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**covenant84**

Suggestion, seeing if it will work.

Each day someone should put up just one quote, so we get one quote per day. They should be serious yet funny. To start:

There are three kinds of people who should be shot, facists, racists, and people who write lists of people who should be shot.
(Bansky - Wall and Peace)

**scragglefoot**

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)

Scragglefoot

**akira5665**

"It's Clobberin' time!"-The Thing(Fantastic 4)

**1hadhq**

Another Day,another try. Just remember shoot or die. (Turrican)

**Squig_herder**

"no man chooses evil because it is evil, he mistakes it for happiness"
Julius Cesar

**Frazzled**

"As always Caesar, you're word shall be law."
"Keep my legions intact Antony. They make the law legal."

Julius Caesar

**Squig_herder**

"i only fear myself as there is one more evil and unknow to me than me"
Sasha (Squig_herder)

**MagickalMemories**

Well, since we are clearly doing more than one a day:

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

**syr8766**

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Ben Franklin

**Phoenix**

"God save me from all the hidious people hell bent on doing things for my own good" Johnathan Barret.

**Jin**

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" ~ the late George Carlin

**Phoenix**

"Never under estimate the power of people with a lot of free time on their hands" -unknown

**MagickalMemories**

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
-A T-shirt I own

Eric

**Phoenix**

“Genius has limits but stupidity is boundless”

**Khestra the Unbeheld**

"For men are not equal; thus speaks justice." - Nietzsche

**Frazzled**

"There's no justice. There's Just Us."
Homicide

**reds8n**

some comic I saw the other week wrote:I like to go down to the school playground and watch all the children jump up and down and run around, yelling and screaming...

Of course, they don't know I'm using blanks...

and a personal favourite :

Women are like a meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken: Once you've finished with the legs and breast, you've got a greasy box to put your bone in...

**Kilkrazy**

"I don't care what anyone says, war is humbug. It is just put out to see how much suffering the privates can bear, I guess."

**MagickalMemories**

jfrazell wrote:"There's no justice. There's Just Us."
Homicide

That line is even older.
The first time *I* heard it was in a song called "White Lines" in the 1980's.
I want to say it was a Grandmaster Flash song, but I could be wrong on that account.

Eric

**Radishjack**

'When they finally discover the centre of the universe, a lot of people are going to be surprised to find they are not in it' - Anon.

**Aristotle**

'No poor bastard ever won a war for dying for his country, he made the other poor bastard die for his'-General Patton

**Phoenix**

MagickalMemories wrote:
jfrazell wrote:"There's no justice. There's Just Us."
Homicide

That line is even older.
The first time *I* heard it was in a song called "White Lines" in the 1980's.
I want to say it was a Grandmaster Flash song, but I could be wrong on that account.

I don't, off hand, remember that line, but "White Lines" was in fact a Grandmaster Flash song.

Lyrics here http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/White-Lines-Don't-Don't-Do-It-lyrics-Grandmaster-Flash/66CF1B7BE647CB5F48256D8A002F62FA

**MagickalMemories**

Phoenix wrote:
MagickalMemories wrote:
jfrazell wrote:"There's no justice. There's Just Us."
Homicide

That line is even older.
The first time *I* heard it was in a song called "White Lines" in the 1980's.
I want to say it was a Grandmaster Flash song, but I could be wrong on that account.

I don't, off hand, remember that line, but "White Lines" was in fact a Grandmaster Flash song.

Lyrics here http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/White-Lines-Don't-Don't-Do-It-lyrics-Grandmaster-Flash/66CF1B7BE647CB5F48256D8A002F62FA

The version I had on an album had lyrics that aren't in the link (thanks for it, though... Memories...)
My album had the line in there (at least once) right before one of the "White lines, pigeon trees of passion" lines.

Not that it's really important or anything. Your post just brought up memories and made me want to discuss it.

Now, to keep this on topic:

"I'm SO much cooler than your kids dad."
-Another of my t-shirts

Eric

**Phoenix**

"Objects in the mirror may be dumber than they appear" -Bumper Sticker

**dr vompire**

woman to Winston Churchill: You're drunk!

Churchill back: I may be drunk but in the morning I will be sober, while you shall still be ugly.

(probably a misquote but you get the main point)

**IntoTheRain**

Woman: Mr. President, I bet my friend I could get you to say more than 2 words tonight.

Calvin Coolidge: You lose.