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Ladies and gentlemen, it is spring and the new edition of Warpheim is upon us!

Rules have been updated based on feedback and playtesting, world-building fluff has been added, and new problems have been created that will have to be solved in the next edition.

Just kidding. Nothing has been updated and we only want your money. Trust no one.

http://www.warpheim.com

Love it, take my money.

This is awesome. I'd totally play it, but probably won't, since none of my friends speak english.

Still. Awesome. And now with pictures.

Praise Eris!

Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Love it, take my money.

You are most kind. Though we have great respect for the Cult of Mammon, we are Illuminati space lizards and have no true need for human currency at this temporal juncture. We humbly request that you consider making a small donation to Doctors Without Borders instead. They do good work.

Erzanj wrote:This is awesome. I'd totally play it, but probably won't, since none of my friends speak english.

Still. Awesome. And now with pictures.

We will be focusing on translations next year. What languages do your friends speak?

Platuan4th wrote:Praise Eris!

And what better way to praise her then by bringing chaos to this new work in her name? Playtesting for the next edition has already begun. Anyone who wishes to be a part of the evolution of a living game can head on over to http://www.reddit.com/r/Warpheim/comments/224ucn/official_playtesting_and_suggestions_thread_for/ where we're using the Reddit voting mechanic to organize playtester input.

Warpheim will be growing and evolving nonstop for the next 25 years. Hopefully when the dust has settled we will all be left with the perfect beer-and-pretzels skirmish game we always dreamed of.

I should have added a . I've visited Warpheim in a previous life and wanted to bump you so that others could share my miserable experience. :WINK:
But yeah I''ll only work in my own currency too. Sorry doctors. :wink:

Erzanj wrote:This is awesome. I'd totally play it, but probably won't, since none of my friends speak english.

Still. Awesome. And now with pictures.

We will be focusing on translations next year. What languages do your friends speak?

French, French, and a bit of French. I'm the self-appointed translator of the group. I'm also always the one who brings all these annoying untranslated foreign games to the gaming table in the first place.

Special Thanks:
Carl Sagan, Nicola Tesla, Miley Cyrus
The heroes of this universe.

Nuv said! You are bonkers (i think i love you...)

The experience of reading this book is something I am sad I did not have earlier in my life, though I think the act of reading it has retroactively caused me to have already read it in the past. So now I am no longer sad.

TheGrin wrote:Special Thanks:
Carl Sagan, Nicola Tesla, Miley Cyrus
The heroes of this universe.

Nuv said! You are bonkers (i think i love you...)

I love you too.

Erzanj wrote:
French, French, and a bit of French. I'm the self-appointed translator of the group. I'm also always the one who brings all these annoying untranslated foreign games to the gaming table in the first place.

Magnifique! Nous aimons la langue française. Il ya une raison pour laquelle il est appelé la langue du commerce, après tout. Nos premières traductions seront le français, le chinois et l'ourdou.

Notre dispositif canadien réalité parallèle Toronto Maire Bob Fnord supervisera les traductions françaises personnellement.