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2017/05/07 01:54:54
Subject: Hilarious News Story From Newport, Oregon: Cops Called On Cat In Tree For Appearing To Be Armed
The law was called by locals on a cat sitting in a tree, and appearing to be armed with an "assault rifle".
And no, it's not from The Onion. The story is from MSM. I ran across it by accident and thought it was funny. I figured I would share in case anybody needed a good laugh.
It's still fake though. The police put it up as a joke, and MSN omitted this fact for better clickbait.
There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices.
2017/05/07 03:21:19
Subject: Hilarious News Story From Newport, Oregon: Cops Called On Cat In Tree For Appearing To Be Armed
Felines don't pussyfoot around, and they have purrfect aim. I'd be a scaredy cat too if I saw that and would call the cops without paws for thought while I turned tail and ran, hoping kitty wouldn't take meowt before I got to safety.
"The Omnissiah is my Moderati"
2017/05/07 03:33:33
Subject: Hilarious News Story From Newport, Oregon: Cops Called On Cat In Tree For Appearing To Be Armed
Rodeney the wiener dog says all cats should be considered armed and Evil.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2017/05/11 03:26:07
Subject: Hilarious News Story From Newport, Oregon: Cops Called On Cat In Tree For Appearing To Be Armed
Feline scum could tell that the local law enforcement personnel were under correct supervision and quietly gave himself up.
Feline scum know and lament that most sensible humans have wisely aligned themselves with team dog. Multiple dogs turned up on site to make sure that rescuing human law enforcement personnel were not hoodwinked into thinking the deceptive feline horror is 'cuter' than it actually is.
All in all this was an acceptable counter of an attempted infiltration of law enforcement community, by a feline, for the purpose of corrupting vulnerable human law enforcement personnel into switching allegiance to realign themselves more closely to policy approved by the feline menace.
We can mark this one as solved, happy tailwaggings all round I say.
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
2017/05/11 10:35:55
Subject: Hilarious News Story From Newport, Oregon: Cops Called On Cat In Tree For Appearing To Be Armed
Feline scum could tell that the local law enforcement personnel were under correct supervision and quietly gave himself up.
Feline scum know and lament that most sensible humans have wisely aligned themselves with team dog. Multiple dogs turned up on site to make sure that rescuing human law enforcement personnel were not hoodwinked into thinking the deceptive feline horror is 'cuter' than it actually is.
All in all this was an acceptable counter of an attempted infiltration of law enforcement community, by a feline, for the purpose of corrupting vulnerable human law enforcement personnel into switching allegiance to realign themselves more closely to policy approved by the feline menace.
We can mark this one as solved, happy tailwaggings all round I say.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2017/05/11 14:34:54
Subject: Hilarious News Story From Newport, Oregon: Cops Called On Cat In Tree For Appearing To Be Armed
Easy E wrote: The war between Cats and Dogs will never be truly won until one side figures out how to use a door handle.
George could open latch doors. We had dobermans that just ate through the door. Does that count?
Automatically Appended Next Post: Also, here we have a recently rescued former shelter dog giving a bear what for. Moral of the story...don't ever ever feth with rescue dogs once they find a home. They will cut you!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!