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2017/06/26 15:26:34
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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....what a time to be alive eh ?! 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/40401980/norway-raises-19000-to-repair-vandalised-penis-rock
Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
A fund set up to repair a penis-shaped rock formation in Norway has been given 160,000 kroner (£19,000) in public donations.
The Trollpikken, or "The Troll's Penis", was apparently knocked down by vandals.
Hikers found the stone, which originally came out from the rock face, resting on the ground on Saturday.
Two days later and The Troll's Penis Will Be Re-Erected appeal has received money from close to 1,000 people.
Local reports suggest someone had drilled into the rock, causing it to weaken and fall.
Police are now looking into whether it has been vandalised.
The rock formation is located in the municipality of Eigersund, in the south-west of the country.
There had been plans to attract more tourists to the Trollpikken, with the hope that it would rival another unusual rock formation - the Trolltunga or "The Troll's Tongue".
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2017/06/26 15:30:11
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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How does one actually repair that?
Still, d*ck move* from the vandalizers, if it was the case.
*irony not lost
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2017/06/26 15:38:45
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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How would you vandalize that? That seems like a lot of effort.
I could see an easy repair. Its the worlds biggest pin and glue. They need to look to the experts on our P&M site. Dakka now is our time to shine!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2017/06/26 15:52:00
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
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The Troll's Penis Will Be Re-Erected...
Fnarr fnarr
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2017/06/26 16:48:17
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Building a blood in water scent
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If previous stories about severed penises is any indicator, there is likely an angry jilted Troll-lady out roaming Norway that will not be pleased if her philandering husband's rock hard (  ) weenis is re-attached.
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We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” |
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2017/06/26 17:35:24
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Dakka Veteran
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Give it £19,000 worth of Viagra and it should be rock hard again in no time.
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2017/06/26 17:40:06
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Lol... Maybe they can drill a shaft for reinforcement.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/26 17:51:42
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This had me dying, shame about the vandalism.
I suspect the vandals suffered from a seriously case of boner envy and took it out on the rocks. Police should start looking for an angry guy with a drill and is flaccid from a case of ED.
It could also be some militant feminists who wanted more tourist going to trolls tongue. 
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Paulson Games parts are now at:
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2017/06/26 17:53:42
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Damsel of the Lady
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I am glad that even in these dark times there is something that can still bring people together.
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realism is a lie
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2017/06/26 18:53:47
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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This sort of vandalism happens, usually 'for the lulz'. Though there are occassional differences in motive.
A scout group in 'Murica destroyed some delicate appearing rock formations, lest they topple on someone. They were over a hundred million years old.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2017/06/26 19:20:47
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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When Norway says a rock looks like a penis, it becomes a tourist site. When I say a rock looks like a penis, I get called immature.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2017/06/26 19:22:05
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Lets hope the feel the schlong arm of the law.
Lol it takes a penis rocks to bring unity to OT...
What does that say about us?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/26 19:23:50
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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 Tactical_Spam wrote:When Norway says a rock looks like a penis, it becomes a tourist site. When I say a rock looks like a penis, I get called immature.
Its the accent. They've turned storm trolls into a tourist attraction.
Now if you had a highborn British accent, you could work for BBC or maybe run for the office of Queen. Alternatively if you had a Russian accent you already be a step ahead in auditioning for the role of villain.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2017/06/26 19:41:14
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 jhe90 wrote:Lets hope the feel the schlong arm of the law.
Lol it takes a penis rocks to bring unity to OT...
What does that say about us?
We all demand justice for destroyed penises?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2017/06/26 19:52:34
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The person who did this is a complete dick. Hopefully the process is neither too long nor too hard for those re-erecting the formation.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2017/06/26 21:41:36
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I feel for the Troll, hes about to hear the most terrifying sentence known to man
"It can be reattached, we just need to insert a large metal shaft to hold the two parts together"
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2017/06/26 22:03:07
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Chaos Space Marine dedicated to Slaanesh
italy
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 amazingturtles wrote:I am glad that even in these dark times there is something that can still bring people together.
And that something is the most magical thing in the world: a penis (rock hard, erected, penis).
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2017/06/26 23:53:30
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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It's a troll-part. It's ONLY stone during daylight hours.
Trolly will notice it missing when he wakes up.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2017/06/27 09:45:09
Subject: Re:Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Couldn't the troll just regenerate it when he's not in direct sunlight anyway?
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2017/06/28 16:17:49
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Fighter Pilot
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Viagra is missing a golden marketing opportunity...
Just think of the advertisements they could make if they sponsored this...
"We can help even a two ton get upright!"
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"Anything but a 1...  ... dang." |
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2017/06/28 16:22:04
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 Gen. Lee Losing wrote:Viagra is missing a golden marketing opportunity...
Just think of the advertisements they could make if they sponsored this...
"We can help even a two ton get upright!"
Or a condom maker.
"extra large, we mean it"
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/29 00:20:15
Subject: Re:Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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If they re-attach that rock and it stays up for more than 4 hours should someone call a doctor?
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2017/07/03 02:32:04
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Gen. Lee Losing wrote:Viagra is missing a golden marketing opportunity...
Just think of the advertisements they could make if they sponsored this...
"We can help even a two ton get upright!"
Oh my god yes! That would be brilliant
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2017/07/03 05:53:07
Subject: Re:Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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 ZergSmasher wrote:If they re-attach that rock and it stays up for more than 4 hours should someone call a doctor?
If your rock stays upright for more than 4,000 years, please see a geologist.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2017/07/03 17:16:13
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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No pinning jokes? Really?
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2017/07/03 22:53:59
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Nonone wanna be pinned down there!
Not even a rock.
That giant Il need one hell of a asprin after.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/07/08 09:43:48
Subject: Norway raises £19,000 to repair vandalised 'penis rock'
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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~15000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Adeptus Custodes: 
~1900 | Imperial Knights: 
~2000 | Sisters of Battle: 
~3500 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1200 | Tyranids: 
~2600 | Stormcast Eternals: 
