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Any terrain containing Sly Marbo is dangerous terrain.

Sly Marbo doesn't go to ground, the ground comes to him.

Marbo doesn't need an Eldar farseer as an ally; his enemies are already doomed.

Sly Marbo's charge range isn't six inches, it's "demo."

Sly Marbo once played an objective mission just to see what it was like to not meet every victory condition on his own.

Sly Marbo bought a third edition rulebook just to play meat grinder as the attacker.

Sly Marbo was originally armed with a power weapon, but he dropped just so his enemies could feel pain.

Sly Marbo may not run during the shooting phase. He may either walk, or kill.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/266399.page

Really?

This kind of thing stopped being funny a long time ago.

Stay thirsty my friends.

Brother SRM wrote:This kind of thing stopped being funny a long time ago.

No, actually it was never funny.

It has finally become annoying enough that I find it amusing to bother people with it though.

Sly Marbo can believe it's not butter.

Yay thread lock nnnnow..... nnnnnnnow..........nnnnnnnnnnnnow.

Vindicator#9 wrote:Yay thread lock nnnnow..... nnnnnnnow..........nnnnnnnnnnnnow.

Uh, why?

Is this thread breaking a rule?

....

No but everybody so far has either facepalmed or is not amused ,besides orkeosauraus, its just old thats all no offense to you.

Vindicator#9 wrote:No but everybody so far has either facepalmed or is not amused ,besides orkeosauraus, its just old thats all no offense to you.

Eh, I thought a version using 40k rules and references was at least a little clever. I didn't just copy and paste Chuck Norris jokes and change the name. Although I suppose nobody read them either way.

THANKS for not using chuck jokes those are far worse than Marbo. Maybe use Macguyver jokes instead.

You Sir live up to your name.

Well, this didn't go so well. Perhaps this thread can still be saved.

Quick! Everyone! B!tch about GW for three pages despite the fact that you drop hundreds of dollars on their products!



There. That should do it.

Sly Marbo doesn't often drink beer, but when he does, it Dos Eques.

whocares wrote:Well, this didn't go so well. Perhaps this thread can still be saved.

Quick! Everyone! B!tch about GW for three pages despite the fact that you drop hundreds of dollars on their products!



There. That should do it.

Hardly trolling.

Everyone seems to be very offended that they didn't enjoy my topic.

I'm just giving you all something you actually enjoy talking about.


Edit: And idiots who just copy and paste old 4chan and lolcat style images as their only response think Chuck Norris jokes are too old? Really?


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Lord of battles wrote:You Sir live up to your name.

I salute you, sir, for actually typing your own relatively clever insult.

Bunker wrote:

whocares wrote:Well, this didn't go so well. Perhaps this thread can still be saved.

Quick! Everyone! B!tch about GW for three pages despite the fact that you drop hundreds of dollars on their products!



There. That should do it.

Keep trying to salvage the fail.

whocares wrote:
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Lord of battles wrote:You Sir live up to your name.

I salute you, sir, for actually typing your own relatively clever insult.

Why thank you...


Some one lock this Forum please

whocares wrote:

Vindicator#9 wrote:No but everybody so far has either facepalmed or is not amused ,besides orkeosauraus, its just old thats all no offense to you.

Eh, I thought a version using 40k rules and references was at least a little clever. I didn't just copy and paste Chuck Norris jokes and change the name. Although I suppose nobody read them either way.

No. I read them and I want that 10 seconds of my life back. Really. If I want Barrens Chat, I can log in to WoW at any time. It wasn't clever. It wasn't funny. It was just plain dumb.

Sly Marbo eats meltabombs and craps molten lead.

Please dont lead him on

Any terrain containing Sly Marbo is dangerous terrain.

I actually thought this one was pretty clever

willydstyle wrote:

Any terrain containing Sly Marbo is dangerous terrain.

I actually thought this one was pretty clever

Seconded.

Howlingmoon wrote:

whocares wrote:

Vindicator#9 wrote:No but everybody so far has either facepalmed or is not amused ,besides orkeosauraus, its just old thats all no offense to you.

Eh, I thought a version using 40k rules and references was at least a little clever. I didn't just copy and paste Chuck Norris jokes and change the name. Although I suppose nobody read them either way.

No. I read them and I want that 10 seconds of my life back. Really. If I want Barrens Chat, I can log in to WoW at any time. It wasn't clever. It wasn't funny. It was just plain dumb.

Sly Marbo makes man alone checks just for fun.


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Lord of battles wrote:Please dont lead him on

A gaunt bites Marbo on the hand. After 5 days of intense pain, the gaunt finally dies.

Sly Marbo can still go on overwatch.

This thread belongs in 40K Discussions.

If you don't find the jokes funny, say so in a funny or polite way, or else just ignore the thread. Don't attack the poster.

Sly Marbo count as one man army.
Sly Marbo do not take dangerous terrain tests, the terrain Marbo stands on must take one.
Sly Marbo doesn't need to shoot, his enemies dies from fear.

Marbo doesn't need to take an armor save. Bullets swerve around him in fear.