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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Experimental, I know, but in this thread, attempt to condense one of your wargaming anecdotes into either a pun or a poem.

Blood is red,
Ultramarines are blue,
My guardsmen painted them,
Because of you.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/08/03 14:37:24


 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Damn, 40k is really

Dicey

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Once upon a time, man joined the Guard,
they said to him, it's not for pansies, it will be hard.

They taught him to shoot, kill and maim,
now he's covered in blood, crying in pain.

Others are running by, nobody notices,
as he's lying on the ground and twitches.

This is the end of one brave man who joined the Guard
as he's slowely dying, behind the house on the yard.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/08/10 14:27:19



Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in no
Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Join the guard they said, it will be fun they said. Damned liars one and all
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

I once played a kill team match with a man in a chicken suit. There were some fowl plays going on

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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