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HaaOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!


Actually, since 29January2021 it would be HaaOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ret.)


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I am the great geomancer who wield the mighty tungsten carbide to shape iron to my will...


... or into engine blocks for Caterpillar...

I am part of an operation which peddles sugar to unsuspecting kids (and adults).

The candy man can!

I climb though the bowels of Underhives and grounded Warships alike, oft to clean and maintain, or else standing ready to retrieve my clans patrons, should they come to harm...

I help people and listen that I do nothing

I ensure the documents of state always tell the truth and ensure the removal of the falsehoods of yesterday, even if those falsehoods were the previous truth that I had published to ensure other falsehoods were removed. Tomorrow I will replace today's falsehoods with truth.

All praise the true truth of the state.

 Henry wrote:
I ensure the documents of state always tell the truth and ensure the removal of the falsehoods of yesterday, even if those falsehoods were the previous truth that I had published to ensure other falsehoods were removed. Tomorrow I will replace today's falsehoods with truth.

All praise the true truth of the state.

Ah, pleasure to meet you Mr Smith.

xerxeskingofking wrote:
I serve in the Schola, i teach the lastest generation of cannon fodder the mysteries of the Vox .

Idem.

I am Igor - yesh mashter!

I have people with problems, not problems with people. From before birth to after death I try to know what is going on and act accordingly.

The conduits I tend to are the means the Machine Spirits trade knowledge, for the benefit of the Populace.

He who maketh the lists and verifies "to do" turns to "done".
He who knoweth the ancient arts of both Excel and the humble tape measure.
He who quellest the ire of noble HouseLords and HouseLadies.

He who weilds the mighty power of proclaiming the Holy Trinity of answers to all queries..."Yup", "Nope" or "Done".