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So this is what inspired that I-pad parody episode on South Park.
"Sometimes the only victory possible is to keep your opponent from winning." - The Emperor, from The Outcast Dead.
"Tell your gods we are coming for them, and that their realms will burn as ours did." -Thostos Bladestorm
jasper76 wrote: My wife made me watch the first one. It was repulsive and disgusting, and I'm a worse human being for having seen it.
When she asked me to watch the second one, I figured WTF? How can it be any worse than the first one?
Well, it was.
I'm skipping installment 3.
This sums up my feelings on the matter. I've seen terrible movies, but I've only seen two that made absolutely no Fracking sense at all, and those were the two
jasper76 wrote: My wife made me watch the first one. It was repulsive and disgusting, and I'm a worse human being for having seen it.
When she asked me to watch the second one, I figured WTF? How can it be any worse than the first one?
Well, it was.
I'm skipping installment 3.
Unless your wife asked ya not to!
Who am I kidding? My wife's going to want to see it because she likes being completely grossed out. She also can't watch horror movies alone, so I'll end up seeing Part 3. .
Anyway these films are gross, and whoever was the creative force behind them has some kind of serious obsession with poop.
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Who am I kidding? My wife's going to want to see it because she likes being completely grossed out. She also can't watch horror movies alone, so I'll end up seeing Part 3. .
Anyway these films are gross, and whoever was the creative force behind them has some kind of serious obsession with poop.
Hey, I gotta watch pretty much all kids movies...multiple times...and your occasional classic chic flic. Between Owen Wilson / Jennifer Aniston...and Human Centiede...hm...
I've been bored just never that bored with my life to waste over an hour on the first movie......surprise there was a two....and now a three......
well.......there are much better things to see on youtube
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Dat face at 0:56!
Anyhow, that one looks funnier than the previous two. Actually, I remember that for the first one, the trailer for the pornographic parody was better than the trailer for the original movie. As in way funnier.
By looking for the trailer on YouTube, I actually found out the whole movie (well, not really, I remember some parts of the trailer being before that, and obviously all the boring useless porn parts have been cut out, because it is on YouTube).
So I present you, the Human Sexipede, slightly NSFW but really funny :
Spoiler:
"Our fantasy settings are grim and dark, but that is not a reflection of who we are or how we feel the real world should be. [...] We will continue to diversify the cast of characters we portray [...] so everyone can find representation and heroes they can relate to. [...] If [you don't feel the same way], you will not be missed"
https://twitter.com/WarComTeam/status/1268665798467432449/photo/1
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