What is the terminus decree...

**Misclicking ork**

Dear Emperor,
Is TTS canon?
Regards,
Concerned lore enthusiast.

**generalchaos34**

Dear Emperor,

What were the 2 lost legions and what did they do wrong?

Yours Truly,

Curious Citizen of the Grand Imperium

**vipoid**

Dear Vect,

Why did you manipulate events such that you don't exist anymore?

Kind regards

Vipoid

**Matt Swain**

vipoid wrote:
Dear Vect,

Why did you manipulate events such that you don't exist anymore?

Kind regards

Vipoid

"To deny she who thirsts my soul to feed upon, mon-keigh dolt!"

**Strg Alt**

I would ask Marbo:

Hey guardsman, what does this blue trinket do?

**DivineVisitor**

I'd ask Magnus where Leman Russ is.

Or ask Azreal if he is aware his long lost Primarch is in perma-sleep in the center of the Rock being watched over by the watchers in the dark. Should make for an interesting reaction.

**Insectum7**

Dear Robute Guilliman,

As a Primarch known for his logistical prowess, why did you introduce the insane plethora of bolt weapons with different ammo into a paradigm that previously used only a couple standardized munitions?

**Not Online!!!**

DivineVisitor wrote:
I'd ask Magnus where Leman Russ is.

Or ask Azreal if he is aware his long lost Primarch is in perma-sleep in the center of the Rock being watched over by the watchers in the dark. Should make for an interesting reaction.

"ASNODAI! MAKE HIM REPENT!"

**Breton**

DivineVisitor wrote:

Or ask Azreal if he is aware his long lost Primarch is in perma-sleep in the center of the Rock being watched over by the watchers in the dark. Should make for an interesting reaction.

I'd pay to see that.

**Flinty**

He'd probably look at you really closely and get quietly closer and closer.and finally.whisper in your ear "I know".

And then let Asmodai purge you for being a heretic.

**vipoid**

Insectum7 wrote:
Dear Robute Guilliman,

As a Primarch known for his logistical prowess, why did you introduce the insane plethora of bolt weapons with different ammo into a paradigm that previously used only a couple standardized munitions?

Guilliman inclines his head, thoughtfully.

"Hmm, you've given me a great deal to think about."

Pulling a notebook in front of him, he writes 'Plethora Heavy Bolt Carbine' in the margin.

**harlokin**

I'd like to ask the corpse god........ "given that the warp is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite........ would he like a toasted teacake?"

**Slayer6**

Ask the Highlord of Terra for the Inquisition: Why is the Imperial Creed so similar to Lorgar's pre-heresy religion? (that he got told to stop). In fact isn't the Legititio Divinatatus which the Imperium uses, originally authored by Lorgar?

**Super Ready**

That's the kind of question that you get killed for asking, even if you got your answer first.

**Oaka**

Dear Aun'Va,

If I bottled your sweat and wore it like a cologne, would it get people to like me?

**Jidmah**

Horus, why would you listen to someone who has already lied to you twice and who you just caught deceiving you a third time over your brother who clearly went through great lengths to warn you?