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Scrooged

A Christmas Carol. For the 80’s. Starring Bill Murray.

Unlike most of the 80’s, if you didn’t enjoy this you’re probably on cocaine.

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Scrooged

A Christmas Carol. For the 80’s. Starring Bill Murray.

Unlike most of the 80’s, if you didn’t enjoy this you’re probably on cocaine.

Ever feel like no one reads your posts...

 Lathe Biosas wrote:



In other news, let's bring up a holiday classic that features Bill Murray. Scrooged about a TV executive that is producing A Christmas Carol for television, and gets visited by three spirits. Meta enough for ya?

Hey, this isn’t a fasterest finger first thread!

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Hey, this isn’t a fasterest finger first thread!

Okay... judging from the time I made my post, I'll give you a 48 hour head start.

Home Alone 2, Lost in New York

When the formula ain’t broke or tired yet, don’t fix it. But do ramp up the violence some! Add in some Tim Curry, and the remarkable fact a young Rob Schneider’s presence doesn’t automatically ruin it, and you’re in for a Christmas treat.

And I swear it’s Harry and Marv taking it like champs that makes these films.

Here is a new one just for good ol’ MDG!

Jack in time for Christmas

Jack Whitehall races against time to get from the US to the UK for Christmas. His frantic four-day journey involves various modes of transport and encounters with celebrity friends as he battles holiday chaos to reach home.

No!

No!

Bloody, bloody bloody

Jack Whitehall is about as funny as the least funny thing you can possibly imagine.

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
No!

No!

Bloody, bloody bloody

Jack Whitehall is about as funny as the least funny thing you can possibly imagine.

He's got worse as he's got more popular. Saw him at a London comedy club in the early days of his career and he was very funny. Greg Davies compering too, great night out.

He’s just incredibly untalented. You can tell he’s a nepo baby.

Anyways.

Home Alone 3

In which none of our original cast return, and the family aren’t the McAllisters.

Is it any good? I’ll let you know, as I’ve never seen this before.

Approx 36m in now, and it’s so-so. The good news is the plot isn’t a carbon copy. Yes there’s a kid foiling burglars, but he’s only alone due to having Chicken Pox.

Our lead is no Macaulay Culkin, but he’s not awful. And to be honest, that kinda sums up the film. It’s a poor imitation of the first two, but isn’t completely dreadful.

Crispy78 wrote:

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
No!

No!

Bloody, bloody bloody

Jack Whitehall is about as funny as the least funny thing you can possibly imagine.

He's got worse as he's got more popular. Saw him at a London comedy club in the early days of his career and he was very funny. Greg Davies compering too, great night out.

I’ve been to the cinema a couple of times in the past few weeks and this is prominently displayed.

It looks as bad as you are probably imagining. Do you want to see a disjointed ensemble cast of bored looking famous people absolutely phoning it in for a quick pay check, while Jack Whitehall utterly fails to channel the energy of John Cleese? Then you are in the right place.

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
No!

No!

Bloody, bloody bloody

Jack Whitehall is about as funny as the least funny thing you can possibly imagine.

This guy?

Jack Whitehall: A National Treasure of British Comedy

Jack Whitehall has firmly established himself as a national treasure in the realm of British comedy, embodying the quintessential elements of British culture with his unique blend of wit, charm, and self-deprecation. Born on July 7, 1988, in Westminster, London, Whitehall's ascent to fame has been marked by his ability to resonate with audiences through relatable humour and a distinctive style that reflects the nuances of British life.

One of the defining characteristics of Whitehall's comedy is his ability to draw from his own experiences, often highlighting the absurdities of everyday situations. His upbringing in a privileged environment, coupled with his keen observational skills, allows him to navigate the complexities of British society with both humour and insight. This relatability is a hallmark of his work, making him a beloved figure across various demographics. Whether he is recounting tales of his family dynamics or poking fun at the quirks of British culture, Whitehall's comedic narratives resonate deeply with audiences, fostering a sense of connection and shared experience.

Interestingly, Whitehall has also garnered a dedicated following among internet posters, particularly on gaming forums like Dakkadakka. Users such as "Mad Doc Grotsnik" spend endless hours extolling Whitehall's comedic genius, showcasing how his humour transcends traditional boundaries and resonates with diverse communities online. This enthusiastic support from fans further underscores his status as a modern comedic icon.

Moreover, Whitehall's versatility as a performer is evident in his diverse body of work. From stand-up comedy to television and film, he has consistently pushed the boundaries of his craft. His role in the hit series "Bad Education" showcased his talent for blending comedy with poignant social commentary, while his appearances on shows like "The Royal Variety Performance" and "Celebrity Juice" have further solidified his status as a comedic powerhouse. Each project he undertakes seems to build upon the last, with his films and television shows only getting better as he hones his craft and explores new comedic territories.

In addition to his comedic prowess, Whitehall's charm and charisma have endeared him to audiences both in the UK and internationally. His ability to engage with fans and his genuine enthusiasm for his work create a warm and inviting atmosphere that is often lacking in the entertainment industry. This authenticity is a vital aspect of his appeal, making him not just a comedian, but a cultural icon who embodies the spirit of British humour.

Furthermore, Whitehall's contributions to British culture extend beyond mere entertainment. He has become a voice for a generation, tackling issues such as mental health, relationships, and the challenges of modern life with a refreshing honesty that resonates with many. His willingness to address these topics through humour not only entertains but also encourages important conversations, making him a significant figure in contemporary British society.

