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Shoot himself?

Failing his Stubborn Ld 9 test after shooting the....oh. Wait. That doesn't happen.

**tempted to find the "Power Hug" commisar picture**

The scene of a batterfield littered with bodies on a planet of necrophiliacs.

His own men on a long stray away from comm.... er, I mean, he didn't shoot himself... he, er, well, yeah.... he died in an ambush while we were out on patrol... yea... that's it... an ambush... patrol...

Using up all of the minutes from his phone service company.

Being in a Catachan Squad.

"Honest to the Golden Throne and back so I am. Commissar FancyPants McGee there just went utterly barmy and brained himself. Muttering something about Stub-bern and Lead-er-seep Noine or something. Hmm? This coat? I picked it up years ago back on the Googlmrakia Campaign. These stains on the collar? Well, we were not on Googlmrakia IV for the sunny beaches now were we?"

Realising he had been directing the Death Korps of Kriegs final attack without wearing anything. I think anyone would commit Hara Kiri with a rusty spoon in that situation.

I thought it was obvious. He was the last one left in his unit after repeated "pep-rallies" and he failed his leadership test after losing an assault.

Dating a NOrn Queen

Loosing his hat and getting his cape dirty, espically if it was a tea stain, there realy annoying to get out.

He had too much vodka...

He was charged by Emperors children

yani wrote:He was charged by Emperors children

That would make a Commissars head EXPLODE!, not make him shoot himself

When he runs out of guardsmen to blame for thier failure.

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Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

Actually I think seeing his force tabled by tyranids...him being the last man standing...and knowing what is about to happen.

Sly Marbo

Sly Marbo

Sly would kill the Commissar himself, then make it LOOK like a suicide.

When he's attacked and (before he can stop himself) says 'run away!'

When he's ordered to by a higher ranking Commissar.

...The dark elder captures him unless he was commissar cain....

I think this may have been mentioned before but;
He fails his morale check.
Or, he ducks when shot at (cowardice)

What would make a Commissar shoot himself, eh?

A former Imperial Navy vessel, once overrun with heretics and mutants is now quiet. Everyone is dead, all the rotten traitors and the men sent to kill them all. All but two that is. The ship lists into the planet's atmosphere, engines wrecked beyond salvation and a locked in crash course to oblivion. 10 minutes until the end. The twisted leader of the heretics muses that at least he'll have company as he burns and suffers in the atmosphere. The Commissar smiles and hurls one last insult at the rotter. He'll be burning alone, no one to hear his last words, no one to share his agony as the atmospheric friction chars his flesh slowly. The crack of a laspistol echoes, a brave warrior is enveloped by the Emperor's warming light, a traitor dies alone.

A Commissar would never shoot himself. RAW doesnt allow it.

I think its being hit by emperor's children sonic weaponry set to 'High School Musical'.

Nah, even Chaos isnt that evil.

Walking in on some followers of Slaanesh getting busy with some Tau broads.....

Deadshane1 wrote:A Commissar would never shoot himself. RAW doesnt allow it.

I see what you did thar

hmmm, well if a commissar shot someone that Nork Dedogg was protecting they may shoot themselves to get out of Nork getting his hands on them.
It says the commissar is removed. (whether by Nork or himself is not so clear)

The Jonas Bros doing a benefit concert for the boys in the imperial guard.

"And we just what to let everyone know we are wearing these purity seals to keep ourselves pure for the Emporer! BBAE-A!"

"And we just what to let everyone know we are wearing these purity seals to keep ourselves pure for the Emporer! BBAE-A!"

"Y'gotta wear the Purity Seals, or else it makes the Disney Corporation look bad! Hah-hah"

Sorry, had to reference that SP episode XD