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2008/01/24 22:06:01
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Huge Bone Giant
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Any thoughts?
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2008/01/24 22:07:36
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Black Templar Recruit Undergoing Surgeries
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Chow Mein...
Yep, that's what I've been told BT taste like...
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2008/01/24 22:13:58
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Ask a kroot.
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2008/01/24 22:23:41
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Pulsating Possessed Space Marine of Slaanesh
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Having voted, I would like to say that once, a long time ago, a young Dracon in my kabal once tried to dine on a gaunt. His whole schtick was trying of all the delicacies the 'verse had to offer. Before going stark raving mad, he blabbed something about 'nids tasting like something out of a garbage disposal that had been sitting for three weeks.
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2008/01/25 14:07:04
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Omnipotent Lord of Change
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I thought it was pretty clear that Kroot taste like chicken (duh), though I would guess that Tau taste like flounder or cod or some other generic fish meats. Don't call 'em "fish faces" for nothing!
I voted for Eldar tasting like turkey, by the by
- Salvage
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2008/01/25 15:09:00
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Asmodeus wrote:Having voted, I would like to say that once, a long time ago, a young Dracon in my kabal once tried to dine on a gaunt. His whole schtick was trying of all the delicacies the 'verse had to offer. Before going stark raving mad, he blabbed something about 'nids tasting like something out of a garbage disposal that had been sitting for three weeks.
You stay away.
[/willys]
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2008/01/25 19:22:42
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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tau taste like shark very flaky and they need to be cooked just right ask my guardsman
88th BAR B Q shack the best tau this side of the NJ
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back
New army:
Orks and goblins
Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2008/01/25 19:35:13
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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skullspliter888 wrote:tau taste like shark very flaky and they need to be cooked just right ask my guardsman
88th BAR B Q shack the best tau this side of the NJ
Its true, i tried to copy it but my burnas either get carried away or the "food" tastes suspiciously like promethium.
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2008/02/23 15:04:55
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Been Around the Block
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Throw another ethereal on the Barbie with a nice side of kroot fried rice.
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2008/02/24 19:36:07
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Regular Dakkanaut
The Dirty Dirty Boulevard, Hollywood
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Eldar ar strong, thin, sinewy, and probably have all the texture and flavor of an overcooked Joshua tree.
Tau are evolved from little blue-skinned herd grazers. I say they taste like beef or lamb. Tallarns are fond of Tau shawarma whenever the commissar's not looking.
Humans taste like pork...or, uh, so I've heard.
Lobster are the cockroaches of the sea. They are delicious. Nids are the roaches of the milky way. Draw your own conclusions.
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In the grim darkness of the far future all women wear latex cat suits and all men wear dresses.
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2008/02/25 19:29:11
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Fresh-Faced New User
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So are the 'Nids going to end up nibbling on each other?
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I dunno... I imagined the sept guarding the Perdus rift would wear the same black armour as Ulthwe eldar. Maybe being in close proximity to the warp makes you emo.
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2008/02/25 23:17:05
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Been Around the Block
West Virginia
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They already do. There are accounts of Nid fleets fighting one another to see which one had the best bio-organisms. The Tyranid as a whole win because in the end they get the strongest "models" and all the biomass is absorbed.
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2008/02/26 19:12:50
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Regular Dakkanaut
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well, space marines taste like chicken cause they are beakie
tau are salmon flavored
orks taste like...well..mushrooms
guard taste like pork, they are bred for slaughter
elder taste like turkey, light and dark meat
chaos varies in taste, tzeentch is a bit like stale bread, khornate things tend to be undercooked and taste like steak, slannesh is so good in cannot be described by words but the eater soon goes mad after eating, and nurgle....ugh...
necrons are like eating tin foil. gross.
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SM- Lets roll to see who goes first
Nob- Urgh...ok, I got a 6
SM- Oops, looks like I got an 8, so I go first
Nob- You got a 8 on a 6 sided die?
SM- Um, yep.
