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[Post New] 2017/04/24 12:19:51
    Subject: First Army Goes Up In Flames After New Edition Announcement
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 12:29:54
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Yeah that's believable....put in box...cut to burning scene of box...no black toxic smoke from burning plastic..nice try
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 12:43:47
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate





Oklahoma

I think your response is appropriate. Great job!
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 12:45:00
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Hehehe!! Ah thank you so much!!
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 12:45:45
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Fake and tacky.


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[Post New] 2017/04/24 12:55:45
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Hissing Hybrid Metamorph





'Straya... Mate.

Cringe mode bad
 
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 13:16:36
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So you burned money away....
Feed the poor war gamer with money.  
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 13:23:01
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Eastern CT

The OP didn't burn anything but a box. If someone was going to actually burn their army for a YouTube video, they'd show the actual minis burning, not tape them up in a box, then cut to a different location and just show the outside of the box.

Besides, those were clearly Dark Angels. Any DA player who's been at it long enough to have a fully painted army has already suffered through multiple editions of having a bottom-tier army. The Unforgiven are not phased by the approach of a new edition!
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 13:28:39
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

No miniatures were harmed in the filming of that video.

There would have been tons of black smoke from the burning plastic.

<--- Chemical Engineer that has dealt with various plastic, resins, and other chemicals in the past 19 years.

Also, it took him like 9 matches to light that box on fire because he was scared of burning the hair off his knuckles. Ha!
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 13:32:32
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Oklahoma

It is obviously a joke. Wow, some of you are dry...
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 13:43:38
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New Orleans, LA

 Kellevil wrote:
It is obviously a joke. Wow, some of you are dry...


Or we're still waiting on the punchline.
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 14:05:17
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I think parody is the better term, not joke.

Eh, at least he tried. I'ma leave this thead open for now.
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 14:14:33
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Kapuskasing, ON

Well it got a smirk out of me. I suppose that's an emotional reaction. More then many other threads got out of me.
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 14:28:31
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 Grand.Master.Raziel wrote:
The OP didn't burn anything but a box. If someone was going to actually burn their army for a YouTube video, they'd show the actual minis burning, not tape them up in a box, then cut to a different location and just show the outside of the box.


Yeah! Like this:


   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 14:38:20
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 kronk wrote:
No miniatures were harmed in the filming of that video.

There would have been tons of black smoke from the burning plastic.

<--- Chemical Engineer that has dealt with various plastic, resins, and other chemicals in the past 19 years.

Also, it took him like 9 matches to light that box on fire because he was scared of burning the hair off his knuckles. Ha!


You don't really need to be a chemical engineer to know this. Just a pyromaniac
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 14:48:11
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Longtime Dakkanaut




I wish i was ready for this :O Built a bunch of marines and Burn them for the ads on the video.

Probably would be worth it over the few months And have spare enough marines to do it without buying anything.
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 16:47:42
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I'd make fun of the dire attempts to light the box, but DA aren't really known for their flamer skills...
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 17:12:46
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Since I find all bitter crybabies funny, I found this extremely funny. Kudos.
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 17:17:35
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New Orleans, LA

 NivlacSupreme wrote:


You don't really need to be a chemical engineer to know this. Just a pyromaniac


Thinking outside the flaming box, as it were.
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[Post New] 2017/04/24 17:27:56
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man, the actual burning video was pretty cool.
the OP video was la-ame....
   
[Post New] 2017/04/24 23:01:46
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Nice to see so many professional detectives on the forum.
   
[Post New] 2017/04/25 01:26:26
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Can you put some gamers in the box next time?
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[Post New] 2017/04/25 01:27:20
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'Straya... Mate.

Here's hoping that losers do actually burn their models for our entertainment.
 
   
[Post New] 2017/04/27 01:00:59
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The chance of it happening for real goes up with each new piece of information on the new rules they release. People really dislike change.
   
[Post New] 2017/04/27 03:11:36
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'Straya... Mate.

 Lorek wrote:
I think parody is the better term, not joke.

Eh, at least he tried. I'ma leave this thead open for now.

Thank you oh glorious leader, you guide us with your wisdom

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[Post New] 2017/04/27 03:27:57
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[Post New] 2017/04/27 11:19:11
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Andy2D6 wrote:
The chance of it happening for real goes up with each new piece of information on the new rules they release. People really dislike change.

I dunno, I've seen a LOT of really positive comments so far.
 
   
[Post New] 2017/04/27 11:20:36
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'Straya... Mate.

 Purifier wrote:
Andy2D6 wrote:
The chance of it happening for real goes up with each new piece of information on the new rules they release. People really dislike change.

I dunno, I've seen a LOT of really positive comments so far.

It is kind of scary, isn't it?
 
   
[Post New] 2017/04/27 12:58:51
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 kronk wrote:
 Kellevil wrote:
It is obviously a joke. Wow, some of you are dry...


Or we're still waiting on the punchline.



The OP is a member of the Inquisition. Clearly, these models were heretical and so required to be burned. It also explains the OP's complete lack of funny.
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[Post New] 2017/04/27 14:11:11
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Couldn't everyone tell from his tone of voice that this was a parody? I thought it was quite funny, "It's time someone ruined YOU".

edit: the failed attempts to light the fire were golden too.

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