Ballsy IG eBay auction

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**Stu-Rat**

Okay, so it's only got a starting bid of 10 cents, but all the same... you've got to admire this guy's nerve.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Imperial-Guard-army-lists_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trkparmsZ65Q3a1Q7c66Q3a2Q7c39Q3a1Q7c240Q3a1318Q7c301Q3a1Q7c293Q3a1Q7c294Q3a50QQ_trksidZp3286Q2ec0Q2em14QQhashZitem33536c91c2QQitemZ220442956226QQptZLHQ5fDefaultDomainQ5f2QQsalenotsupported

**SagesStone**

A notebook of IG army lists that apparently never lose.....

**Cane**

I wonder if they're handwritten too.

**Hollismason**

This seems legit I am gonna bid.

**Dashofpepper**

They never lose because he hasn't ever played anyone!

**Mekboy**

I'd be tempted to bid for this just to see those lists.

**Tyras**

Page 14: Ratling Sniper Assault Force!

**SagesStone**

Page 11: Assorted IG figures found in shoebox on the morning of the game.

Notes: Opponent didn't show, this list must have a good effect on the mental condition of my opponent... Consider list in future for GT.

**Mekboy**

Page 3: Ogryn gunline.
Notes: Opponent was 7 years old. I pwned his face. I'm so baddass.

**generalgrog**

He's got hutzpah I tell ya!

**dietrich**

Reminds me of Henry Winkler's green notebook of plays in "The Waterboy" that the other coach took. Sigh.

**Brother SRM**

I like how it doesn't even say what edition the army lists are from.

For all we know these could be from the early 3rd edition codex.

**RxGhost**

Page 17: "Attempted to field two full troop choices of guard. Had to proxy infantry with models from the Zombies!!! boardgame. Setup took 2 and a half hours, opponent forfeited (was probably too scared to get shot by that many mans) before first company was on the table. This list is killer wicked rad, shortest game ever."

**Axyl**

Wow...just wow.

Page 23: "Couldn't think of any more imperial guard lists so I just brought a can of gasoline and a match and just torched down the gaming table. Opponent forfeited."

**Klueless**

Some of these responses are hilarious.
I think you kinda lined yourself up to be shot down by making that post.
Especially liked.....
Page 14: Ratling Sniper Assault Force! \
LOL!

**firebat**

Wow.
Balls indeed.

**KingCracker**

Wow, just... wow. I have a notebook FULL of bad ideas. I should just tell everyone that the are super kickass army builds that just dont loose! Mainly because halfway through, I realize, hey this list is garbage! And start anew.
Ill watch that guys sale and see if its worth it lol

**Raxmei**

The current top bid is ten cents and the auction specifies free shipping. If there are any blank pages left in the notebook that on its own would make it worth ten cents. The description states that it contains only ten different lists, so unless this is a really tiny notebook or it contains much more material than described there should be plenty of space left over.

**SagesStone**

Page 1:

IMPERIAL

GUARD

Army lists.

NOTE: Too awesome for anyone else to use but me!
For the emaproah!!

**Sidstyler**

Who actually bid on it?

**Hollismason**

YOU WILL ALL BE DESTROYED I WILL OWN THE SECRETS OF IMPERIAL GUARD

**Bookwrack**

Sidstyler wrote:Who actually bid on it?

Someone who thinks $.10 is worth a laugh.

**Old Man Ultramarine**

What would be funny, the fact that the fees could be more than the profits made from the sale of these epic documents.

**oni**

"Win every time without fail"... In 3rd edition.

What an asshat.

**ryzouken**

Someone needs to (at the risk of encouraging further shenanigans) buy the notebook and, assuming it's a legit auction that will result in your receiving the item as specified, scan the pages in for our enjoyment.

**jtw1n**

He's from Quebec which means he has to cheat at every game he plays. Thus his overwhelming success.

**Ozymandias**

He's in Quebec? Oh man, I don't want a whole notebook of French army lists.

Maybe I'll bid on it anyway and start a bidding war.

**Lorek**

jtw1n wrote:He's from Quebec which means he has to cheat at every game he plays. Thus his overwhelming success.

This sort of language has no place on Dakka. Click on the link to Rule #1 in my sig, and keep it polite.