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Does anyone of you gentlemen remember GW's e-christmas greeting from about five years ago. It was a black and white picture of some elderly inquisitor. The very same picture was later included in the picture compendium Inquis Extreminatus. In the compendium he was called Inquisitor Tannenberg, and the painter is (obviously) John Blanche. Anyway, on the x-mas greeting there was also some funny fluff, ending with "There is no sanity clause".

If by any chance someone of you guys still have that picture, I would be glad if you could mail it to me. Unfortunately I lost it a couple of years ago, du to the faulty batch of IBM Deskstar hard drives.

By the way, now that I am asking for stuff since years past. Would any of you also retain a copy of a hilarious piece of satirical fluff written on this very board. Some genious wrote about a dialogue between a Chaos Warlord, and his aide, or Comms Specialist, on the bridge of their Battleship. The dialogue started off after the had attacked some rich convoy or some such, and the aide stated that some ships of Blood Angels wer incoming. At this the Warlord claimed that they could get stuffed, cause they weren't getting any of the spoils anyway. Politely the aide pointed out that despite the bloody name, the Blood Angels are in fact loyalists, oh and by the way, there are some incoming ships from the Emperor's Children as well. Crap! So the loyalists are getting even more reinforcements...

I cannot quite remember it, so I might have gotten it way wrong, but I guess that those of you that remember it get the picture.
Cheers!