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emopoops makealie

make a lie

only one sentence each post to make a storee:::::

ther once was an emo

Arguably the most annoying troll emoscene has ever suffered through he/she/it was onto something here

the rules are simple, to explain what was supposed to be said. one person says a sentence, the next person carries on with the sentence, effectively making a story

i'll start

In a pub one day,

Eli Manning beat the crap out of Tony Romo and he cried like the girl he is.

However, the fact the he was a she, and the brawl for that matter, went largely unnoticed by the protagonists of our tale.

Because, they were well hidden beneath the bar, unseen by big folks like you and I.

I was watching and playing you all like puppets all the while, for I am not Valerian, but I am Alpharius.

And I am santachrist!
Shall we have a beer?

Sure...but I never touched the beer.

I did, sais Abaddon.

But he was actually Kharn the Betrayer, and never did.

While you were drinking with Alpharius, Alpharius stole your Rhinos.

But it was Omegon, and he never stole a rhino. Instead, he was driving a land raider.

A man spiked Kharn's drink while everyone was preoccupied with the Alpharius business.

But Kharn had already spiked the spikers own drink, hence he was spiked

But he wasn't really Kharn, he was Alpharius.

But in fact it was Lucius who where spiking a Sister Of Silence in the back

A Necron passing by zaps Lucius with a Gauss Flayer. Khorne and the Nightbringer bro-fist as Slaanesh goes FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

But in fact it was a clone, and since Lucius was the man with the plan he instaled Microsoft 95 on the Necron

Then he falls into a trap door as he turned to leave, falling into an empty room with no accessible exits. Cegorach starts laughing as Slaanesh repeatedly bangs her head on a wall.

The basement was actually the pocket dimension where Creed hides his tanks for future Creeeeeding. And with a thought he appears behind Khorne with a Leman Russ.

But it turns out the shells were duds, courtesy of Tzeentch.

But it was not as planned!

Which was actually the plan the whole time!

But suddenly all is revealed to be the dreams inductedby Mork & Gork!

Who were knocked unconscious by a massive double uppercut from the Emperor in a 2 on 1 God-off!

But it wasn't the Emperor! It was Alpharius!

Who suddenly was revealed to be a Eldar Banshee dressed for a drag night

Who is suddenly turned to spawn by an irritated Power of Chaos.

And they all died, happily ever after. The End.

But they didnt they all turned into female german Shepard puppies. Except creed

Courtesy of Tzeentch

But Tzeentch got infiltrated by Creed with a baneblade!