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Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

What happens when you put an Imperial Fists marine, an Iron Warrior marine, a female Biel-Tan Guardian, a female Dark Eldar from the Black Heart (complete with pet Hormagaunt and 'boyfriends'), an Ork Nob (with gretchin in tow), a young and inexperienced Fire Warrior, and a Necron Warrior in a single house ala reality TV? Their next-door neighbor are a pair of genestealers, and a Squat is known to be stalking the Fire Warrior.

Basically, all you have to do is come up with situations that would ensue as people who normally would kill each other are now made to live with each other.

I'll start:

*the living room, Fire Warrior approaches Imperial Fist on the couch*
Fire Warrior: I've got some Kroot coming over to visit, is that fine, Brother Vene?
Imperial Fist: (looks up from Astartes Monthly and grunts) So long as they don't mess up the house.
*Iron Warrior walks into the living room in a rage*
Iron Warrior: WHO LET BLOODY KROOT IN THE GARDEN!!!! (roaring echoes from the garden)
*everyone looks out the window and sees daemonic plants fighting and eating several Kroot carnivores*
Imperial Fist: Is...is that really a problem?

This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2012/06/28 11:36:51


I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Sounds very similar to a certain webcomic.
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Sounds very similar to a certain webcomic.


You are correct. But I'm getting impatient, and the author seems to be unlikely to update. In which case, let's just continue the story ourselves. In any case, its not like it's been copyrighted. If that were the case, we can always apologize and have the MODs lock this thread down. Not to mention GW would already have descended in flames on the original webcomic.

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






I wasn't complaining, merely pointing it out.
   
Made in ph
Ancient Venerable Dreadnought





Thousand Sons Battleship wandering the galaxy...

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I wasn't complaining, merely pointing it out.


Right, sorry if I sounded confrontational.

I should have left him there. He had served his purpose. He owed me nothing - yet he gave himself to me willingly. Why? I know not. He is nothing more than a pathetic human. An inferior race. A mon-keigh. But still I broke off my wings so that I might carry him easier. I took him from that place, into the snowstorm where our tracks will not be found. He is heavy. And he is dying. And he is slowing me down. But I will save him. Why? I know not. He is still warm. I can feel his blood ebbing across me. For every beat of his heart, another, slight spill of heat. The heat blows away on the winter wind. His blood is still warm. But fading. And I have spilled scarlet myself. The snow laps greedily at our footsteps and our lifeblood, covering them without a trace as we fade away.

'She sat on the corner, gulping the soup down, uncaring of the heat of it. They had grown more watery as of late she noted, but she wasn't about to beggar food from the Imperials or the "Bearers of the Word." Tau, despite their faults at least didn't have a kill policy for her race.' 
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

Sounds fun, but difficult. I might just read the webcomic instead if someone posts a link.

   
 
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