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Right, in an effort to help with a lighter mood, following dicussion about Nazi's, Politics and Crisps (always the Crisps...a pox on them!) I need some help.

This year, my brother turns 30. He is going to be officially *well old*. And he is coming down to see me.

How to celebrate? We are near enough to London, but that wastes valuable drinking time, and the Trains back stop stupidly early. A meal will be involved, possibly a Curry, possibly a Chinese, definitely nothing poncey though....

Suggestions?

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30 is considered old in London?

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London? There is more to the UK than London you know. Silly Yanks :p

And not for him anymore. If you are familiar with Bill Bailey, he looks like a tall, skinny, Scottish Bill Bailey. Same hairline, same gormless look. At least, when he's not beating you up.


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I'm sure you will end up in Shropshire with no pants, like always.

   
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You never know. Poor sod has booked into a Hotel. Wonder if I can send an agent to secrete naughty things in there.

That;d be good for a laugh.

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Get him on a bunch of mailing lists for samples of adult incontinence products. I did that to my brother and he hasn't spoken to me in fifteen years. (Of course, in my case, that the my objective.... I'm so evil!!!) And get the hell out of London, it sucks!

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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:London? There is more to the UK than London you know. Silly Yanks :p


I specified London because you specified that was where you were going to take this decrepit, aged person.

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Might get him a bunch of Brochures for Mobility Scooters....

And of course, to rub in that he is going Baldyslaphead, perhaps some literature on Folicle Transplants.

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Get him some Viagra.

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One word:

Strippers.

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British strippers? Ewwwww.

   
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MagickalMemories wrote:One word:

Strippers.


Yah, its hard to go wrong with strippers. The risk vs reward ratio is fairly low. The risk vs reward ratio is a lot higher with hookers though so you might want to skip them.

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40 seems old to me, and then when I turn 40 I'll say that 50 seems old.

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warpcrafter wrote: And get the hell out of London, it sucks!


As an inhabitant of London Town myself, I fear I must leap to the defence of my beleaguered and beloved city. May I enquire as to how long you have spent in London, and where you have travelled there? Have you walked down the Southbank in the summer time, drinking in the culture all around? Have you felt the warm internal glow as you ride a bus across Waterloo Bridge at sunrise, travelling home to a beckoning bed? Have you perambulated down the vibrant high streets of Brixton, Peckham or Tooting? Have you bought a toy robot and an oil painting of the sea in a beautifully gilded frame you plucked from a pile of junk on Deptford Market? Have you seen the style and panache of the inhabitants of Shoreditch? Have you eaten at a restaurant with a thinly veiled drug metaphor as it's monicker? Have you stayed up all night at the party of your life on New Years and taken the train to the Tate?

I would postulate good sir, that you have not, and have therefore no mandate to judge my city by such shallow means. It's not all stuffed bears in police helmets and tacky tourist attractions you know. London is quite possibly the greatest city on earth, and to judge it without immersing yourself in experiences such as these, that I have had the pleasure of enjoying in my two years here, would be akin to me assuming that America is no more than the Statue of Liberty, cheeseburgers and obesity.


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London also smells funny.

Camden is alright though, if you can ignore the Camden Caner's and their sad attempts to stay in the media spotlight.

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