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The Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-Banks Theory of Interhuman Interaction.

Take, for example, Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-Banks. Closely related to Fat-Guy-Who-Gets-Two-Cheques-Every-Week. Now these guys want sex. They want a woman. They want some tits and ass. But you know what. If you want a woman, you need to get a fething job. You don't just get a job in a fething bank, "Is this good enough, mom?" and then sit at home and eat chips.

Then you've got the Fat-Guy-Who-Works-for-the-Government. Maybe he's a bit smarter or maybe his mom was a bit more of a 'motivator' than the Fat-Guy-Who-Works-in-Banks'. Or heck, maybe he used to BE a Fat-Guy-Who-Works-in-Banks but he was a Fat-Guy-Who-Works-in-Banks for SO LONG, eating SO MANY chips that he got to be a Fat-Guy-Who-Works-in-the-Government.

But you know what. There are only so many people in the world. And maybe we NEED Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-Banks. And it is a pretty good bet we NEED Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-the-Government, or at least a few. They are put to better use than being Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-Banks.

But you know what? I don't like Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-Banks. And I don't like Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-the-Government. But you know what? I like guys who get a fething job. And I don't care where they get it. And I don't even care how fat they are. Heck, I don't even care if they get it in a bank. And if they REALLY want to get a fething job. PLEASE get it in the government. Dude, if you want to get a fething job you can go get a job in my government and go home and watch T.V. and eat your chips and get all the tits and ass you ever wanted. But you know what? I will always hate Fat-Guys-Who-Work-in-Banks.

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And that, my friends, is why it is called being a fething pussy. Note that this does not mean we are going to get attacked by China any time soon. But you never know.

man what

is it funny?

Consider it my tribute to the late George Carlin. Only maybe a little meaner/ amateur.

You know what? This might actually not be cool for dakka. If you guys to take it down, go ahead. I just wanted to see if I could get a reaction. I know this is a PG/ good company site, an environment I presumably try and contribute to.

I feel like alcohol may have played a part in this post.

If not it should have?

I have never seen a fat guy working in a bank, FYI. It interferes with golf. I'd talk more but I have to go for an early tee time.

I think he means the fat guy who is the teller at the bank, not the bank manager. Bank managers play golf. Bank tellers are a step above asking "Would you like fries with that."

But yet have to wear better clothes. My first job in banking...

Taco, are you SURE you're not down here in Florida?