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2009/06/28 19:24:22
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/28 19:25:33
Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning |
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2009/06/28 19:39:26
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
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When you set the table for dinner you measure so your salt and pepper shakers are in coherancy range.
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"I have traveled trough the Realm of Death and brought back novelty pencils"
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere and somewhere hearts are light,and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout but there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out. |
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2009/06/28 21:31:40
Subject: Re:you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Doc Brown
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When the idea of a church not only has blood instead of water in the baptismal font but also has candles burning at every corner and eyeless demon-cherubs flying overhead, spewing nonsense and incense over the line of sacrifices in the main aisle.
Did I ever mention the Word Bearers are awesome?
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"From the fires of Betrayal unto the blood of revenge we bring the name of Lorgar, the Bearer of the Word, the favored Son of Chaos, all praise be given to him. From those that would not heed we offer praise to those who do, that they might turn their gaze our way and gift us with the Boon of Pain, to turn the Galaxy red with the blood, and feed the hunger of the Gods."
-Excerpt from the Three Hundred and Forty-First
Book of Epistles of Lorgar
Cheese Elemental wrote:That made me think... what's a good pick-up line in the Imperium?
"Hey baby, my plasma cannon's running hot and I need to purge you in the name of the Emperor tonight." |
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2009/06/28 21:33:15
Subject: Re:you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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when you start talking about orks playing chess, and the problems of this event happening
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2009/06/28 21:44:19
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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You hate that your models have numerous packs and details, yet you labor for hours just to paint them.
You curse the person who just called you, the loud ring from the phone startled you, and made you mess up your paint job (stupid telemarketers!).
You spend more time writing down your army, than it takes to fight the battle. "I want this and that, no, wait, I want that instead".
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2009/06/28 22:11:28
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Poxed Plague Monk
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When you can't make a decision between two things, and use a dice to do it for you.
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2009/06/28 22:26:09
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
Denton Tx
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When you lay in bed at night thinking of mathammer! Or when you take sleeping pills to sleep before a game day!
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2009/06/29 02:08:48
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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When you feel it to be a requirement to yell at your parents ten or twenty times to let you finish another round at three in the morning. Did I forget to mention you were 40 and still living in their house so you could afford more models.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/06/29 02:12:18
Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning |
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2009/06/29 02:13:30
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Mounted Kroot Tracker
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You'v gonn to da conveeniunce stor to bi a coke and yoo ask da clurk how much teefs it costs
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Night Watch SM
Kroot Mercenaries W 2 - D 3 - L 1
Manchu wrote: This is simply a self-fulfilling prophecy. Everyone says, "it won't change so why should I bother to try?" and then it doesn't change so people feel validated in their bad behavior.
Nightwatch's Kroot Blog
DQ:90-S++G++M-B++I+Pw40k08#+D+A--/cWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2009/06/29 15:40:07
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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When your wife asks you which paint you'd like to use for the bedroom and you respond with, "Foundation Necron Abyss, followed by a wash of Asurmen Blue and drybrushed highlights of Enchanted..."
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What harm can it do to find out? It's a question that left bruises down the centuries, even more than "It can't hurt if I only take one" and "It's all right if you only do it standing up." Terry Pratchett, Making Money
"Can a magician kill a man by magic?" Lord Wellington asked Strange. Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. "I suppose a magician might," he admitted, "but a gentleman never could." Susanna Clarke Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
DA:70+S+G+M++B++I++Pw40k94-D+++A+++/mWD160R++T(m)DM+
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2009/06/29 16:22:28
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning |
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2009/06/29 16:38:02
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Huge Hierodule
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You know, there is already a whole thread devoted to this (If anyone is interested)
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
A: A Maniraptor |
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2009/07/01 06:25:51
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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On a Canoptek Spyder's Waiting List
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Crazy_Carnifex wrote:You know, there is already a whole thread devoted to this (If anyone is interested)
Really, Hmmmmm, what's it called didn't mean to make a copy
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Yummy, nothing like souls to get you going in the morning |
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2009/07/01 23:52:50
Subject: you know you play too much warhammer when...
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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