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2009/06/01 14:10:17
Subject: Best last words.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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So, basically just post the funniest last words you could think of:
Mine would be:
- Ha, that sniper couldn't hit a Squiggoth at this distance!
(consequently before being shot right between the eyes)
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Look at the size of 'em!
Imperial Guard - painter, modeller. |
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2009/06/01 14:24:50
Subject: Best last words.
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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Plasma guns overheating? never heard of it mate.
Has anybody ever told you you look just like Abbaddon the despoiler?
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2009/06/01 14:26:47
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Don't worry guys, the explosion radius on the land raider cant be THAT big!
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Look at the size of 'em!
Imperial Guard - painter, modeller. |
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2009/06/01 15:16:02
Subject: Best last words.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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I am sure after devouring our armoured division that those Tyranids won't be at all hungry.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/06/01 15:31:37
Subject: Best last words.
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Huge Hierodule
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"Die, my dear chaps? that is the last thing we shall do."
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2009/06/01 15:43:07
Subject: Best last words.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"Ok men,we are going to get out of the trench and walk real slow in....in....um....that general direction and we will be the heros of the imperium for our heroic victory.This high command a sures me,now over the top chaps for victory!!!!!"
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/06/01 15:51:04
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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"Ha, those chaos dopes spelled surrender with only one R.."
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/01 15:54:34
Subject: Best last words.
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Rampaging Carnifex
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"Whats that little pink thing with teeth that ork is throwing at us?"
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Armies I play:
-5000 pts
-2500 pts
Mechanicus -1850 pts |
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2009/06/01 16:32:26
Subject: Best last words.
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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"Getting on a bit now aren't you Marneus?"
"Got laid yet Marneus?"
"Bit short for a space marine aren't you Marneus?"
"I'll tell you where you can stick those fists Marneus."
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2009/06/01 16:35:22
Subject: Best last words.
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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"Let me rest, there couldn't possibly be anyone else around!"
"I don't like the look of this valley. Looks like the perfect place for an ambush"
"Look, a grenade without a pin!"
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2009/06/01 16:58:49
Subject: Best last words.
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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"Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking. Prepare for warp jump; Piraeus to Crows World ETA 12 hours. Fire Hawks ho! the Emperor protects!"
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2009/06/01 19:22:48
Subject: Best last words.
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[DCM]
The Main Man
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Smashotron wrote:"Attention on deck, this is your Captain speaking. Prepare for warp jump; Piraeus to Crows World ETA 12 hours. Fire Hawks ho! the Emperor protects!"
Hahaha....that one was pretty good!
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2009/06/01 19:49:43
Subject: Best last words.
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Nasty Nob
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"Trooper Durr-Dur Durrr throw your Demo Charge!"
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/06/01 19:54:36
Subject: Best last words.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Come on, nothing's THAT big.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/06/01 20:05:40
Subject: Best last words.
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Sinewy Scourge
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"Watch out for that Land R*"
"What Land R*"
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2009/06/01 20:09:08
Subject: Best last words.
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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'Look, it's only an Ork. According to page 64, all we need to do is shoot the Warboss in the face. What could possibly go wrong?'
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2009/06/01 20:12:09
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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"Hello! .. so you're "Tyranids" are you ? we're the Squats. It's very nice to mee...."
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
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2009/06/01 20:15:17
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Hammerhead? I'm sitting in a leman ing Russ MAIN BATTLE TANK. What do I have to fear from a fish? Besides we're hundreds of miles from the ocean. This guy on the comlink's an idiot worrying about a fish 1,000 miles from the coast...
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/06/01 20:24:54
Subject: Best last words.
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
Under the Himalaiyan mountains
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So, how do you drive a bike? Cause, I don't know which is goooooooo.....*boom*(hits tank)
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"I.. I know my time has come" Tethesis said with a gasp, a torrent of blood flowing from his lips.
"No! Hang on brother!!" Altharius could feel the warmth slip away from his dear sibling's hands
Tethesis's reached out his bloodied arm to Altharius's face.
"I..I have one final request"
Altharius leaned close to listen, tears welling in his once bright eyes.
"make sure th..they put my soulstone in a tank... it'll be... real fethin' cool"
"Yes, you're gonna be the most fethin' cool tank!!" burning hot tears streaked down Altharius's face, as he held his brother's soul in his grasp.
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2009/06/01 20:39:07
Subject: Best last words.
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Nasty Nob
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Frazzled wrote:Come on, nothing's THAT big.
That's what she said.
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/06/01 20:53:14
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Tough Treekin
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Ork Warboss - "So this Sly Marbo fella, ee's gotta be weedy as ee's a oomie,"
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When you give total control to a computer, it’s only a matter of time before it pulls a Skynet on you and you’re running for your life.
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2009/06/01 20:53:59
Subject: Best last words.
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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"I drank what???" -Socrates
"Hold my beer, and y'all watch this...." unknown redneck
"There are no indians for miles, Sir" unknown scout to general custer
"for your land, for your homes, for your sweethearts, for your wives, for VIRGINIA!!!" Brigadier General Lewis A Armistead -right before his regiment charged across an open field and was wiped out.
"C'mon, how many Persians could there really be" King Leonidas
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/06/01 21:07:28
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2009/06/01 21:06:05
Subject: Best last words.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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This will be a cakewalk. We'll pin them between us and the Volga. What? Just put the Italians on the flank. Who cares about the Italians anyway. Automatically Appended Next Post: Frazzled wrote:This will be a cakewalk. We'll pin them between us and the Volga. What? Just put the Italians on the flank. Who cares about the Italians anyway.
Selected quote from How I won WWII by Paulus (non-published).
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/01 21:07:27
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/06/01 21:20:08
Subject: Best last words.
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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You do not win a war by dying for the Emperor, you win by... No wait, yes you do. Off you go then
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2009/06/01 21:24:16
Subject: Best last words.
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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"Oh great Tau lord forgive me I have forgotten to bring my communist manifesto with me."
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/02 07:46:18
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/06/01 21:33:59
Subject: Best last words.
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Nasty Nob
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From a Commissar, "Ok you Catachan scum, as the appointed voice of the Emperor I order you to charge the enemy!"
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"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms |
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2009/06/01 21:35:59
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Shas'la(s?)! Charge in the name of the greater good!
(sorry i don't know what the plural of Shas'la is)
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2009/06/01 21:44:34
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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[MOD]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Imperial Knight
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"Hi H.B.M.C., I'm John!"
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2009/06/01 21:46:06
Subject: Best last words.
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Flashy Flashgitz
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"Carnifex? What's that?"
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2009/06/01 22:20:25
Subject: Re:Best last words.
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Dakka Veteran
Las Vegas, NV, USA
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IG Sgt: "Retreat!"
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"This thread is made of so much unrefined awesome spice, the Harkonnens are coming." -Frazzled
"After all, the Space Marines need something to fight against, and it can't always be Chaos!" -Phil Kelly |
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