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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka






Dorset, Southern England

Hey,

Here's a simple game; what would your last words be?

To begin with:

"Of course I'm a nuclear physicist. Don't you trust me?"

BlapBlapBlap: bringing idiocy and mischief where it should never set foot since 2011.

BlapBlapBlap wrote:What sort of idiot quotes themselves in their sigs? Who could possibly be that arrogant?
 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Cornwall UK

"Watch this".

Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.

I may never finish an army in my life. 
   
Made in ca
Nasty Nob





Canada

"It kinda looks like a...weapon"

Stomped

To Be Stomped
No One
My vision of how 40k ends: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5937830/1/Time-of-Ending-the-40k-Finale  
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

'F*ck this, I'm leaving'

   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

For the Emperor I give my life
   
Made in gb
Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren





I'm at your window

"COME AND HAVE A GO IF YA THINK YA HARD ENOUGH!"

Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. 
   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Unfortunate.

 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

"Yeah, if that's a real gun then I'm a goddamn T-Rex."

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in gb
Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Ayrshire, Scotland

"What's the worst that could happen?"

DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

What could possibly go wrong?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller






The Peripheral

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKKKUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/10 22:21:09


 
   
Made in us
Legendary Master of the Chapter





Chicago, Illinois

"Forevermore."

Will confuse the feth out of anyone around me.

From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. 
   
Made in us
Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant






Feth this charge

Fire Fire fixes everything  
   
Made in us
Fireknife Shas'el





HEY YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!

This phrase is the cause of at least 60% of all hospital visit in America.

8000 Dark Angels (No primaris)
10000 Lizardmen (Fantasy I miss you)
3000 High Elves
4000 Kel'shan Ta'u
"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." -Douglas Adams 
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?



 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in gb
Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine






Ayrshire, Scotland

"I wonder what this big red button does?"

DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






My personal favourite cliche last words.

"I think we lost them"

 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in gb
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller






Carlisle, UK

"watch out for snipers? nah...."


2000pts IG. ( based on fallout US Army)

3000pts XIIth Legiones Astartes 8th Assault Company. (Pre heresy)

never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
 
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Cornwall UK

PredaKhaine wrote:
...I know I'm dying...there's something you should know...lean closer...closer than that...did you know this disease is infectious?




Posthumous awesome points would be scored here

Many and varied forces in progress according to waxing & waning whims.

I may never finish an army in my life. 
   
Made in pl
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator





Cracow

"I'll be back."

   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

They couldn't hit barn doors from this range!

   
Made in eu
Executing Exarch






Major General John Sedgwick wrote:
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/quotes/last-words/john-sedgwick.html

Terry Kath Rock musician of the band Chicago, died January 23, 1978 wrote:
"Don't worry, it's not loaded."


Morant, Lt. Henry H. "Breaker" Edwin Henry Murrant 1864-1902 Australian Anglo-Boer War soldier and poet - To the firing squad that executed him. wrote:
"Shoot straight, you b*****ds! Don't make a mess of it!"



http://www.mapping.com/words.shtml

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/03/12 08:57:47


 Blacksails wrote:

Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

'Did we win?'

   
Made in gb
Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller






Carlisle, UK

Hey Brother Sergeant! Bet you 40 credits i can fly this thunderhawk through the planetary governors dining chambers.


2000pts IG. ( based on fallout US Army)

3000pts XIIth Legiones Astartes 8th Assault Company. (Pre heresy)

never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
 
   
Made in ca
Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought





Canada

Hmmmm...
Hard choice between:

"You only live once."

OR

"Yes it is alot of fireworks, but think what it would look like setting them all off at once with a flame thrower!"

A revolution is an idea which has found its bayonets.
Napoleon Bonaparte 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Ahhh... Nothing like taking a leak behind a giant bulbous green tree trunk that's got tank armour nailed to it!

**GERROF MY LEG! WAAAGH!!!!**
   
Made in gb
Lethal Lhamean






Kanto

"These Eldar guns are literally driving me up the wall"
"Actually serg, I have to point out that that's an incorrect use of the word 'literally'- "

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Is this thing dead?

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes




Ohio

LOOK AT THIS CUTE LITTLE THING!!!!

The Black Hand

 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Five days and no orks! It's almost like we weren't actually deployed to armageddon!
-Sgt Jackhammer just before being eaten by a Tyranid ripper swarm on Calth.
   
 
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