Ciaphas Cain VS predator alien

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**tigonesskay**

If ciaphas Cain ended up having to fight a predator alien...
I wonder how he would weasle his way out of that one...

**Hulksmash**

Jurgen would shoot it with a melta all while cain described Jurgen's musky and disturbing aroma and serious lack of personal hygiene (sp?)

**Gwar!**

And then he would make love to a Slaaneshi Daemonette

**AtraAngelis**

Cain is pimp!.... nuff said.

**Commissar Molotov**

He'd quite wisely drop his gun - Predators only hunt armed foes, eh?

**Ciaphas-Cain**

Commissar Molotov is 100% correct!

**scifi112233**

well id have to say hed duck for cover as the thing tried to kill him and jurgen would (as mentioned above) kill it and than Cain would recieve all the credit with no mention of jurgen in the stories or popular pictcasts, holomovies, and badly written books. Plus Amberley would put in some witty remarks

**Cheese Elemental**

He'd run away and then Creed would just use his Tactical Genius to make an Emperor Titan appear behind a tree.

**KingCracker**

Commissar Molotov wrote:He'd quite wisely drop his gun - Predators only hunt armed foes, eh?

Ciaphas-Cain wrote:Commissar Molotov is 100% correct!

Not totally correct. If he dropped his gun, the Predator would STILL kill the basterd. He was armed, and the Predator saw it.

**darkangels_rule**

Commissar Molotov wrote:He'd quite wisely drop his gun - Predators only hunt armed foes, eh?

or he would drop his gun and when it hit the floor it would accidentally fire blowing the preds head off and cain would say that was his plan all along and all the troops watching would buy it and worship him for single handily killing the foe and protecting there worthless lives .....or something like that...

**Gwar!**

darkangels_rule wrote:
Commissar Molotov wrote:He'd quite wisely drop his gun - Predators only hunt armed foes, eh?
or he would drop his gun and when it hit the floor it would accidentally fire blowing the preds head off and cain would say that was his plan all along and all the troops watching would buy it and worship him for single handily killing the foe and protecting there worthless lives .....or something like that...

And THEN he would have sex with a Slaaneshi Daemonete!

**tigonesskay**

lol... He would probley run and then set a cheezy trap...

**Septic**

he wold make a pipe bomb out of a toothpick and mentos mcguyver style and then predator would skin him

**Tao**

Commissar Molotov wrote:He'd quite wisely drop his gun - Predators only hunt armed foes, eh?

Yes but this is a predator Alien i.e. a predator that had a Alien burst out of its chest; which really makes it an Alien not a predator

**Nobody_Holme**

Considering that he's just been planeshifted, which isnt something that happens often in the 40k universe, Jurgen would probably not be there, ditto amberley. So he'd just kill it. Aliens and Predators fail to respect their enemies, and while flashlights are embarrasingly bad at armour penetration, still beats skin.