In conclusion, Jack Whitehall is undoubtedly a national treasure, epitomising the essence of British culture through his relatable humour, versatility, and genuine charm. As his films and television shows continue to evolve and improve, he remains a beloved figure in the world of comedy, capturing the hearts of audiences and solidifying his place in the pantheon of British entertainment. With each new project, Whitehall not only entertains but also enriches the cultural landscape, ensuring that his legacy as a comedic icon will endure for years to come.

He was funny enough, I think, in small doses. Panel shows and the like. But his USP doesn't seem to have much longevity.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
No!

No!

Bloody, bloody bloody

Jack Whitehall is about as funny as the least funny thing you can possibly imagine.

This guy?

That's the chap.

He was in a sitcom called Bad Education too. I thought that was very funny.

Home Alone 4

Kevin returns. Except it’s not Kevin, is it? Oh and at least one of his siblings have just sort of….disappeared. And Buzz is years younger. And his parents are divorcing. And it’s meant to be Christmas, but nobody has any decorations up. And there’s a Royal Family from an undisclosed country involved.

This is crap. Pure, unadulterated, amateurish crap.

Time for you to watch #5 then...

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
Time for you to watch #5 then...

Is that the one where Kimmy Schmidt is one of the bandits, and they’re stealing to afford her cancer treatment or something?

Nope, thats Home Sweet Home Alone, which is utterly dire with an entirely unlikable lead kid.

Home Alone, The Holiday Heist is the 5th in the franchise. And honestly? It’s alright.

The cast are pretty decent, and it’s not a simple rehash of what came before. Oh, and Malcolm McDowell is chewing the scenery as our lead baddie.

Home Alone[a] is a series of American Christmas family comedy films originally created by John Hughes. Chris Columbus directed Home Alone (1990) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992), Raja Gosnell directed Home Alone 3 (1997), Rod Daniel directed Home Alone 4 (2002), Peter Hewitt directed Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012) and Dan Mazer directed Home Sweet Home Alone (2021). The films revolve around the adventures of surrounding children who find themselves alone during the holiday season and faced with the challenge of defending their family's house or themselves from invading burglars and criminals.

Die Hard is my goto Xmas movie. Lots of fun, some over the top acting and showing the real meaning of Xmas as he ends up back with his family. Yippee kai yay!

"We would be honoured if you would join us..."

The Empire Strikes Back. Hoth is like opening up one's presents, while a trip to Dagobah is then like visiting an elderly relation. Later stopping by Bespin for Christmas Dinner. Finally, at the secret alliance rendez vous, you wave good bye to your hosts after promising to catch up with them in the new year.

"He betrayed you...for sweeties!"

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe When Father Christmas hands you a sword and shield, you know you're in for a something special!

The best bit for me of the big Narnia films is how utterly crap Peter is with the sword to become with. He gets handed a sword to be the big hero but has no real idea what to do with it

And why should he, after all.

 Flinty wrote:
The best bit for me of the big Narnia films is how utterly crap Peter is with the sword to become with. He gets handed a sword to be the big hero but has no real idea what to do with it

And why should he, after all.

I thought all proper English children were taught fencing...

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
Home Alone[a] is a series of American Christmas family comedy films originally created by John Hughes. Chris Columbus directed Home Alone (1990) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992), Raja Gosnell directed Home Alone 3 (1997), Rod Daniel directed Home Alone 4 (2002), Peter Hewitt directed Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012) and Dan Mazer directed Home Sweet Home Alone (2021). The films revolve around the adventures of surrounding children who find themselves alone during the holiday season and faced with the challenge of defending their family's house or themselves from invading burglars and criminals.

Why did you post a Wikipedia/AI paragraph with no commentary or reason of your own given? This is just spam.

 BobtheInquisitor wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
Home Alone[a] is a series of American Christmas family comedy films originally created by John Hughes. Chris Columbus directed Home Alone (1990) and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992), Raja Gosnell directed Home Alone 3 (1997), Rod Daniel directed Home Alone 4 (2002), Peter Hewitt directed Home Alone: The Holiday Heist (2012) and Dan Mazer directed Home Sweet Home Alone (2021). The films revolve around the adventures of surrounding children who find themselves alone during the holiday season and faced with the challenge of defending their family's house or themselves from invading burglars and criminals.

Why did you post a Wikipedia/AI paragraph with no commentary or reason of your own given? This is just spam.

Ehhhh.... now that you mention it, my funny little quip didn't make it.

I usually type in my notepad and then cut/paste into here (so I can fix my atrocious spelling first).

I'll be more attentive in the future.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

 Flinty wrote:
The best bit for me of the big Narnia films is how utterly crap Peter is with the sword to become with. He gets handed a sword to be the big hero but has no real idea what to do with it

And why should he, after all.

I thought all proper English children were taught fencing...

The would be even worse. All the movements would be wrong. He would have to unlearn so much.

OFF TOPIC: Speaking of proper English things... this can't actually be true can it?

This really doesn't anger you folks, does it?

Non-wargaming image removed - off-site hosting is fine, but please do NOT attach non-wargaming images directly to your posts via our attachment system.

How angry does it make you when we take fast food and make it slowly and badly?

BACK ON TOPIC: I'm disappointed we didn't get all the Narnia movies done with a decent budget.

I am amazed that no one ever cashed in and made a Narnia Holiday Special.

Having said that, there is in reality a British Standard for making tea, so certain reactionary types might get very angry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

 Flinty wrote:
How angry does it make you when we take fast food and make it slowly and badly?

Not as angry when I have to decipher the can vs the bin, when I'm told to throw something away.


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 Flinty wrote:
Having said that, there is in reality a British Standard for making tea, so certain reactionary types might get very angry.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

Of course, Ireland complained about it.

Only the... before I anger you fine folks anymore... do you prefer British or English?