CSM Players: What if Kharn the Betrayer...

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**groz**

...betrayed you?

Discuss.

**BloodofOrks**

I would be like dude... not cool. And I would be surprised. He knows better then that.

**warsmith pyrus**

i'd be all dead cause well he's pretty mental and would probably eat me,then betray me

**Xav**

i would bring out abaddon and make him put kharn in his place!

**1hadhq**

I would imprison him and have him to look at 24 hours a day / 365 days a year ..... tv-commercials..

**Dreadwinter**

I would most likely be dead.

**Orkeosaurus**

I would post this fact on my Facebook.
And take him off my friends list.

(Then I would call him up and hope he takes me back. Because I <3 him. Fraternally.)

**Railguns**

He's actually a pretty nice guy to be around.

**sexiest_hero**

I'd bust him on Jerry Springer.
Then I'd tell him I still love him and we can work it out, We just need some Marrage counsiling.

**Orkeosaurus**

I would bring him on Maury, and see if he's the father of my baby.
I would cry in front of the camera, while Kharn swears and calls me a whore.
Then I would come on stage and tell my sob story to Maury. When Kharn comes on to the stage everyone will boo him, and he will call me a whore, and I will ineffectually try to hit him.
Then Maury will reveal that Kharn is not the father, and that I am actually a lying whore who probably did sleep with twenty other people.
Kharn will do a somersault, and the crowd will just kind of be quiet when they realize they're all stupid as hell.

**Xav**

Orkeosaurus wrote:I would bring him on Maury, and see if he's the father of my baby.
I would cry in front of the camera, while Kharn swears and calls me a whore.
Then I would come on stage and tell my sob story to Maury. When Kharn comes on to the stage everyone will boo him, and he will call me a whore, and I will ineffectually try to hit him.
Then Maury will reveal that Kharn is not the father, and that I am actually a lying whore who probably did sleep with twenty other people.
Kharn will do a somersault, and the crowd will just kind of be quiet when they realize they're all stupid as hell.

I can just imagine it now, i can also imagine the same thing but with a champion of slaanesh and a champion of khorne.

melted cheese........yum!

**warpcrafter**

I would be a little miffed that my soul went to Khorne and not Nurgle, but I would have the satisfaction of knowing that Khorne is sitting on his skull throne, wrinkling his nose in disgust and saying "What's that smell?" at least twice a day.

**Tacobake**

After my Jugger stomped him down a few times I would hang him up on my wall as a trophy and a warning.

And then I would probably go out for tea. With cucumber sandwhiches.

**Typeline**

I would actually expect that kind of behavior from him. It's so like him; it's in his name.

**KingCracker**

*Kharn at a job interview*

"Sooooo Mr. Kharn your resume looks promising but uh... one little thing here, whats this "betrayer" thing all abo...
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! BURN!MAIM!KILL!!!!
*numerous chopping sounds*

anywho uhm me personally obviously id be headless, and burning, and dead. BUT as my Chapter Master, he'd be at the end of one big ass hammer sandwhich

**Railguns**

He does have a reputation as a team-killing f$&^-tard.

**Orkeosaurus**

Me and Kharn were playing Starcraft last Thursday.

He put a bunch of siege tanks in my base to protect it...
and he backstabbed me! WTF! Now I have that game counted as a loss!

Seriously, I'm pissed at that guy now.

**Tacobake**

*STOMP STOMP STOMP*

**Cheese Elemental**

I'd call Gav Thorpe to re-write the codex again and wipe him out of it.

**Xav**

Cheese Elemental wrote:I'd call Gav Thorpe to re-write the codex again and wipe him out of it.

And tell him to make it good this time!

Yum

melted cheese yuuuummm.

**groz**

Kharn used to be in my guild, T3h_Ru1n0u5!!one.

When I was in running low level instances to gear up my Hunter, he used to bring out his alt priest. We would be in the middle of a boss fight and WTF, next thing I know my pet is dead!

I was like Kharn, stop DPS'ing and heal my pet. He was like "whatever" and went AFK. We wiped and our tank dropped. What a tool Kharn is.

**Orkeosaurus**

Okay, so the other day I was praying with some of my disciples in the garden of Gethsemane, and the Romans just come up and arrest me!

I was like, "what the hell, how did you I would be here?", and they were like "Kharn betrayed you for 30 pieces of silver."

Then I got crucified.

WTF Kharn!
I had to stay in a cave for 3 days!

Not to mention the time he and the rest of the senate stabbed me when I refused to give up the power of dictator.

**sexiest_hero**

I came home from work early one afternoon, and Kharn wasn't answering the phone. So I rush home to see if he is ok, and low and beholdt here he is in our bed with some other berzerker. Needless to say, Kharn gave a good sob story in court, so he got the house and kids, and I have to pay him child support. And all I got was "The Betrayer" as a last name.

Oh and I can only afford to live in my rhino/mobil home.

**Kroeger**

Railguns wrote:He does have a reputation as a team-killing f$&^-tard.

Sigged!

I have always wanted to get a bumper sticker with a picture of Kharn and the words "What would Kharn do?"

**groz**

Quote from the latest PBS episode of Frontline:

"Reporters have recently uncovered that a little known ex-employee of Games Workshop, Kharn Smith did NOT earn his nickname "the Betrayer" from his proclivity to butcher friends with an axe (888 to date). Instead, the hulking ceramite-encased brute was greeted with tears and disappointment when he was found playing Warmachine!"

"When asked about this incident, Mr. Smith bellowed 'I like Cygnar, I don't really like playing bad guys. SKULL THRONE!' then caved in the reporters head in a spray of brains."

**AgeOfEgos**

**viney**

As he beat me to death with my own skull, I would scream bloody murder bloody murder! Death is in there some where to, maybe second...

**H.B.M.C.**

Well firstly I'd scream:

KKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2

And then I'd die, because he betrayed me, and that means he's about to kill me.

BYE

**groz**

Kharn promised to see High School Musical 3 with me this weekend. Of course, what do I end up sitting through? Twilight.

**Xav**

Are you the

i saw kharn cheating on me with last weekend when i went to watch twilight? You little

il

kill you!