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THis is all from memory so it may be a bit off.)
Army Brumgert Da Mad
1 mega arm Boss Brumgert Da Mad
Big Mek Pong Joint Buster

10 Nobs in truck Da Ladz
10 Burna Boyz Pong Clean up Krew

12 Truckers Diggs Slashers
12 truckers Oologs Kurb Stompaz
12 Truckers Micks Down un outers

3 Kanz Little stompas
Deff Dread Oink
Deff Dread Boink

Enomee! (guess here so I may be corrected)

Inquisitor with ret including a Plasma Cannon and Heavy bolter
10 Grey knight Termies in a Land raider
A full squad of Grey nights
2 min squads of Storm troopers in rhinos
1 Dread


Brumgert stood on top of his custom truck and allowed the wind to slap his face. He smiled as he glanced at his boyz around him driving across the red sand of this planet. Looking back he does frown a bit as he sees his mek Joint Buster kicking one of his kanz on the back of his transport wagon. Brumgert grabs his skwuak stick and yells “Joint Buster, what da Gork youz doin back der?” He puts the thing to his remaining ear and hears “Dis zoggin ting needs some new bitz!” Brumgert thinks for a long moment and then yells to his driver “Krump head towards them der smoken stacks off too dat side. My edds itchin and I dink ders a fight over der.”

So off the lads go towards the smoke stacks little do they know (or care)that their movements were being watched with concern. Up on an ash covered ridge their movements are watched by a black and red armored storm trooper. He puts his monaculers in his pouch and pulls out a com link “inquisitor the xenos are on their way just as you said. We are moving into position upon your command.” The red and black Rhino races towards the ambush sight hidden behind the large ridges that dot the land scape.

The Orks crest a small hill and see a massive shiny tank in a valley and Brumgert grins “yup dat will do.” Then he yells into his Skwuack stick “you Joint Buster get your kanz und dreads ready weez gots us some bitz doners across dat der hill.” Also arrayed against the orks are two red and black rhinos on the left flank accompanied by a dreadnought. In front of the Land Raider is a large ten man unit of Grey knight terminators. The right flanks has an Inquisiter with a small retinue and on the far right flank sat a full unit of Grey Nights.

Brumgert arrays his small war band with as much orky care as possible. His truck with Da Ladz parked behind a low ridge with Diggs truck on the right. In the middle he put the Kanz with Oink on the left of them and Boink on the right to form a nice little wall for Joint and Pongs clean up Krew with their damn burnas (freaken lazy orks never do a lick of fighten but deny them some loot and all of asunden “WOOSH” there goes a mob of perfectly good boyz). On the left behind the dreads and some pipes (trees) are Oolog and Micks truckers.

Brumgert looks over at Joint and yells “hey have your kanz fire a warning shot” The kanz open up on the Inquisiters retinue. The Inquisiter does not move but the others duck as bullets and a rocket land around them. One of the poor scribes eats a bullet in the chest and then there is silence for a brief moment. Brumbert raises his huge power klaw and lets it drop. The whole army moves forward, Micks boyz flip out a little and charge into a buch of pipes in between one of the ummie transports and a frinkin huge umie Dread. The dreads and kanz move forwards with the Krew and Joint moving behind them with his Kustom Forcefield. Oolong and digs move right up in front of the Umie Termmantors (or what ever umies call those bums) and Brumgert pulls up behind them waiting for his chance.

The umies decide that his is going to be a real fight and fire back. They first take some shots at the Kanz and that bloody Kan Joints was fixen stops dead in its tracks (I am so killing that Grot driver). The Ummie transport on the far left pulls up into the pipe forest and five umies pop out looking all serious like and the Dread walks into the pipes on the other side. The umies open up on the truck shaking it up real good and blowin off its Rockit. As the boyz pile out the dread opens up with a green flamer that scortches a couple of his boyz (Mick is lookin a little crazed with foam and all coming out of his mouth). The other Umie transports driver seemed to loose his mind and sped right in front of the kanz. Then five more umies jumped out of the second transport and fire on the kanz but the shield takes the brunt of the shots. Both digs and Oologs trucks get popped by the beakies and the funny guys on the hill. A couple of Oologs boyz bite it too from fire from the termies.

Seeing that the time was right Bromgurt’s truck pulls up in front of the large mob of beakies on the left and unloads the lads. With a frightening WAAAGH Diggs and Oologs boyz rush into the termmantors and krumps a few but take a fair number of losses. Oolog sees all his boyz krumpted and high tails it out of there. Da Lads and Brumgert charge into the beakies and wipe them out to a man but loost a fair number . At the same time Mick charges the dread for Gorks sake and amazingly enouph rips the things leg off and beats it into scrap (I need to watch that lad he is getting too big for his slugga). The Kanx charge the 5 crazy umies and wipes them out. Boink walks up towards the scrum with the termies, while oink goes into the tree pipes on the left.

The funny umies on the hill see that things are not going well and try to climb down unsucessfuly. The giant tank moved up in front of the Ladz and Brumgert and opens up on um killing all of them except his pal lefty. On the far left the five umies shoot at Mick and end up killing one of themselves which was realy funny. Diggs finishes off the termies but has only a few boyz left and they get ready for the funny ummies.

Seeing most of his Nobs go down to the big shiny tank Brumgert, lefty, and oink come charging into it and rip it into scrap. The kanz tear the ummies transport to pieces at the same time. Mick charges into the remaining ummies on the far left and wipes um out. Diggs along with his few remianing boyz charge the funny humans and puts them too running. At this point that is pretty much the fight. Pong and his ladz get there just in time to loot the tank for scrap. All in all a pretty good fight, I sure hope that funny looking Umie has some boyz we could use another shiny tank.