Nob- Space marines.....
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2008/03/11 00:52:54
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
Dracula's Moon Base
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Tau have hooves, and therefore taste just like cow, I would know.
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2008/03/11 06:42:09
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Stern Iron Priest with Thrall Bodyguard
The drinking halls of Fenris or South London as its sometimes called
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Actually Everything tastes Like Chicken
well everything apart from My Sw who ctually taste of Beer and Kibbles/pedigree Chum
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R.I.P Amy Winehouse
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2008/03/11 15:32:12
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Crazed Witch Elf
Albuquerque, NM
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"Nothin brings out the flavor of a steak like Ketchup"
Everything tastes like chicken. True story.
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Imperial Guard
40k - 6-12-0
City Fight - 0-0-0
Planetstrike - 0-0-1
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2008/04/02 18:16:27
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Stalwart Skittari
Wit' dem umies in da good battle
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...nids are vegies!
they eat whole planets right... and the plants!!!
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Dem GOrk E' Da MOrk are Du Bezt |
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2008/04/02 21:17:20
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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Wow being a Tau player this thread is hilarious for me. And I would agree that we taste like shark...which tastes like chicken
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
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2008/04/04 00:53:36
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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GuyWithHorns wrote:Tau have hooves, and therefore taste just like cow, I would know.
Yeah, but Tau don't have cloven hooves, right? Going by that they're more likely to taste like horse.
My first thought was that they taste like toothpaste, because of the color. When I realized it was totally irrational to think than a fictional alien creature tasted like toothpaste, I figured that if they are warm-blooded, they probably taste similar to other red meats.
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2008/04/04 01:17:27
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Huge Bone Giant
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/cheer
I almost want to add an extra spicy selection.
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2008/04/04 04:45:53
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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Tau now come in 3 new flavors...lemon pepper, brazed, and for the more adventurous, Habanero surprise!!
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
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2008/04/08 00:46:11
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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i can vouce for the habanero...
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Guard- 2500pts
Dark Angels- 1750pts
Orks- 1750pts
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a good soldier obeys without question, a good officer commands without doubt
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2008/04/08 04:28:05
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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as can I I love anything spicy...even if it is my own race
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
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2008/04/20 19:42:25
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Black Templar Servitor Dragging Masonry
Somewhere
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@ GuyWithHorns - Yeah, I think so too. Tau are just futuristic blue space burgers. XD
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As we say to everyone else: "SHE'S A WITCH!!" *aherm* I mean, "Suffer not the Witch to Live." |
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2008/04/21 02:14:23
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant
Ontario
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necrons are like eating tin foil. gross
Eh, tin foil isn't that bad, just gets stuck in the teeth an awful lot... and cuts up your gums somethign awful.
As to how I know, I ate three Hershy kisses without realising they weren't unwrapped.... Damn CoD 4....
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2008/04/22 15:57:01
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Tau taste like fish unless they are deployed in a fish of fury in which case they taste of cheese.
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2008/04/22 16:41:11
Subject: Re:Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Voracious Kroothound
derby uk
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they taste of plastic... i just tried one
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rawr... and stuff |
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2008/04/23 05:19:44
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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sleazy wrote:Tau taste like fish unless they are deployed in a fish of fury in which case they taste of cheese.
Hmmm, guess my Tau taste like cheese then But seriously though I play an entirely mounted force and have lost several games. If you know what your doing the Tau can be easily beaten. By no means are the Tau cheesy. Except in an Apocalypse match. Can you say 10 Hammerheads
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
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2008/04/25 18:12:19
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Regular Dakkanaut
The Dirty Dirty Boulevard, Hollywood
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But in 5th edition they'll taste like nerf.
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In the grim darkness of the far future all women wear latex cat suits and all men wear dresses.
-Kid Kyoto |
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2008/04/25 19:27:21
Subject: Tyranid thoughts : "Do Tau taste like chicken?"
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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*sighs* what are they going to do to my Tau in 5th ed.?
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