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Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

I was washing dishes today, and while washing a glass it actually broke while I was washing the inside.

I injured my hand slicing it to the bone. I received 12 stitches in the emergency room and my hand is now in a splint.

I never thought that washing dishes could be so dangerous...just seemed funny to me unil I realised what REALLY happened....


The only explanation that I can come up with for why this happened is that a fellow local gamer mustve cast a chaos hex on me.

There is a local tournament this weekend for store credit and I've realised that some other player must be responsible for my 'bad luck' in the hopes that I would be injured enough to have to pass on this weekends tournament.

I've vowed to be off of my meds by this weekend to maintain a clear head for the tournament so that in the Emporer's name I may smite the foul witch responsible for this despicable act of cruelty on my person. My sisters will exact burning vengeance in HIS name. DIE foul traitor, thou shalt not prevent me from gaining my $50 store credit. I have prayed this eve and my 'sheild of faith' is ready for any further attacks.

....excuse me, its been two hours, time for more pain meds.....

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Somewhere in the unknown universe.

It sounds like you should speak to an Imperial priest. He might be able to lift the curse.

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Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard






Newcastle, OZ

I think your pain meds are perhaps a little too strong - or perhaps they have you on datura, instead of oxycodone.


I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Fixture of Dakka



Chicago, Illinois

Save some pain medication for the Tournament ; nothing beats being drunk or stoned at a tournament.


If I lose it is because I had bad luck, if you win it is because you cheated. 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Ellicott City, MD

Nice one Shane!

That reminds of of a time my wife, mother-in-law, and I were at Outback. The waiter had brought our drinks and my wife looks at her mug of beer and says, "Hey, that glass looks like it has a crack in it". And as if on cue (without anyone touching it thankfully), the mug split straight down the middle spilling her beer everywhere... No stitches, but glass is a funky beastie.

Vale,

JohnS

Deadshane1 wrote:I was washing dishes today, and while washing a glass it actually broke while I was washing the inside.

I injured my hand slicing it to the bone. I received 12 stitches in the emergency room and my hand is now in a splint.

I never thought that washing dishes could be so dangerous...just seemed funny to me unil I realised what REALLY happened....


The only explanation that I can come up with for why this happened is that a fellow local gamer mustve cast a chaos hex on me.

There is a local tournament this weekend for store credit and I've realised that some other player must be responsible for my 'bad luck' in the hopes that I would be injured enough to have to pass on this weekends tournament.

I've vowed to be off of my meds by this weekend to maintain a clear head for the tournament so that in the Emporer's name I may smite the foul witch responsible for this despicable act of cruelty on my person. My sisters will exact burning vengeance in HIS name. DIE foul traitor, thou shalt not prevent me from gaining my $50 store credit. I have prayed this eve and my 'sheild of faith' is ready for any further attacks.

....excuse me, its been two hours, time for more pain meds.....

Valete,

JohnS

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Australia

You need..........COCAIIIIINEE!

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Alaska

Purity seals. You need some, pronto. Cover all your army transport cases with them... to ward them from the witchcraft being used against you. The emperor protects.

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physcosamatic wrote:You need..........COCAIIIIINEE!


He don't like ... He don't like ... He don't like ... John Cale.

It could just be a case of the drugs not liking you so much anymore.

I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.

That is not dead which can eternal lie ...

... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
 
   
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Sslimey Sslyth






Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

1 day old wound....





and the thickness of the glass that almost killed me...


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Calgary, AB

You can catch the person easily. Just roll all of your dice with that hand. Anyone who looks queasy about it is obviously just feeling guilty about making you get so many stitches. Also, if any stitches fail while rolling batches of dice, you've caught another accomplice! Look no further than the opposite side of the table. Finally, shake hands after every game. Let them feel what they did to you.

If you find that the whole store were in on the curse - then simply win the tourney and smile at them, for their dastardly plan has failed.

(that's one wicked wound from dishwashing, by the way.)

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Christ on a Bike, you sure you went to a hospital and not a Butchers? Those stitches look like they were done by a 4 year old D:

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Oooh nice wound. Looks like my foot after i went through my car windscree, i'll try and dig up a pic of that too!

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Gwar! wrote:Christ on a Bike, you sure you went to a hospital and not a Butchers? Those stitches look like they were done by a 4 year old D:


Its done by no other than Mad Doc Grotsnik himself . Deadshane1 should be glad that no other alteration is done during the process
... or is there

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Busy somewhere, airin' out the skin jobs.

LunaHound wrote:
Gwar! wrote:Christ on a Bike, you sure you went to a hospital and not a Butchers? Those stitches look like they were done by a 4 year old D:


Its done by no other than Mad Doc Grotsnik himself . Deadshane1 should be glad that no other alteration is done during the process
... or is there


Yea, he tried to put an Iron Gob on me after the stitching...I managed to run out of the ER before he came back with a properly sized one...whew!


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Gwar! wrote:Christ on a Bike, you sure you went to a hospital and not a Butchers? Those stitches look like they were done by a 4 year old D:


It just looks bad because of the cut itself and the swelling, my GF is a nurse and I used to be an EMT...the doctor actually did a really good job...gentle and the stitches are quite even

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My foot after i did this...



Straight through the windscreen, landed on this...



Don't wanna hijack the thread, just thought it needed more gore!

Got a nice scar on my forehead and foot as a memento!

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Bring a hidden camera and start recording when you enter the store, anyone who curses or has a hissy fit. You knows it them.

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