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2009/05/13 15:57:14
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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I have noticed something on /tg/, yes it is also a newly formed meme, but I'm bringing it up for tactical discussion.
Creed's rules state any infantry or vehicle unit can be given Scout.
Flanking Demolisher Squads?!?!
Book says so. Post up your own combos for flanking vehicles/infantry!
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Creed can infiltrate anything. Even Titans. Or Orbital Defence Lasers. He scouts with bunkers
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"Didn't we just come from the west?"
"Yeah, so?"
"Well, where the feth did the trio of smoke-belching motherfething battle tanks in the west come from? There's not even anywhere to hide! This is a barren snow world!"
"I dunno. Tactical Genius?"
"CREEEEEEEEED!"
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"So, there we were, in the middle of our Craftworld, planning our next raid on those filthy Mon-Keigh. Suddenly, the western tower exploded. They had somehow managed to sneak in three of those 'Titans'."
"How did they manage to sneak three war machines the size of building complexes into the middle of a Craftworld?"
"They had a Tactical Genius on their side."
"CREEEEEEEEEED!"
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"We were just waking the Tomb World Overseer up after millennia of stasis, and were 83% through the process, when several gigantic armored vehicles burst through the pyramid walls and started spewing corrosive venom over us."
"Does not compute."
"According to our calculations, it had to be the work of a tactical geni-"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
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2009/05/13 16:18:44
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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" So there I was Becoming a Daemon prince after 10,000 years on my Daemonworld in the Eye of terror, when 3 Punishers burst out of a lake of skulls."
"How in chaos did they make it through the Eye, and hide in my skull lake without anybody noticing."
"Only a mad man could have done this, Or some kind of Tactical G-"
"CREEEEEEEEED!"
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/14 01:33:08
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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LMAO
Oh my god just seeing tanks sneaking around shrubs in my brain is making my tummy hurt from laughing. Tip toes and all
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2009/05/14 02:25:32
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Old meme is old.
Sage this.
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2009/05/14 10:19:54
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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"Well, I woz jus' finishin mi Grot an den BAM!!! I woz sittin on top ov a TANK!!!"
"Boss saids it wuz da work of..."
"WEEEEEEDDDDD"
"or sumfing like dat"
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The Lord said, "Thou Shalt Not Kill", now listen to me. F**K THAT S**T. |
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2009/05/14 10:26:52
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Paused
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2009/05/14 10:45:52
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Lol,I love the tank behined the lamp post.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/05/14 11:19:37
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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LOL creed in the shower! I demand more pics! I laughed myself sick.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/14 18:40:19
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Comissar on in the shower!!! ftw
rotfl
oh hell that is so ******* funny !!!
Aaagh that commisar is a pervert
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2009/05/15 01:26:29
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Killer Klaivex
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I'm worried that when I pour myself a bowl of cereal tomorrow, there's going to be a Hellhound hiding in the muesli.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/15 03:43:24
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm worried that when I pour myself a bowl of cereal tomorrow, there's going to be a Hellhound hiding in the muesli.
You know it will happen
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2009/05/15 12:48:11
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Killer Klaivex
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I'd like to outflank some women, if you know what I mean.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/16 04:50:25
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Proud Triarch Praetorian
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Female Warhammer players are used to getting flanked Cheese.....
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2009/05/16 05:03:32
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Killer Klaivex
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JoeyFox wrote:Cheese Elemental wrote:I'm worried that when I pour myself a bowl of cereal tomorrow, there's going to be a Hellhound hiding in the muesli.
You know it will happen
Found hellhound in cereal. Lost some perfectly good pyjamas and there's tread marks all over the kitchen.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/16 08:25:34
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Reverent Tech-Adept
The grim darkness of the far future
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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!
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2009/05/16 09:05:38
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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AWESOME!
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/16 17:44:48
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Calculating Commissar
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"Sir! Unbelievable news! The entire military force around the Eye was successfully infiltrated into it's depths!"
"What!?"
"We now control both sides of the Eye of Terror M'lord! Chaos has been utterly defeated!"
"That's impossible. The man capable of accomplishing such would have to be a Tactical Geni-"
"CREEEEEEEEEEEED!"
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2009/05/16 18:35:57
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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thekingofdinner wrote:CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!
Glad to see my shoop work making its rounds
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2009/05/17 01:41:33
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Killer Klaivex
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So what happens when Eldrad the Dick and Creeeeeed meet?
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/05/17 07:13:45
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Calculating Commissar
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So what happens when Eldrad the Dick and Creeeeeed meet?
I believe such a meeting already happened, and was the true catalyst for what is now known as "The time of Ending"
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2009/05/17 10:59:08
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Eldrad's dead. CREEEEED!!! outflanked his foot into that ass.
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And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole |
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2009/05/17 11:26:43
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Skink Chief with Poisoned Javelins
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Yeah, but he moved his ass before the first turn but after deployment. So HAH!
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One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie
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2009/05/17 15:29:05
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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2nd Lieutenant
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epic thread.
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*Ex Username: Gutteridge*
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2009/05/17 17:27:57
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Calculating Commissar
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*In a rebel command bunker somewhere* "We almost have the Imperium's forces beaten. Advisor! Bring me my Amasec! I wish to celebrate!" "Here you are sir. Though I'm afraid there's one thing you didn't realize about the Imperium." "What would that be?" "We have a Tactical Genius!" *The advisor transforms into a baneblade* "CREEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/17 21:13:05
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2009/05/19 01:44:12
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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*In space, orbiting the tau home world*
"Etheral sir, we are about to land on T.."*FREEM*
"What was that?"
"That was a Beam from a Imperium Orbital Defence Laser!"
"How the hell did the imperium get one on our home world... they don't even have any troops within 100 light years from here!"
"It must had took a Tactical Geni..."
"CREEEEEEEEEEED!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/05/19 01:46:27
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2009/05/19 02:45:21
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Now I have the sad image of a bunch of Grey Knight terminators sneaking into the Fzorgle princes command tent wearing G-strings and a feather boa to hide the incinerators.
Woosh! Woosh!
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2009/05/25 06:37:31
Subject: Re:CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Calculating Commissar
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Now I have the sad image of a bunch of Grey Knight terminators sneaking into the Fzorgle princes command tent wearing G-strings and a feather boa to hide the incinerators.
Woosh! Woosh!
"Why hello there ladies, what can I do for y-OH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE!? WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THI-"
"CREEEEEEEED!"
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2009/05/27 02:44:50
Subject: CREEEEEEEEDDDDD
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Hoary Long Fang with Lascannon
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Deep within Warmaster Horus's battle barge....
Horus: Now to watch my pitiful father's final moments from this hereticially comfy coutch.
*Kabooom* Sanguinatius enters the warmasters rec room.
Sanguinatius: This ends now Horus!
Horus: What the Feth! How the heck did you get in here? Seriously I'm in the middle of a ginormous warfleet!?!
Sanguinatius: I forsee the birth of a tactical genius!
Horus: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
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